This Fan Fiction is a blunt parody of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope using Nintendo characters
SUPER NINTENDO WARS
Episode IV
A NEW HERO
It is a period of civil war, ships striking from a hidden Rebel Alliance base
have just won there first victory against the Eggman Empire.
During the battle, rebel spies managed to capture the plans
for the DEATH EGG, a planet sized battle station with enough firepower
to annihilate entire worlds in a single blast.
Pursued by Darth Bowser, Krystal races home to planet Fortuna with
the stolen plans that could save her people and restore hope to the
galaxy.
Above the planet Tatooine, a small rebel CR-90 corvette is being chased by a Star Destroyer, the Star Destroyer then activates a tractor beam and pulls the rebel ship into its docking bay
On bord the rebel ship, Krystal places a Famicom Disk containing the plans for the Death Egg inside the robot Toad-D2
Rebel soldiers are blown back by the entry of Darth Bowser, the apprentice of Emperor Eggman
Darth Bowser then orders "Find me Krystal, i want her alive!"
The troops then went out into the ship to look for Krystal, in the escape pod bay, the robots Toad-D2 and ROB-3PO are launched in an escape pod towards Tatooine below
On the planet, Mario Skywalker is looking up at the twin suns, dreaming of getting off Tatooine and joining the fight against the Eggman Empire
The escape pod then crashes near Mario just as Peppy Kenobi walks up to him
Toad-D2 starts beeping, Mario wonders "What is that droid beeping about?"
ROB-3PO responded "He says that he is carrying a message"
The message read:
"I have placed plans vital for the survival of the Rebel Alliance into the memory systems of this R2 unit,
Please delver them to my father on planet Fortuna,
Help me Peppy Kenobi, you are my only hope"
Peppy told Mario "Mario, you must learn the ways of the Force if you are to come to me to Fortuna"
An explosion was heard in the distance, Mario looked through a telescope and saw his home in ruins
After that, Mario, Peppy and the droids took Mario's land speeder to Mos Eisly
The trio enters a cantina where a matter of alien lifeforms bustle about
"Do you really think that we are going to find a pilot here that will take us to Fortuna?"
"Yeah, Mario, some of the best pilots meet here"
A matter of time later, Mario and Peppy meet up with 2 pilots- Fox Mcloud and Slippy Toad
"Fox Mcloud, im captain of the Millennium Falcon, Slippy tells me your looking for transport to planet Fortuna"
"Yes, we are" Mario replied
"OK then. you 4 have gotten your self a ship, meet me and Slippy at Docking Bay 64 when your ready"
Later, Mario, Peppy, ROB-3PO and Toad-D2 meet on bord the Falcon
A bunch of Stormtroopers come in, firing blasters
The Falcon then shoots away into space, Slippy activates the hyper drive and the ship jumps into hyperspace
Location- Death Egg
In the Death Egg control room, Darth Bowser had Krystal near a figure called Ludwig Von Tarkin, planet Fortuna was visible on the targeting computer screen
"For the last time, what planet are the rebels hiding on ?"
Krystal responded "I am not telling you!"
"Very well then" Ludwig then targets planet Fortuna with an joystick linked to an Atari 2600 system with the name "Death Egg Targeting System"
Ludwig then presses a button with the word- Destroy Planet
The Death Egg then fires a directed energy beam at Fortuna, the beam hits the planet, then KA-BOOM!, Fortuna was no more
Krystal watched in horror as Fortuna was turned into space dust
The Millennium Falcon then exits hyperspace into a meteor swarm
Mario is bounced to the floor while doing lightsaber training, Slippy peaked from the cockpit and said "You guys might want to see this"
Mario, Peppy and the droids rush to the cockpit where Fox and Slippy were, a moon-sized object was visible through the cockpit
"Thats no moon, that is the Death Egg"
The Death Egg battlestation appeared in the window of the cockpit of the Falcon
The ship is then pulled into docking bay 167, after the ship lands, stormtroopers go inside the Falcon to investigate
A series of laser-fire is heard inside the ship, moments later, Mario and Fox walk out of the ship with stormtrooper armor on along with Slippy
At the prison area, Mario finds Krystal in her cell and tells that he got her message and he is here with Peppy Kenobi
However, before Mario,Krystal,Fox or Slippy could leave the cell bay, a squad of stormtroopers flooded into the room, blocking there only exit
Noticing a opening with the label Garbage Chute, Krystal ordered everyone else into the chute
Upon reaching the bottom of the chute and landing in the garbage, the walls on either side of the room start to close in
Mario then finds a grappling hook, fires it at a open hatch high above,the hook then pulls Mario,Fox,Slippy and Krystal up out of the room mere seconds before the walls fully shut
The trio then runs through the corridors of the Death Egg, blasting and evading stormtroopers
Upon reaching the Falcon, Mario sees Peppy Kenobi locked in battle with Darth Bowser
Mario then watched in horror as Bowser hit Peppy with his lightsaber, Peppy vanished, leaving only his robe
Mario then fired a shot from his blaster, sending Bowser flying down a corridor
Mario then boards the Falcon, witch then shoots away from the Death Egg, 4 TIE fighters roar off in hot pursuit, however a series of Bullet Bills launched from a cannon on the underside of the ship make quick work of them
Location- Planet Corneria, headquarters of the Rebel Alliance
The Falcon then lands outside the Rebel Alliance headquarters, after Mario,Krystal,Toad-D2 and ROB-3PO enter the headquarters, Fox and Slippy depart for Tattoine
In the main room, Toad-D2 ejects the Famicom Disk containing the Death Egg plans into a computer and a hologram of the Death Egg appears on a holloprojecter nearby, a target symbol appears on a thermal exhaust port on the far side of the station, words then appear- Weakness Detected
Mario and several other pilots hop into there fighters and take off into space, in space, Mario and the other pilots gasp as the Death Egg comes into view
Inside the Death Egg, Bowser yells "Are we blind?!, Deploy the fighters!"
Several TIE fighters then launch and engage the rebel fighters
One by one the rebel fighters are destroyed, leaving only Mario and 2 others, Mario then hears the voice of Peppy Kenobie "Use the Force Mario, Trust me"
As Bowser closes in on Mario, Ludwig Von Tarkin realizes "That pilot could make it to the port!, prepare my ship for evacuation!"
Bowser then locks on to Mario's fighter, but out of nowhere came the Falcon with Fox and Slippy at the controls, they fire, destroying 2 TIE fighters and sending Bowser off into space, just as Ludwig's shuttle flies away from the Death Egg
Mario then hears Fox "Your all clear Mario!"
Mario then fires 2 photon torpedoes which successfully enter the port
The Falcon,Mario and the 2 other remaining rebel fighters fly away from the Death Egg
Just then, KA-BOOM!, the Death Egg exploded
Mario once again hears Peppy's voice "Mario, the Force will be with you, always"
Meanwhile,Darth Bowser and Ludwig Von Tarkin fly off into space
"Ludwig, that was a humiliating defeat!"
"Yeah, Emperor Robotnic is not going to be happy when he hears about what happend to the Death Egg!"
At the rebel headquarters, a big celebration was held, honoring Mario,Fox and Slippy for there heroics at the Death Egg battle
Credits-
Mario- Luke Skywalker
Fox Mcloud- Han Solo
Slippy Toad- Chewbacca
Krystal- Princess Leia
Peppy Hare- Ben Kenobi
Toad- R2-D2
R.O.B- C-3PO
Bowser- Darth Vader
Ludwig Von Koopa- Governor Tarkin
Coming Soon- The Eggman Empire Strikes Back