Hail, beloved readers!

Pretty good, huh? -wink- Ren falling in love with a blind girl... not something you see everyday.

Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King! At least, that's what I think.

Review, review, review! I probably sound like your grammar teacher there, but seriously, I love reviews more than... wait, I can't say sushi because that's not true... Ah, well!

The story is called "Ah!" for a reason you shall find out soon, my dear reader! Enjoy!

PS. The song is Easy Target, by Blink 182. I eliminated most of the lyrics as they had nothing to do with the plot. The lyrics are in bold and italicized. The "Kiss me"'s aren't a song, just a babble I added.

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Li Mei fell to her knees, her hands trembling with the pain of lost love.

"You wouldn't... Chi, you couldn't... you love me too much..."

"You love me, you love me, YOU LOVE ME! YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU SWORE ON YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE, YOU SWORE, THAT WE WOULD BE TOGETHER ETERNALLY! I LOVED YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME... how... could you... Ah!"

Her pale, ghost-like features stuck out sharply in the moonless night. Beside her lay a letter, wrapped in pink ribbon with a rose attached, obviously disguised as a love letter at first sight. Li Mei gasped as a sharp pain made her temporarily stop breathing. She looked up.

"Hello, Li Mei."

Holli's looking dry, looking for an easy target...

A man had grabbed Li Mei by the collar and lifted her to his piercing eyes. Li Mei winced as his sharp fingernails dug into her collarbone, her skinny body dangling at Chi's waist level. Li Mei moaned.

Kiss me, kiss me... one last time...

Let her slit my throat, give her ammo if she'll use it...

The man's hands ran in a straight line down the beauty's back. "What's the matter, Li Mei? You act as if your boyfriend just ditched you for... oh, iono, a more intelligent, beautiful, gorgeous, graceful woman?"

One last time... kiss me, kiss me on my lips, on my neck, down my chest, down, down, down...

Li Mei shivered and writhed in Chi's claw-like grip. "Kiss me Chi, one last time."

She's got a mission and I'm collateral damage...

(That's what she wanted...)

Holli's looking dry...

Chi smirked maliciously. "Plaything." He caught her lips in a juicy frenzy, both of them shaking and sweating heavily. "Mmmm... you taste good, plaything." Li Mei winced and ran her fingers down Chi's spine. "Ahhh..." The pleasure ended too soon. Chi dropped Li Mei into the grass below and stomped off. Li Mei touched her lips and took her last glance at the man she once loved, her eyes watering. Then she fainted.

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Tao Ren was in a bad mood today. It was raining, no, hailing, and he had no umbrella. Plus, they had P.E. And everyone at Funbari High knew this:

Rain. Plus P.E. Equals two long hours of learning how to dance.

Ren moaned.

An umbrella appeared over his head. "Baka mirages..." But the umbrella was real - and when Ren looked over his shoulder to see who held it, he couldn't keep back a smile.

"Yo!" Asakura Yoh raised his hand in his trademark greeting.

"Ahh... hi, Yoh!" Ren raised an eyebrow. "What are you doing here?"

Yoh smirked evilly. "Oh, me? I was walking by when I saw you and I was like, 'Awww, poor Wenny's all awone in the wain.' And then I decided to take advantage of my generous self and come over."

Slap!

"Aw, phooey, you slap like Anna!" A wincing Yoh rubbed his sore cheek. "You want more?" He shook his head furiously. "Good, because I plan on saving all my energy on Baka Ainu today." Ren laughed maliciously, much to the amusement of a sighing Yoh.

"It's hailing, which means two hours of dance lessons. Plus, we have double history, and lunch today is that unrecognizable mass of purple we were trying to identify last week. How much worse could it get?"

"Wow Yoh, it's not like you to be so pessimistic. Well, Hao could return, or Japan could be bombed, or someone could kidnap us and ship us in a box to Malaysia... But other than that, not much." The Tao groaned. "Feh! I hate dance classes. Especially since we dance with girls."

The two companions sighed. Nearby, a group of Ren-stalkers giggled in their preppy manner. "I don't know how you do it, Ren. They're all over you, all the time. I wish I were you. (At hearing this, Ren blushed) You're smart, athletic, fit, and really, really sexy."

Kaboom-kapowey-slap!

The Asakura writhed in pain on the floor. "Ow... next time don't do it so hard..." Ren cracked his knuckles slowly. "You know, that sounded pervertedly wrong..."

The Chinese girl-magnet and Japan's ultimate sleeper continued to stroll towards the building of Doom, one in a limp, the other in a strut. They had reached their destination. "Funbari High School", said the sign in bright red letters before them. Making their way towards their homeroom, they entered the door and shut it behind them. Twenty-five heads looked up. "I still can't get used to the fact that we have a class of twenty-seven," muttered a disgruntled Ren. "Or the fact that Jun-kun is the teacher..."

"Hello Yoh! Hello, Renny!" A smiling Jun waved. "Little Miss Sunshine..." Ren lowered his head to conceal the blush on his face, and took his seat next to Yoh, who was sniggering profusely.

"Right then. Now that everyone's here, let's take attendance!" Jun seemed to realize the stupidity of her words as a bright red patch appeared on both of her cheeks. "Or, we could go straight to lessons!" The class groaned. They were, however, soon to be saved.

Rap, rap! A knock at the door... The eager adolesecents shifted their attention to the opening door, eyes bright like eager children.

Squeeeeaaaakk! Someone coming in... The boys gasped, and the girls slumped to the floor.

Click, clack! The sound of boots and slippers on the floor. Pale pink stilettos... weren't those against the dress code?

"AYIII! I LIKE HER!" The boys had found their dream come true.

A deathly silence hovered around the room.

A girl and her father had entered the classroom.

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So... what'cha think? Is it horrible? And hint-hint: You probably already know who the girl is! I want to center this story around a Ren-OC, but I will be adding a Horohoro-OC and Yoh-Anna, along with other common pair-ups. Keep checking back on this story! And please, please, REVIEW! It makes me feel so bad when I only have one review... -puts on best puppy eyes- Arigatou! SHAMAN KING OWNS! HIGH FIVE!