Here a fiction about lone ranger FINALLY DONE!
Warning: slash, man x man(but not hardcore or anything)
Read and review and do other stuff if you like. Was inspired by a picture on deviantart.
It was a hot day. It was dry. Our heroes, Tonto and the lone ranger John, made a break under a tree in this desert. Silver was somewhere running around and John was eating some dry meat. After awhile he noticed his friend looking at him. Was Tonto making puppy eyes?
"What?" The ranger asked.
"Bird is hungry." The Indian answered, pointing at his dead raven on his head. With a sigh, John gave him his meat. Smiling at the other, Tonto took the food and without feeding the bird he was eating the meat by himself.
"Didn't you just-?"
"Birds not eat meat, stupid man." Tonto stated simply, smirking at his logic. John was laughing. Really, there were moments where Tonto was just too cute. With a little blush, John looks away. These thoughts again…
Their time together was interrupted by Silver. Silver appeared with another black horse and its rider. "Hey Silver, who are they?" John spoke up to him. The white horse neighs and tips his snout with the black one.
"I think your friend is interested in my mare." The other rider answers. He walked up to the two men while the horses were playing with each other. John stood up, "Hello, my name is Lone Ranger and this is my companion Tonto." The Indian also stood up and greeted the "Hello, manlike raven." The stranger laughed. Indeed he was wearing dark clothes with hat, mask and cape. But no one ever called him a raven.
"Ola, my name is Zoro." The man took the Indians' hand gently and gave it a kiss. John gasped, what happened here? The black man smirks at him. Tonto didn't get it. He didn't understand this kind of greeting but it's a greeting, so Tonto took Zoros' hand and kiss it back. Again the man laughed and put his arm on the others' shoulder, "You're funny! I like you!" John glares at that Spanish-speaking idiot. How dare he!
"Hey! What do you think you're doing?" John snapped at the other. Tonto and Zoro looked at him. "He talks." Tonto answered, irritated of the lone rangers outburst. Suddenly, Silver and his new friend ran through the group and the men jumped out the way. John coughed by the dust and gasped by the sight he got.
Tonto and the Spaniard both coughed by the down going dust. "Well it seems someone like it more passionate?" Tonto looked up surprised. He lied on his back with the black clothed man above him. "What do you mean?"
John watched with horror the kiss between those both men. Finally he managed to stay up and ran towards his opponent. "Stay away from my Tonto!" With that he threw himself on Zoro away from the Indian. They started to fight. Tonto simply stood up, took his raven and put it back on his head and whistled for the playing horses far away. The men were still fighting when Silver and friend came back. Tonto sit on his white friend, petting the black horse lovingly when he looked back at the two men. They were still beating each other up. He sighed, shaking his head.
"Kemo-sabe?" John heard and noticed his friend waiting for him to continue their journey. He gave Zoro a last punch and stood up. As they were about to leave, the Indian spoke up. "Manlike raven may come with us if he likes."
John gasped and glared back at the other man. Zoro already stood up and got on his horse. "Thanks amigo, at least one nice soul here in the desert." Tonto just nodded. As they started they way, with the lone ranger sitting behind his companion, Zoro and John were throwing each other angry glares. Then John hugs Tonto from behind and lied his head on the other's shoulders. "Do I want to know reason?" Tonto asked. "Not really, everything is fine." John smirks at the angry manlike raven, riding besides them.