More Ways To Annoy Zoro!

waver-chan:I'm back!With more ways to annoy Zoro!Inspired by my friends sanjifanforever and Straw Hat Melody!

Zoro:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Sanji:Waver-chan is so cute when she annoys Zoro!

waver-chan:XD

Lawyer named Bruce:Is Ms.Waver anywhere around here?I need to bill her for not having a disclaimer in her first story.

waver-chan:(covering Sanji's mouth to keep him from shouting remarks)She went that way.-

Bruce:Thank you.(walks off)

waver-chan:Sorry Sanji-kun,but I would've been in trouble if you shouted anything.Cou;d you do the honors?

Sanji:Of course Waver-swan!waver-chan does not own One Piece or it's characters!

waver-chan:Yea,it all belongs to Oda-sama...

Sanji:And just who is this 'Oda-sama"?

waver-chan:Enjoy!'

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1,Hug him.If you dare...

2,Use mini bombs made by Usopp to blow off his hair.

3,Steal his hair!(The earth needs his grasshairmore than him!)

4,Give me sugar.(Inside jk!)

5,Introduce him to a lawn mower...And mow his hair.It needs a trim anyway.

6,Write 'annoy Zoro' stories.He'll get annoyed.Trust me.

7,Become friends with sanjifanforever.He might actually get scared instead of annoyed.Their both equally fun!

8,Plant flowers on his head that can't be removed.Take pictures when they grow up and send them to the Marianes.

9,
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10,Just smile at him all day long.And when he goes into hysterics,just tell him that you swore you wouldn't do anything to him and his grass(hair)on Earth Day.

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waver-chan:Well,there you have it!10 more ways to annoy or scare Zoro.

Zoro:(wide eyed) WHEN WILL IT END?!

waver-chan:Mwa hahahahahahahaha!

Sanji:You are so adorable when you laugh like a maniac!

Zoro:She is a maniac...

Sanji:What did you say?!Oh and Waver-swan.Who is 'Oda-sama'?

waver-chan:Sanji-kun,Oda-sama is the creator of you and the rest of One Piece.I practically owe my life to him!

Sanji:Oh...So I'm still number 1?

waver-chan:Of course,silly.You will always be number 1!

Sanji:Then how about I make you a midnight snack?It is midnight.

waver-chan:To the kitchen!