Unrequited Fairytales

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a beautiful princess named Lucy was born.

{While in reality, in the small hospital in Godric's Hallow, you, Lucy Ann Weasley – A-N-O-T-H-E-R Weasley– are born.}

Her parents were heroes from the Second Wizarding War, and her family was popular.

{Your father was a coward in the war – not that you would ever think bad of him because it – but the g-l-a-r-e-s and s-n-a-r-k-y/c-o-m-m-e-n-t-s get old after awhile.}

She grew up with a privileged childhood, including lots of important family affairs.

{What it R-E-A-L-L-Y consisted of: m/i/n/i/s/t/r/y dinners. OVER-achieving sisters. Always p-r-o-v-i-n-g yourself to you manymany cousins that you A-R-E/N-O-T your sister.}

Then, when it came time for school, everyone wanted to be friends with Princess Lucy—

{Weasley: a [c u r s e d] named. It's G-R-E-A-T… until they realize that your father's the boring one, and your sister's that rule-obsessed prefect who gave them detention last year.}

—and she was extremely intelligent, following in her sister's footsteps.

{Ha, what a j-o-k-e. School was never e-a-s-y for you. You had to studystudystudy for H-O-U-R-S to do h-a-l-f as good as Molly.}

During her school years, Princess Lucy had many handsome suitors, yet none of them was The One.

{As f-r-e-a-k-i-n-gif. Most teenage boys don't want anything to do with the tomboy prankster and those who do are d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e or like your name.}

And then, one day, he came along: Prince Lysander.

{Lysander… just T-H-I-N-K-I-N-G the name makes your heart breakbreakbreak into m-i-l-l-i-o-ns of tiny pieces.}

For the first time in her life, Princess Lucy ran into a roadblock – Prince Lysander was courting her older sister, soon-to-be Queen Molly.

{Karma must have something a-g-a-i-n-s-t you – why else would the one bloke that you fancy chase after your sister?}

And, to add to complications, Prince Lysander's brother, Prince Lorcan, began courting Princess Lucy.

{Isn't it ohsofunnyhow fate works out? It's like one big love h-e-x-a-g-o-n?}

Nevertheless, after an electrifying and passionate expedition, Princess Lucy won over the heart of Prince Lysander, and Queen Molly and Prince Lorcan realized that they were better suited for each others.

{Your sides just might split, you're laughing so hard. A electrifying and passionate expedition? That's the best JOKE you've heard in AGES. Besides, what's the l-i-k-e-l-i-n-e-s-s of that actually happening?}

And they happily ever after.

{And maybe one day you'll get over it, but for now, you're stuck loving yoursister's boyfriend and your boyfriend's twin.}

The {end}.

A/N: This is my first attempt at a freeverse, so I'm sorry if it sucks. (Which it probably does...) Any who, it was written for the Grab a Song; Write a Story challenge on the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenge Forum. Reviews are loved, but not necessary (: