disclaimer:I own nothing
warnings: Yaoi, teen angst(lol), swearing
possible couples: Sasuke/Naruto, Gaara/Naruto, Neiji/Naruto, Shikamaru/Ino, Kiba/Hinata, Kakashi/Naruto, Sai/Naruto, Zabuza/Haku
Chapter 1
Today was Naruto's first day of his junior year in highschool. He couldn't wait, yet at the same time dreaded going back to school. He wanted to see his friends...and his long time crush, at the same time he didn't want to deal with the harrassment he got from other students. He and his cousin Ino had homeroom together. He changed into his orange shirt and blue jeans than ran down to the kitchen. There he saw his cousin Ino drinking orange juice. She was wearing a black shirt and skirt. Her hair up in a high pony tail.
"Naruto for a gay you sure have a bad sense of style." Ino commented when she saw what Naruto was wearing. "You know maybe if you wore something less...annoying then maybe you-know-who would notice you."
"But I orange is my favorite color!!!" Naruto whined as he grabbed a half burnt piece of toast from the toaster and started nibbling on it.
"Well my favorite color is ...well thats not the point." Ino sighed. "Do you really wanna be picked on by the other kids for dressing like that?"
"I don't care what they think." Naruto huffed.
"You're such a liar." Ino rolled her eyes. She glanced at the clock. "Come on lets go. We don't wanna be late on our first day."
"Y-yeah." Naruto dumped his half eaten toast in the garbage and grabbed his bright green bag. Ino had a dark blue one. "So are we going to be meeting Shikamaru at the school gate right?"
"Yeah if the lazy ass wakes up on time." Ino replied annoyed. Her and Shikamaru had been dating for 7 monthes, and He was almost always late for their date.
"Well at least you have a boyfriend, Ino." Naruto smiled sadly. "Besides, you knew he was lazy for years.. You shouldn't expect him to change now all of a sudden."
"Yeah I know, but it still annoys me that he calls me troublesome!" Ino growled. "Who does he think he is??!?! Grr hes the one thats troublesome I tell you!"
"Err...I suppose" Naruto grinned.
"You know Naruto, I bet you could get a boyfriend." Ino smiled at Naruto, they were a block from school. "Lets see... You have pretty eyes and hair, Though you're eyes are more startliny than mine, but my hair is far better than yours! Its much neater. You also have an oddly femimnine figure, not to mention those cute pink lips of yours. We're practicially twins! Hohohohohoho"
"Err...Sure.." Naruto sweat dropped. They were cousin's., it was true that they did have simililair coloring- but that was basically where the comparison ended. That and they were both loud, and slightly annoying. They were both feminine in appearence...but Ino was a girl...Naruto was not. They were often mistaken as brother and sister though. So he supposed they look and acted enough alike...but they still had many differences..
"Shikamaru?!?" Ino screeched and ran up to her boyfriend who was leaning against the school wall. He was gazing at the clouds before they arrived. "You're early, How sweeeeeeeet!"
"...whatever." Shikamaru shrugged and stood still as Ino tugged on his arm. He was wearing a light beige colored shirt and dark brown pants. "Hello Naruto."
"Hey Shikamaru." Naruto grinned. He stood next to the couple as Ino blabbed on about something and Shikamaru responding just loud enough so she could hear. Naruto looked around and felt his heart skip a beat when he laid eyes on his hearts desire. Sasuke Uchiha was wearing his normal cold glare on his face. His black hair reflected blue in the sun. His dark eyes were emotionless. He was wearing a black shirt and pants. A pink haired bitch was hanging on his arms chatting away about how cool he was. There was a group of girls surounding him. Naruto felt his heart ache. He continued to stare at Sasuke when someone cut him out of his trance.
"Naruto!!!!" Sai came up and wrapped his arms around Naruto's waist. The boy snapped back to reality and tried pullintg out of Sai's embrace.
"Sai!! Stop!!! People might think we're together!!!" Naruto growled clawing at Sai's arms.
"But Naruto!!! I love you! Don't you love me?" Sai rubbed his crouch against Naruto's behind. Naruto's face turned bright red.
"HELL NO!!! NOW LET GO!!!" Naruto yelled and started squirming more.
"Aww Naruto don't you realize you're just turning me on more?" Sai whispered in his captives ear.
"Sai!!!! Let me go." Naruto squirmed more knowing people were staring at them. His ears turned red. "Besides aren't you sleeping with three other people right now!! I don't wanna be wanna them"
"Fine fine." Sai let go. Ino walked up to Sai and punched him in the shoulder. "Oww!!! She-man I let him go! Geeze ya crazy bitch. Anyways...Naruto...You'll be mine one day, you'll see."
"Yeah if I wanna catch an STD" Naruto hid behind Ino and stuck his tongue out at Sai.
"Oh, Naruto. I almost always use protections.." Sai licked his lips. "I can't wait to feel that cute tongue of your's licking my dick. See you in art class beautiful...Bye bitch."
Sai walked away.
"Geez, Ino what took you so long to get over here?" Naruto asked, his face still red. He looked around the crowd and saw Sasuke staring at him. His blush deepened and he looked away. Ino saw where his eyes were and rolled her own blue eyes.
"Well I needed to cuddle my Shika-kun" Ino said slowly. "Sorry Naruto. You know you can report him for sexual harrassment."
"Hah! Like anyone would care." Naruto sighed. "Come on lets get to home room."
Shikamaru didn't say much but walked them to their class. He left with a short kiss on Ino's cheek. Naruto sat in the middle row on the right, next to Ino and Hinata.
"H-hello N-naruto-kun..." Hinata greeted blushing. "Hello Ino-chan."
"Hi Hina-chan!" Naruto and Ino said in unison. The three of them became the best of friends after the first year in highschool. Ino stopped liking Sasuke, and started paying attention to her cousin and close friend. She found out Naruto liked Sasuke and gave up on him, that was also the day she found out Shikamaru like her.
Flash back
Ino sighed. She had to deal with that Shikamaru guy again, because him and Naruto were hanging out. Something about Shikamaru made Ino feel weird. She was a little flustered around him but got used to ignoring his prescence. She heard yelling from the up stairs. She climbed the stairs to find out what was going on.
"YOU LIKE INO???" Naruto yelled. Shikamaru sighed.
"You're so troublesome Naruto. I shouldn't have told you." Shikamaru mumbled. Ino's eyes widened as she peeked in the door. He liked her?!?!? Shikamaru started talking again. "At least I don't like some bastard who acts like he has something stuck up his ass."
"Hey...don't talk about Sasuke like that with me in private!" Naruto lhit Shikamaru upside the head. Shikamaru rubbed his head and muttered 'troublsome blondes.'
Ino went to her room. Her heart pounding in her chest. 'Do I ...like Shikamaru?' She asked herself as she hugged her pillow. 'and...Naruto likes...Sasuke...?'
She then started hanging out with Naruto and his friends more. She eventually got enough courage to ask Shikamaru out, since he was too lazy to ask her. Things had been much better for her since then. Her and Naruto got closer, and she had the smartest, laziest, sweetest boyfriend in the world.
End flash back
Ino stared at her cousin for a moment as he talked cheerfully to Hinata. 'Hes such a faker...Hes all torn up inside cause he sees Sasuke with that stupid forehead girl. Naruto deserves better anyways... If only he realized it.'
Naruto noticed Ino was staring at him. He turned to her and she smiled slightly at him. He smiled back.
"God wheres that teacher??!?!?!" Naruto leaned back in his chair. "Teachers aren't suppose to be late! Don't they get fired for that kinda stuff?"
"I don't know. I guess not." Ino replied. Naruto turned to Hinata.
"Well ...that sucks. We don't even know what the rest of our classes are." Naruto muttered. "Hope Sai is wrong. I would hate to have Art with that perverted man-whore."
"Yeah...I hope I don't have any classes with that guy.." Ino paused. "Though hes not that bad. If you got him to dump those other guys hes sleeping with he might be a good boyfriend for you. Right Hinata?"
"I..I don't know Ino..." Hinata stuttered. "Sai-sempai is a bit too perverted for Naru-kun.."
"Yeah Ino...Don't say such stupid things." Naruto fumed.
"Hey it was just an idea!" Ino slammed her fist down on the desk. "The guy you like now is dating some whore... Sai seriously likes you. I can tell by the way he looks at you. he just a bit perverted...Ok very perverted. At least you'll know the sex will be great."
"Inooooooo... Stop please.." Naruto whined. He grabbed the sides of his desk and layed his head down on it.
"Ok..." Ino sighed. Naruto started thinking about Sasuke. He was so hot. His body was lean, pale, blemish free, muscular.. Naruto could guess that the thing between his legs was pretty large too. Naruto sighed.
The teacher arrived. He had silver hair and 3/4 of his face was covered. Naruto frowned 'Whats this guy trying to hide? Is he really ugly or something?"
"Hello, sorry I'm late. You see I was walking down the street when I noticed that a car was parked by a fire hydrante. I being the gentlemen I am went to go find the person whos car it was. Turned out to be this nice little old lady and then..." Naruto zoned out for awhile.
'The teacher is kinda cute...well the part of his face I can see...nice looking body too...' Naruto realized what he was thinking 'Damn hormones. He's a teacher for gods sake. Soon the kids got their schedules, by going up when the teacher called their name.
"Uzumaki, Naruto?" Kakashi called. Naruto got up and went to the front of the class. He took his schedule from the teachers outstretched hand and felt his body suddenly tingle from the small amount of contact. Naruto blushed and quickly went to his seat.
"So Naruto show me your schedule." Ino ordered. Naruto showed here
------ homeroom-Kakashi
1st period-Physics-Orochimaru
2nd-P.E.-Gai
3rd- Ap Art- Jirairya
2nd lunch
4th- Statistics-Iruka
5th- History-Zabuza
6th- Home ec.-Tsunade
7th-English-Kakashi
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"Lets see... We have the same lunch, same english, and thats it" Ino sighed. "Maybe next time we'll have all the same classes."
"Yeah...Do we have any classes together, Hina-chan?" Naruto asked Hinata. The girl blushed slightly.
"Y-yes.. We have the same lunch, Science class, Math class, and English class together..." HInata smiled shyly at Naruto.
"Cool!" Naruto grinned. "Do you think you have any classes with Shikamaru, Ino?"
"I doubt it..." Ino said sadly. "Hes in all these AP classes. I hope we at least have the same lunch. It sucks having a boyfriend who is a grade higher than you."
"Huh..." Naruto waited for the bell to ring to go to his next class. "Later Ino. Come on HInata lets go to Science."
Naruto and Hinata headed to room 134. They found it after two minutes. Naruto held onto Hinata's wrist so she wouldn't get lost in the passing crowds. They soon reached the room. The classroom had a few students in it. Hinata and Naruto sat near the back. The science table had three seats.
"I wonder who will sit next to us." Naruto said as he and Hinata sat down. "Hope its not some jerk.."
"Y-yeah..." Hinata agreed quietly. Naruto waited, until finally someone came and sat with them. "O-oh...hello Kiba."
"Hey Hinata-chan!..." Kiba greeted cheerfully. He was wearing a tacky fur coat and short pants. "...Uzumaki..."
"Kiba." Naruto grinned at Kiba, who grinned back. He sat Next to Hinata, who was in the middle. The bell ring. The teacher stood up and Naruto gasped and whispered, "...that guy looks like a snake...Hes so...ugly...what is he 50?"
"Yeah no kidding" Kiba laughed. Hinata had a small smile on her face and the teacher started lecturing. Near the end of the class the student teacher, who in Naruto's opinion was practically drooling over the snake guy, passed out the class rubric.
"Well that was more boring than watching paint dry on a wall..."Naruto commented as they left. "Hey Kiba do you have P.E. next?"
"Yeah...Bye Hinata-chan!" Kiba waved goodbye to Hinata who was heading to her sewing class.
"well this is it..." They both walked in. Needless to say when they met their teacher they were more than disturbed..considering the fact that a mini version of him was running around the class. He spoke of youth and how he expected them to exercise everyday, and how he thought they should have physical education for 12 hours and not one.
"Are all our teachers freaks?" Naruto asked Kiba who just chuckled. Naruto looked around the class after they were assigned lookers. He saw that Sasuke 's was next to his. He blushed brightly and didn't make eye contact with him.
"...Uzumaki..." Sasuke muttered. Naruto blushed.
'He knows my name.' Naruto stared at him. Sasuke frowned.
"Dobe...what are you staring at?" Sasuke asked annoyed.
"Nothing! Teme!" Naruto answered and turned away with a blush still warming his cheeks. Naruto also saw that Hinata's cousin Neiji was there too. He walked over to him.
"Hiya, Neiji!" Naruto greeted brightly.
"Uzumaki-kun." Neiji responded. He gazed at Naruto with his pale eyes.
"...Umm.." Naruto shifted uncomfortably. "Its nice to see you again bye."
Neiji stared at him as Naruto walked back to his locker. He blushed slightly. He then noticed a certain Uchiha had been staring at them. He glared at Sasuke. Naruto went to his next class. To his sadness..Not only was the teacher a pervert...but Sai was there.
"err...I don't wanna sit with Sai..." He looked around and saw a redheaded boy sitting by himself. He walked over and sat next to him. "My name's Naruto Uzumaki whats yours?"
"..." The redhead remained silent. Naruto looked at him. He had green eyes, and a tattoo on his forehead. He had alot of eyeliner around his eyes. It reminded Naruto of a cute panda bear.
"Well? Whats your name?"
"...Gaara.." The other boy finally responded. Naruto grinned.
"Nice to meet you Gaara!" Naruto took Gaara hand and shook it. (important: I'm not sure who to set Naruto up with. Kakashi, Sasuke, Neiji, Sai, or Gaara, Please vote for who you want him to be with.)
TBC
ok please vote for who you want Naruto to end up with and please review. I hope my fic wasn't too boring...eih...Thanks for reading it though. Naruto shall be the uke if anyone needs to know. hope that helps you with who you vote for..if no one votes or not enough people...then I shall just have to draw a name from a hat or something. bye