Pirates of the...
by Your Undoing
Author's Note: Just a small collection of parody crossovers involving POTC and various other well-known movies. I started with Moulin Rouge, because I love it eeeever so dearly. -Huggles it to bits- Er, anyway. Have fun reading, and don't take anything seriously. (PS-- possible spoiler alert for all movies mentioned)
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Chapter 1: Moulin Rouge
Christian sobbed, his dark hair clinging to the tears on his face. He clutched his beloved Satine's limp form, wailing.
He sounded rather ridiculous, actually.
The other members of the play company stood awkwardly around him, keeping a respectful distance. Their horrified looks may have been a reaction to Satine's death. Or perhaps a reaction to the strange sounds issuing from Christian's throat.
The audience, hidden behind the red velvet curtain that proved to be an excellent dramatic backdrop for Satine's untimely death, applauded and hooted like the mindless, ignorant group of extras (er, bohemians) that they were. All, except two of them.
"I don't understand," said William Turner, gazing around at the madly cheering crowd . "Did I miss something?"
The woman sitting next to him, dressed in a dangerously low-cut dress that appeared ready to burst, raised an eyebrow.
"No, I don't think so…" she said, with a painfully thick British accent. "That redhead and the man, I don't think their bit was acting… and these people are obsessed with love, aren't they? Love is to bohemians as rum is to pirates."
A third figure, standing to Elizabeth's left, broke off from cheering for a moment. He lowered his hands (he had previously been waving them about in a strange attempt at clapping while making as much of a fuss as possible) and turned his eyes, heavy with black eyeliner, towards her.
"Rum?" he inquired, his breath thick with the stench of alcohol. "Where? Did someone say rum?"
Elizabeth merely rolled her eyes and gave him a heavy shove. He toppled drunkenly against the man next to him, causing a rather amusing domino effect which resulted in all the audience members sprawled on top of each other on the ground.
"Well," said Will, eyebrows raised. "Jack seemed to like it."