Mr Monk Goes to Kurosu Academy

by Loyal Subject

Have no fear! Monk and Psych are here! Monk, Natalie, Gus, and Shawn are here to prove Zero's innocence and bring Kaname to justice. But can the obsessive compulsive detective and fake pyschic solve the case? Featuring Monk, Psych, and Vampire Knights.

1. Prologue

Mr. Monk Goes to Kurosu Academy Prologue

"You….uhh….you have a…." Mr. Monk said as he gestured to the blood dripping out of Kaname's mouth. Monk held out his hand to Natalie.

"Wipe," he said as he snapped his fingers. Natalie quickly took out a wipe from her purse and handed it to him. He began to wipe the blood of Kaname's chin. Kaname looked at the obsessive compulsive detective with confusion.

"Mr. Monk, you know you're not supposed to touch a pure blood vampire,"Kaname said.

"...Uhh, yeah, just one more second...there," Mr. Monk said. When Monk finished satisfying his obsessive compulsiveness, he quickly handed the dirty wipe off to Natalie and took an entire pack of wipes from her. He handed them to Kaname.

"Here……you'll probably need these…….again," Monk said awkwardly.

"…Thank……you?" Kaname said still not quite sure if that was something to be thanking Monk for. He accepted the wipes, still in confusion.

"You're welcome," Monk said.

"Well I'd love to stay here and talk with you some more Mr. Monk, but I have to go now," Kaname said as he strode gracefully away.

"He's the guy," Mr. Monk said to Natalie.

"How do you know?" Natalie asked. Mr. Monk shook his head.

"I don't know how……but he's the guy."

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"We are not taking this case Shawn!" Gus said.

"Gus, don't be such a baby. This poor girl has come to us for help. Plus, we are surrounded by beautiful looking women and that is always a positive," Shawn said.

"Shawn, these are not women, they are VAMPIRES!" Gus hissed.

"….And your point is?"

"Let Mr. Monk handle this one," Gus said.

"Oh come on, the guy isn't going to last five minutes here, you know that. Plus, don't you want to stay and hang out with your new friend Natalie Teeger?"

"We are NOT taking this case!" Gus yelled in a high pitched voice.

"Gus, I think you are forgetting that I am a psychic. Just give me a day to solve this case. We'll be out of here before the Night Class comes out."

"Shawn, I don't know if you know this, but you are not psychic. And there is no way we'll be able to solve this case in one day. We don't even have any suspects. All we know is that some vampire was found dead and Zero is the only one with a motive. There's no evidence Shawn," Gus said.

"…..that's not entirely true," Shawn said. Gus eyed his best friend.

"What, you mean you found something?"