Sasuke the Emo Boy

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Sasuke the Emo Boy

It was just another regular day for Uchiha Sasuke.

He angsted over his brother and cried lil' bit here and there.

He went to his private counselor that helped him to try to get over HIM.

Then when he was planting a tree outside of Konoha as part of his counseling, Naruto jumped out and started beating the crap out of him screaming "SASUKEEEEE! I WON'T LET YOU GO TO THAT PEDOPHILE SNAKE!"

So after Sasuke beat the living crap out of Naruto, He went to find Sakura & Ino to get some praise.

He felt that if he didn't he would go all "Must slit and post on Myspace" again.

THAT was a scary thought.

After about an hour of wandering, he heard a loud shrill shout of "SASUKE-KUN!!"

Then the usual "Move Ino-pig!" and "You first forehead!"

After about three days straight of Sakura & Ino fighting just to get into the room where Sasuke had gone into to find them, the doorframe finally broke with a loud groan.

But by then Sasuke was a quivering mass on the floor. Sakura & Ino helped him get up and then bowed down at his feet showering him with praise.

After Sasuke decided that he had had his full of praise he dismissed the girls with a simple flare of his curse mark chakra.

He knew that Tsunade would put him on house arrest for using that chakra if she found out and Sakura was a total snitch when it came to the curse mark.

So he decided it wasn't worth the trouble of Tsunade bursting down his door and pinning him on the wall by his neck using her forearm, he went to the Hokage Tower and opened the door to find Sakura in the middle of snitching on him.

He grabbed her by her repulsive pink hair and threw her out one of the windows in the Hokage's room.

After Tsunade punched him through about sixteen walls and let Ibiki 'play' with him for a little bit she asked what he wanted.

Speaking through the cone around his neck Sasuke confessed what he had done.

Tsunade evidently was fed up with the Uchiha boy and she made him live with Naruto.

"……."

"……."

"……."

Was all Sasuke said before……

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He screamed and begged Tsunade not to give him that punishment it was worse than forcing him to make out with Sakura or Ino!

But in the end he was forced to live with the orange abomination that he had put in the hospital not to long ago.

After then people reported seeing Sasuke wearing a orange jumpsuit covered in blood, but the blood was only in the wrist area.