Here is a story that came to me in a dream I had. Flippy was staying at my house for a few days btw. To keep C.U. off my back, Cuddles plays the role of me. On with the story.
Cuddles walked into his house and immediately saw a trail of blood, leading down the hall and ending at the closet door. He slowly walked to the closet, opened to door and screamed. There was a dead body in the closet. "FLIPPY!", he yelled.
Flippy came running down the stairs and said, "Hey Cuddles".
Cuddles looked horrified and said, "Why is there a dead person in our house?".
Flippy tried to look surprised, "Oh. Hey. How'd he get here?", he asked.
"Flippy, what did you do?", said Cuddles.
"Me? I-I didn't do this", said Flippy.
"Explain what happened, Flippy", demanded Cuddles.
"I've never seen him before in my life", stated Flippy.
"Why did you kill this person, Flippy?", Cuddles asked.
"I do not kill people. That-that is my least favorite thing to do", defended Flippy.
"Tell me, Flippy, exactly what you were doing before I got home", said Cuddles.
"Alright", said Flippy, "Well, I was upstairs",
"Ok", said Cuddles.
"Uhh, I was sitting in my room",
"Yes",
"Reading a book",
"Go on",
"And, uhh, well this guy walked in",
"Ok",
"So I went up to him",
"Yes",
"And I, uhh, stabbed him 37 times in the chest".
"Flippy! That kills people!", cried Cuddles.
"Oh. Oh, wow, I-I didn't know that", stammered Flippy.
"How could you not know that?", asked Cuddles.
"Yeah. I'm in the wrong here. I suck", said Flippy.
"Where are his legs?", asked Cuddles.
"Huh?", said Flippy.
"His legs, where are they?", asked Cuddles.
"Well, I sold his legs to a midget who wanted to be taller", said Flippy.
"What happen to his arms?", asked Cuddles.
"What's that?", asked Flippy.
"His arms", said Cuddles, "Why are they missing?".
"Well, I uhh, kind of, uhh, cooked them up and ate them", said Flippy.
"Flippy!", said Cuddles in shock.
"Well, I was hungry, and ya know, when you crave arms...", said Flippy.
"Why on earth would you do that?", asked Cuddles.
"I was hungry for arms! Give me a break", said Flippy.
"Flippy", Cuddles said as he fought the urge to vomit.
"My stomach was making the . The kind that only arms would satisfy", said Flippy.
"What is wrong with you, Flippy?", yelled Cuddles.
"Well, I kill people and I eat arms. That's two things", said Flippy.
"Flippy. You are the sickest person I know!", shouted Cuddles.
"Well", said Flippy, "This is why you should never leave me at home, alone. Especially if there are knifes around. That was your lesson for today".
Dumb? Yes, it was. Funny? Yes. I really had that dream the other day. Imagine a 6'3" human where Cuddles was. That's what I really dreamt. Anyway, I'mm get back to "The camping episode", good night. Review or Evil will rape your soul!