Lee the Emo Boy
DISCLAIMER: I dont own Naruto
Lee the Emo Boy
Ever since Sasuke started dating Sakura Lee's life had gone downhill.
He ate less; he hardly ever shouted "YOSH!" or "YOUTH" anymore so his friends were starting to worry about him.
The truth was he was just very depressed, I mean you would probably be depressed too if you one and only true love abandoned you for some other guy! (Even though she never liked you anyway but still)
So we come upon our green friend in his small apartment staring at himself in a mirror deep in thought.
'Girls seem to like emo and unyouthful people like Sasuke so maybe if I become emo and unyouthful the girls will like me!'
Rock Lee thought to himself.
So our bug eyed friend went out bought some eyeliner, some dark clothes and a duck butt haircut. After he was done emofying himself Rock Lee looked in his mirror to find he looked very much emo well to him anyway.
Yet when he went outside to see if girls liked him better, he found that girls just shied away from him more than usual and when he went up to Ten-Ten she not recognizing who he was slapped him called him a 'GAY EMO FREAK!' and ran away.
After that Rock Lee opened the First Gate and ran home as fast as he could. Rock Lee when questioned just why he had a red mark on his face would answer "I guess I put to much lipstick on"
A/N: Hey I have nothing against gay people and your brave if you read THIS thing but the next one is a lot better I think