So, today I was reading some OP fanfics and wondered what would happen if the Straw Hats met some of my characters. Knowing my characters, a friendly encounter was not a choice. And so I started wondering about them fighting each other and how that would be a great fanfic. And here we are.

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As the blue and black ship sailed the ocean, with it's fear inducing wolf head-shaped front, it's crew, the Ookami pirates, felt incredible bored.

"Oi Captain! What should we do?" asked the brown haired girl who filled the duty of navigator, although she'd rather just spend all day sleeping. She yawned loudly.
"We have a island not far away. Should we-"
"Duh! I'd expect better from you. You know very well we're low in supplies. So move your ass and go!"

The teenager groaned and walked out the captain's quarters.

"Aye, aye Capt'n."

-

"SANJI! MEAT!"
"Shut up you moron, can't you see I'm making a snack for Nami-san?"
"But I'm hungry!"
"And I don't care."
The blond sneered and picked up the desert. He quickly left the kitchen.

"NAMI-SAN! I bring you a sundae, fruit of my love and care for you!"
"Not now, go bug someone else!"

The redhead was standing in the middle of the deck, closely examining a map.
"Uh, Nami-san? Is something wrong?"
"Sigh, no, I'm just stressed. There's an island ahead. We should stop there."
"Agreed, Nami-san. We are running low on supplies."
"Everybody! We need to change course, so get off your lazy asses and help!"

-

Nami sighed slightly in content. The few shopping bags in her hand were half-full with clothing.

"Wow, I really needed this break. I feel a hundred times better. But a bit guilty too. I shouldn't have yelled at Sanji like that. Poor Sanji-kun, always trying his best to please and I always treat him so badly."

The navigator looked around. She shivered.

"Augh, I felt like I was being watched just now!"

She kept walking. In an alley, a few feet away from where she stopped, a tall, dark haired, blue-eyed teenager observed her. He was wearing a simple green t-shirt and some old jeans with holes. He had several pieces of with fabric wrapped around his arms and a red bandanna over his forehead. His black wrist and shin guards sparkled under the sun.
"Hey, Alissa? Check the posters, I think I saw that girl before:"
The girl stuck her tongue out as she flipped through the hundreds of wanted posters in her hand. She was wearing a ninja-like outfit,in black,red and pink. The utility belt around her waist was yellowish and on her left wrist rested the Log Pose.

"Hmmmm...Got it! Cat Thief Nami, member of the Straw Hats!"
"The Straw Hats!"

The boy ran his hands through his small goatee and smaller mustache, as he always did in times of reflexion.
"Our Captain wanted to duel them ever since they all got rewards. They're probably very strong."
He eyed the navigator, who was far away by now.
"What are you thinking about, Logan?"

"C'mon, let's follow her. I'll explain it to you on the way."
-

"Miss?"
Nami looked over her shoulder. A frail looking brown-haired teenage girl was standing there.
"Could, hmm, could you please help me?"
"Oh, sure, what's wrong?"
"Well, it's my brother. He's sick, I think he's dying, could you please take care of him while I go ask for help.

"Uh, okay. Where..."
"In that alley."
Nami shrugged and peeked. Truly, a dark haired teenager was lying on a bunch of newspaper. She started to walk towards him. Suddenly, something hit her head. She fell to her knees.
"Ow, what the..."
She looked over her shoulder. The brown-haired girl was smiling evilly.

"Why, you..."

She got up and armed herself with the Clima Tact. Only to get kicked on the ribs and falling down. She rolled over and grabbed her side in pain.
"W-wha..."
The dark-haired boy stood there, next to the girl, in apparent perfect health.
"See, Alissa? Didn't I tell you it was easy?"
"Wow, Logan! That was the best plan you ever invented!"
"Yeah, I know. Now, listen up Red!"

He smiled maliciously at Nami.
"Give us all the money you have!"
"What, no!"
"Do you prefer we beat you up and then search for the money in your dying self?"
"Well, try! If you hurt me,my crew mates will destroy you! Do you know who I am?"
"Yep, Nami from the Straw Hats!" said Alissa, smiling widely.
"Wait a sec. Did you say your friends would come after us?"
"Uh-uh! Getting scared aren't you?"
Logan, once again, rubbed his lower face in reflexion.
"Nope."
He quickly punched her, knocking her out.

"Logan, what the hell!"
"Think. The Captain is after them. If bringing one crew mate will bring the others to us, then we have ourselves one happy captain, right?"
Alissa frowned.
"Well, yeah, but I still feel kinda bad with this."
He smiled and picked Nami up, flying her over his shoulder.
"Now, let's go!"
He quickly climbed the building next to him one-armed, with Alissa following him.