It takes place in Driving with miss Hazzy
In this story Lincoln is thirteen and Leni is Seventeen
Five hours before Leni goes out and takes her driving test "Morning Leni"
"Good morning Lincoln" She flashes him a lovely smile
"So you ready to get your driving license today" He ask proudly of his sister
"Of course I am" She pounds her chest with her fist
"Well then" Lincoln sets the living room in the way that is needed to teach her to drive "Then you wouldn't mind a review then" he holds a pillow like he is holding a door open for her
She smiles "No I wouldn't mind" she give him a curtsy she steps into the "car"
"Alright Leni what do you do first?" He ask handing her one of Lola pageant sashes
"First... Seat belt" She cheers putting on Lola's sash on as a seat belt
He nods his head approvingly "Good now what do you do next"
"Next I... Start the car" she makes the gesture of starting the car
"No, no you don't" Lincoln said raising an eyebrow in question
"Oh" she make the gesture of turning off the car, "Ummmmm you start the car" She makes the gesture of turning the car
"No Leni you don't, Leni you check your mirrors" Lincoln corrected her
"Oh I thought you never check your mirrors" She looks at him innocently
He raises an eyebrow in question, letting out a sigh in defeat "Well it looks like I'm going to have to teach you how to drive all over again" He baby stepping her threw the whole thing all over again
After Leni now with her refresh lesson on how to drive, is about to leave "Hey Leni wait up" Lincoln comes running down stairs "I'm coming with you"
"Yay" she cheers happily the two make it to the bus stop just in time to catch it, the two sat behind the bus driver "Hey Lincy why do you have Lori's bed that I made her?"
"Well Leni you were right Lori already has a bed, she doesn't need a second one so I thought after you get your driving license you and I go to the mall and sell the bed you made to see what we get" She looks at the bed with that cute innocent stare
"How did you get it out of the room" Leni ask laying on his lap checking it out seeing there is no external damage to the craft she put into it "With out damaging its prettieness"
The bus stops at a red light "Will talk about that later" he clears his throat his pulls out the spinney thingy "Right now you're driving" he drops a white shoe and a gogo boot by her feet. The rest of the ride she copies the bus driver (annoying the heck out of him) as if she really is driving to the bus stop before the DMV "That was great Leni!"
"Yay!" She cheers jumping into Lincoln's arms excitedly
As the doors to the bus close Lincoln tosses the bus driver a note he opens it before gets back on the road and it reads "I bet that was annoying sorry about that she's learning how to drive". The bus driver and Lincoln's eyes meet and he give him a thumbs up, and gives him a smile Lincoln not really understanding the meaning of the thumb up and that creepy toothy smile, picking the bed up he escorted Leni into the DMV with his hand around her shoulder, "Some boasters get all the luck in the world"
While Leni is in the DMV taking her driving test Lincoln is laying on a bench in front of the DMV enjoying the sun on this beautiful day, the skin is clear not a single cloud in the sky, he's in tune with the beauty until he feels something taping his foot follow by a female voice "Hey no loitering"
Lincoln lifts his head opening one eye seeing who it is, then lays back down "Hey I said no loitering, if you need a place to stay I know of a place" She said getting annoyed by his laid back attitude
"I'm sorry for the misunderstanding officer, I'm just out here enjoying the sun waiting" He gets cut off by a high pitch cheerful voice
"Lincoln!" A blond bomb shell runs up to him and the officer "For her" he said to the officer pointing his thumb at her
"Linky Linky Linky Linky Linky" She said jumping up and down "Look look look look look" The officer and Lincoln couldn't help but to nod along with her 'bounce' "I finally got my driver license" She lets out a high pitch squeal of joy
She about to continue when she finally notice to police officer "Hi" she excitedly waved at her, then she goes quiet looking at the officer then at Lincoln then back again she repeats this a few more times until something clicks in her head. Her once bubbly cheerful turns into the cutest angry look you couldn't believe excited "Lincoln what did you do now" She said glaring at him with her hands on her hips
"What I didn't do any thing" He said taken back
"Linky what did you do!" She said stomping her foot this time
"Leni I told you already I didn't do any ow ow ow ow ow" She cuts him off by grabbing him by the ear steel iron grip
"Linky tell me what you did" She said giving him a heartbreaking sad look
The officer decided she had her fun, she clears her throat "Ma,am he hasn't done anything wrong all he was doing is out here enjoying the sun waiting for you"
"Oh, okay" She crushes his face between her triple D pillows with back breaking force, returning to her cheerful bubblyness
The police officer tips her hat to Lincoln "I'm sorry for the misunderstanding have a good day sir" she turns around and walks away
"Hey if you want to save someone today you can save me from her back breaking bear hug" Lincoln plead to the officer
"Sorry but that's out side of my jurisdiction" She walks away laughing
"Some help you are!" Lincoln yells at her making her laugh even more
The officer gets into her cop car watching the pair a little bit longer enjoying watching him struggling to brake out of her hold on him, in the mingle he absentmindedly pulls her onto his lap, finally getting her to let go of him nothing but laughter comes from them, the officer pulls a picture of her a little younger crushing a guy between her breast around her own age. She smiles kissing the picture "If only I was there a little bit sooner" She wipes a solo tear off her face, before putting her car in revers then driving away
Leni is sitting next to Lincoln as he's popping his neck "So Linky what are we going to do now" she chimes admiring her license
"We are going to the Mall now" He said getting the finally kik out of his neck
"Ooooo the mall wait I didn't bring my purse" She said getting sad
Lincoln look at his sad older sister rolling his eyes at her "We're going there to sell the bed you made" he pushes it with his foot "Now come on let's get going, the mall should be full of people by now" Lincoln gets up picking the bed up walking away
Leni spring to her feet running after him "Yay the mall" she screams in joy running past him
"Leni get back here, hey don't get to far ahead of, hey Leni, Leni" He sighs in defeat "I guess I'm running" he runs after her
"Come on Linky lets get to the mall!" She said letting out a laugh
Back at the Loud house
Lori comes into the living room carrying her laundry "Hey Luna Luan have you seen Lincoln he should be doing my laundry right now"
"Nope" Luna said in her British tone, as she lazily strums her guitar as Lana and Lola working together to string her other ten guitars "Hey quite your whining I'm going to be taking you two to that blue bell girl scoots thing you've been bugging me this whole week" the twins cursing there older sister under their breath
"Not since this morning" Luan has been practicing her comedy routine on a miserable Lynn Lucy Lisa and killing them slowly
"Dang it, Lilly since you need a ride to your performance, I'll leave it to you" Lori throws her dirty close ("Dame it Lincoln I like the way you fold my close") Lori turns around and is about to to start texting when she gets her dirty closes return to her to the back of her head knocking her over
"I would rather not starting off my performance isn't until Friday that leaves me plenty of time to sit for Leni and Lincoln to return with Leni's driving license" Lilly said standing tall and strong
"There is no way Leni could get her driver license I made sure of it last night" Lori covers her mouth after realizing the slip of tongue
"Well it wouldn't matter what you did because Lincoln made sure to reteach her this morning" She said with confidence in her brother
"Ya right it would take a miracle for him to pull that off" Lori said undermining her brother
"Well let's find out" Lisa said turning up the TV
"Hello Royal Wood Becky here with Leni Loud the holder of Royal Wood record of the most failed attempts at getting her driver license and she here to let you all know"
"I did it, I did it I did it I did it I finally got my driver license" She holds her license out in front Lori Luna Luan jaw hits the floor all the little sisters except Lilly cheered, Lilly looks at Lori Luna Luan with her hands on her hips and chest out
"Shut up Lilly!" The three yell at her making her giggle
"So Leni how did you do it what's your secret" Becky holds the mike to Leni
"Secret?... There is no secret I owe it all to my little brother Lincoln" Leni said proudly
"Where is your brother any ways?" One of Leni's friends ask
"He's down there oppining off the bed I made" She points to the stage where he's standing with a gable behind a podium
"You mean auctioning off the bed you made?" Becky correcting
"Isn't that what I said?" Leni asked innocently
"Never mind, any ways how much is the bed you made is going for" Becky ask, Leni looks at the news woman confused, "I mean how much money is the bed you made is being sold for" She said getting a little annoyed with the blond ditz
"Oh..." She thinks "I don't know lets go find out" Leni jumps over the railing scaring the daylights out of the news woman, she lands with out a problem "Come on I'll catch you"
The news woman looks at her friends "What is she made of" Her friends look at the news woman blankly not understand her question, she lets out a groan "Never mind" then one by one each one of Leni's friends get up and jump off where Leni and one by one Leni catches them the new woman watching this in completely shock "Ow my head hurts" she rubs her temples
"Don't over think it Becky it will save your life" Lisa spoke everyone watching the TV nod in agreement
"Hey Becky and camera man jump I'll catch you" She said giving them a reassuring smile
"Ya jump you wouldn't get hurt" one of five of Leni's friends spoke up and now the other four are chanting for them to jump
"Is this really happening" The news woman asked her camera man
"I think so" he said not to sure
"No thanks we'll take the stairs" Becky said
Leni shrugged "All right come join us on stage when you get down here" the group of six gril friends just started dancing for no reason
"Will do" Becky called out to her
"Well this is turning interesting" The camera man recording this with a big creepy grin on his face be hind the camera
Becky grabs him by the back of the neck "Get over here" she drags him tours the stairs
"All right I'm walking I'm walking" The camera man smacking her hand away
"Your lucky we're not there you pervert or we'll kick your ass" Lori growls the other sister nod in agreement
"Isn't there anything better we can report instead of a stupid girl with an amazing body finally getting her driver license" The camera man ask forgetting that his camera is live
"I know right, business has been slow lately there just has been nothing going on in Royal wood" Becky said not trying to hider her annoyance of having her time wasted "Let's just get this over with"
"Yes ma'am" The reach the bottom of the stairs they go and join the group of six on stage with Lincoln
"All right do I hear six hundred thousand, six hundred thousands. Six hundred thousands all right do I hear six-fifty, six hundred fifty thousand, six hundred fifty thousand, alright Six hundred fifty thousand now do I hear Seven hundred, seven hundred thousand, seven hundred thousand dollars any one ...any one no alright six hundred fifty thousand dollar going once... going twice last chance every one ...no sold to the man for six hundred fifty thousand dollars" Lincoln takes the bed apart and wraps it up a man comes walking up all smug and cocky that just make you want to punch him they exchange a brief case for the bed, after Lincoln goes threw the brief case making sure it real money
"Alright that's six hundred fifty thousand dollars of real money it nice doing business with you, sorry about that" Lincoln holds out a hand
"Non sense my boy I would of done the exact same thing, nice doing business with you as well" The man takes Lincoln's hand and shacks it, leaving him a business card in his hand "If that captivating sister of your wants to sell any more of her craftsmanship give me a call I may want to buy her I mean would be interest in buying her work" Lincoln raises an eyebrow in question
"I'll talk to her about it" He said keeping himself from hurting the rich bastard
He's about to say something else but is interrupted by a pair of arms wrapping around his neck and a sweet soothing voice in his ear "Hey Linky are you down with this opposition thing there is a new lady wanting to talk to you" she said pulling on him
"Ya I'm done " Lincoln getting literately dragged across the stage
"Good how much did the bed I made got sold for?" she looks at the brief case "You sold the bed I made for a business man accuracy?" She drop Lincoln grabbing the briefcase in mid drop
" He lays there looking up at her "No Leni" He stands up brushing himself off "There is six hundred fifty thousand dollars in that briefcase" He said taking the briefcase back
"Really?"Leni ask with sparkles in her eyes
"Yep" he said opening it up showing her all the money
"ooooooooo all the stuff I can buy with six hundred fifty thousand dollars... Is that a lot of money" Leni ask innocently
Lincoln rolls his eyes "Yes Leni that is a lot of money more then enough to buy you your own car"
"My own car?" She ask he nods, she lets out a squeal of joy "I'm getting my own car" she jumping up and down existed
Her friends join the pair after hearing Leni's speak of joy "What going on" one ask innocently
"Girls you won't believe this I'm getting my own car" it tacks a second or two for it to click and if your ears are bleeding after wards best wishes for you, The group of six go bulldozing tours the mall door people diving out of the way left and right not wanting to get road killed by the five mall beauties
Lincoln watching this whole thing rolls his eye letting out a chuckle "Wait Lincoln what is your secret in teaching your sister how to drive"
He was about to say something but a certain blond has other ideas "Linky what are you doing over there you slow poke we're leaving lets go get mama her own car" she said existed
Lincoln rolls his eyes "Well it looks like that secret is going to be left untold because 'mama' over there is ready to go" he spins on his heels and bolts quickly and swiftly weaving threw the crowd catching up to the girls that are waiting for him
She lets out a sigh of defeat "Well everyone nothing is impossible this Becky with the Royal Wood new say have good day everyone like those two"
"And cut" The camera man said lowering his camera "Thank god that's over" he wines, making sure his ears weren't bleeding
"I'm hungry want to get something to eat" Becky ask looking completely exhausted
"Ya that sounds good" The camera man follows her to a bar and the two enter the bar
"Well it seems that Leni and Lincoln are having a good day today?" Luan ask
"Yes it seems so" Lori feeling a little jealous
The TV gets shut off "Yes those two are having a good time" Lilly said with anger in her voice, getting the attention of the three oldest sisters "And so are we" Lilly with the other six younger sisters all had an evil smile on their faces
"Um come on you six, you all know Lincoln doesn't allow this kind of violence" Luan said sweating bullet with the other two older sister
"Yes true, but Lincoln is out with Leni having a great day together" The six younger sisters let out an evil laugh "And now it's are turn to enjoy the day" With one last scream from the oldest sisters, the revenge of the little sisters come with no mercy
Now at the car dealer
The six girls are marveling over a pink cream color convertible with a Snow White roof and enough room for eight people "Linky, Linky, Linky, Linky I want this one this one this one" Leni waving at Lincoln in the driver seat
"Apparently she wants that one" He said to the car dealer
"Are you sure sir, there is hot rod right here, it's" Lincoln raises a hand silencing the car sales man
"This isn't my money it's hers" He points at Leni whose laying on the back of the car like she's a model
"Very well then sir please come with me" The car sales man directing him to his office
"Alright hold on a sec" he takes a deep breath "Leni get over here!" He yells at her getting her attention
"Coming" She sang jumping off the car running to Lincoln, she doesn't slow down, he takes her full force tackle luckily she lost her footing when she collided with Lincoln and now she is laying on top of him
"Leni that hurt" He yells at her
"Sorry" she cried "So why you calling me over "
"Well first off get off of me" And she does "Second if you want the car you'll have to come with me and this man to fill out paper work"
"Okay!" She said louder then it needed to be, springing to her feet grabbing Lincoln hosting him up on his feet dragging him into the buildings the car sell man stood there stun before a chuckle escape his lips followed by a whistle "Man it's been years since I seen a woman like that" He walks into the building finding the two waiting in his office the blond bouncing up and down in her chair and the white hair boy making sure his shoulder isn't dislocated
As soon as he walks into his office "So where is the paper philly?" She ask
The sells man looks at Lincoln questioning him the answer he get is a shrug of the shoulder "No I need your signature on some paper work" he said taking out the paperwork she needs to sign
"Sig-nat-urge?" She ask looking at him confused, He looks at her with an "Are you kidding me" look on his face
She looks at Lincoln for an answer "Signature is a fancy word of asking you to write your name" he said not looking up from the money still counting it out
"Oh why didn't you say so" She holding a pen ready and able
The car dealer took her threw the paper work step by step with Lincoln there to explain it in away she can understand better the paper work went by fairly quickly "And with that we're done" the sells man sounding exhausted
"Are you okay" Leni ask completely clueless
("What is wrong with this girl") He looks at the girls smiling at him, then his gaze goes to Lincoln who is sitting in his seat completely comfortable like this is nothing making him feel pathetic ("Fuck you Snow White")
Lincoln's gentle stair hardens "Is there something wrong" He ask sounding like he's ready to fight
"No of course not" He stands up collecting all the paper work "Now if you two excuse me I'll be back with your keys" he said putting on the best smile he could on his worn out face
Lincoln isn't fooled by the act but decided to let it slide he's having a great day with Leni and he is not going to let a little attitude ruin it "Alright we'll see you soon"
Lincoln feels a tug on his shirt "Linky?" Following the innocent voice, he looks into her eyes he feels his heart skip a beat "Is something wrong?" She tilting her head
"?" Shrugging off the unpredictable feeling
"Linky?" She ask again with a little worry in her tone
Lincoln smiles her worry away "No Leni nothing wrong I was just thinking what else is going to happen on this wonderful day"
"Today is wonderful" she cheers from her heart and soul, making Lincoln throw his hands in the air cheering in her intoxicating joyful spirit "We're going to spend the day driving around and other fun thing as well" She imagery drives making vrooming noices
"Hold on there speed racer" Lincoln takes both her hands into his "After we get your car we're going to go and get you insurance for your car"
"In-sure-aice?" She tilts her head in question
"Insurance, it a payment plan in case you damage the pink wonder or someone else car" Lincoln explains
Leni looks at him with a blank expression, "Oh, so why do I need insureace"
"So you can keep your car longer" he rolls his eyes
"Realllllllllllllllllllly?" Leni getting starry eyed
"In a way yes" Lincoln nods his head, She throws her hands in the air letting out a cheerful scream
"We need to like so tote get in-sure-aice" Lincoln chuckles to him self
"Yes yes we do" He watches her out of the corner of his eye as they waited for the car sells man, there she sat humming a little tune to her self. Listening to her tune he closes his eyes ("What a rare delight you are Leni, so innocent and pure an existence that seems long forgotten in this time and age, as you mature that beauty doesn't seems to dwindle or dims but grows brighter a beauty you wear so well not only external but internal...")
Lincoln sits up quick enough to break the chair he siting in "Lincoln are you okay" Leni jumps at the sound of the chair breaking, but get down on all four checking her brother condition
"I'm find Leni I guess I fell asleep?" Lincoln nervously chuckles to himself
"Did you have a bad dream?" She ask cradling his head in between her breast
"Yes you could say that?" His blushing face only gets redder as he listens to her heartbeating
"What happen in here" The car sells man ask eyeing the broken chair
"Lincy had a bad dream" Leni spoke up in his defense
"I guess you can call it that" He said not to sure of himself "Sorry about your chair" Lincoln said pulling something out from underneath his shirt
"Naaaa don't be if anything I got to say thank you, I can finally get new chairs, but any ways what where you dreaming about" The car sells man ask a bit curious
"Something beautiful, something wonderful, something I can't find the right words to explain and something I can never have no matter how close it is" Lincoln lets out a depressed sigh, follows shortly be a halfhearted chuckle "What am I doing, getting depress on a wonderful day today"
Lincoln gets off the floor Leni is still holding onto him "Linky are you sure you're okay" She said with genuine concern
Lincoln gives her a reassuring smile and hug "Ya I'm fine, so you got her keys" Lincoln ask with a little bit of excitement in his tone
"Yes I do" The sells man hold the keys out to him
He takes them and dangles them in front of Leni's face "Ready to go?"
The smile spreads like a fire across her face, taking the keys and his hand inning out of the room "Let's go" she cheers, Lincoln barely keeping up with her as get dragged back to the pink wonder
The Sells man chuckles as he watches them in the group of girls that are waiting around the pink wonder, getting into it and off they go with Leni behind the spinney thingy and Lincoln in the backseat with all the money, He sits there typing on his keyboard as tears began rolling down his cheeks ("Something beautiful, wonderful, unexplainable, and something I can never have") echoing in his head "Dame it why today" he slams his hands on his desk breaking down as he cries and screams in his office were no one can hear him "I'm sorry Margret I'm sorry"