Hey people's! This is just some random idea that popped into my head just now an since it's 2:30 in the morning and I think I might have insomnia, I'm gonna write it down for you guys. (I started writing it at 2:30 and didn't finish and kinda forgot about it, but now I found it and finished it) You're welcome! But ya… I understand if nobody like's it. Once I'm finished with it I probably won't either : P. And I'm just doing his cuz I wanna, but I will hopefully be updating my other story soon. Soon as in this week soon. Hopefully. :D This is an all human story with cannon couples. Alice, Rosalie, and Bella are sisters and Charlie and Renée are their parents. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are brothers and Carlisle and Esme are their parents. The girls are having a slumber party over at the boys while the parents are away. Ooooh! Lol. Disclaimer on my profile. So now here it is:

Prank Calls

Chapter 1: Carlisle and Govena Shwarrrzenegger

Bella's POV

"No Alice! I'm not going to do that!" I argued with her for the tenth time in one hour.

"Oh come on Bel-laaa!" she pleaded, dragging my name into two syllables. "It'll be fun! Just call him, say something stupid, and hang up! It's that simple!"

God help me. Alice has been trying to convince me to prank call Edward's dad, while him and Esme are out on an "all adult weekend vacation" with Charlie and Renée. When they told all of us about it, Emmett had immediately shouted, "THAT SOUNDS DIRTY! IS IT DIRTY?! BECAUSE IT'S SOUNDS DIRTY!" and gotten a lecture about being appropriate in front of company. But it wasn't really effective since everyone was rolling around on the floor in hysterics, except for Emmett, who just sat there looking confused.

"What? What did I say?" he kept asking, which only made us laugh harder. Now we're sleeping over at their house, and everybody wants to prank call him because they are convinced that it'd be fun. Not me.

"Alice, if it's so simple why don't YOU just do it?" I asked, satisfied with my comeback.

"Oh for God's sake! Give me the damn phone and I'LL call him!" Rose screeched and lunged for the phone. She snatched it out of Alice's tiny hand and Alice did nothing to prevent it, she just sat there looking amused but irritated.

Emmett grinned. "I looove seeing you get feisty babe." Then he winked at her. He didn't even seem to notice the rest of us pretend gagging at his attempted flattery.

Well, it seemed to work because Rose blushed and batted her eyelashes at him, then began dialing the familiar number with me and Alice hovering right by her face, wanting to listen to the conversation.

"Jeez you guys! You don't have to get so close, I'm starting to think you guys are

going lesbo on me!" Rose laughed. (A/N: No disrespect at all to homosexuals. I support your fight all the way =D) Oops, we'd been hovering so close, we were almost cheek to cheek.

"Ssshhhhh!" Alice squealed. "It's ringing!" She had Rose turn it on speaker. It rang a couple of times before Carlisle's annoyed voice came on.

"Hello?" he asked warily. Rose adopted a very believable Austrian accent.

"Da. Theeese is Govena Arrrnold Shwarrrzenegger." (A/N: Eww, it's the man who "borrowed" 6 billion dollars from our schools and didn't give it back. Theeese is supposed to be this with an accent and Govena is supposed to be Governor with an accent, and it has 3 R's cuz she's rolling them, like you do when you speak Spanish)

"Come again?" Carlisle asked incredulously. We were all trying not to laugh now.

"Did you not hearrr me? I saaaaiiidd, "Da. Theeese is Govena A-" Rose began.

"Yes I heard you!" he snapped. Rose pretended to get angry.

"NEVA CUT OFF THEE GOVENA!!! I could half (A/N: Have) yourrr medical license rrrebuked!" Rose screeched threateningly. She was very convincing and Carlisle started to panic.

"What? N-no please!" he begged. Rose didn't answer for a minute because she was trying so hard not to laugh and blow her cover. Jasper and Edward had to hold Emmett down and cover his mouth or else he would have been rolling on the ground and bellowing out his booming laugh.

"He-hello?" Carlisle asked. "Mr. Shwarzenegger?"

"IT'S GOVENA SHWARRRZENEGGER!" she managed to gasp out.

"Sorry, sorry! Governor Shwa-"

"NINE! (A/N: That means no) GOVENA! GOVENA!"

"Erm, right right. Govena Shwarzenneger, I'm terribly sorry. Please don't take away my license," he said. Rose deliberated for a moment. Carlisle inhaled and stopped breathing in anticipation.

"Well, all rrright. Vut just rrremember: Neva cut off thee govena!"

"Yes s-sir Govena Sir," he stammered.

"Okay then, half a nice day Mrrr. Cullen," Rose said.

"Uhh yes Govena sir. You too." Then he up.

We could not hold it anymore. We exploded. The phone dropped out of Rose's hand and clattered to the floor and soon she joined it, tears streaming down her face from laughing so hard. Edward and Jasper gave up on holding Emmett back and they all laughed so hard they fell off the couch. Alice and I were leaning against each other so we wouldn't fall on the ground like them.

We laughed for around 15 minutes and when most of us had calmed down enough to be able to speak, Rose asked, "See Bella? We told you it would be fun!"

I nodded, not trusting my voice because it was sure to be hoarse from all my laughter.

And just when I thought it was finally over, Emmett whispered, "Govena…" and it set us all off again.

Okay! I know that was really stupid and I don't really expect pplz to like it, but it helped me out with my writers block a bit. Oh, and the song I was listening to while writing this was Viva la Vida by Coldplay. It's an awesome song, if you haven't heard it, I suggest you look it up. (That happy face looks demented…) Lolz, even if you didn't really like, it, review anyway plz!

Pwease? *puppy dawg eyes*

I'm not sure if this'll be a oneshot, so if I get reviews it may or may not be. So, review!

Love,

Locketful o' Heartache