Well, Halloween is quickly approaching. You know what else is quickly approaching? Did you guess Pokemon X & Y? Then you'd be right. So, what better way to celebrate then to combine these two awesome things into a song. This is a parody song of Monster Mash, but only with Pokemon. Soooooooooooooo, enjoy! Oh, and sorry about the weird way I separate each stanza. Nothing I can do about that as far as I know.
I was researching ghost-types in my lab one night
When my eyes beheld a rather strange sight
My Haunther busted out of his poke-ball
And suddenly, like nothing at all
He did the mash
He did the Poke mash
The Poke mash
It was a Kanto smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the Poke mash
From my research lab in Lavender Town
To the top of the tower where the Ghastlies are found
The corpses all came from down below
To get a jolt from that crazy Rotom
They did the mash
They did the Poke mash
The Poke mash
It was a Kanto smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the Poke mash
The Litwicks where having a time
With that guy who was buried alive
Other guests included Dusknoir
Mismagius and Sableye
The Zubats where twirling across our party zone
Even Ethan went dancing with those evil Unowns
The Poison types will be here soon enough
With their rock and roll band, the Dead Jiggypuffs
They played the mash
They played the Poke mash
The Poke mash
It was a Kanto smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the Poke mash
Out of his cave's Hypno's voice did ring
Seems he had a question about just one thing
He looked at us all, with his weird squinting eyes
And said, "Whatever happened to my lullaby?"
Its now the mash
Its now the Poke mash
The Poke mash
And it's a Kanto smash
Its now the mash
Its caught on in a flash
Its now the mash
Its now the Poke mash
Now everythings fine, Hypno joined in the dance
And my Poke mash is the hit of the land
For you, the trainer, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Prof. Oak sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can Poke mash
The Poke mash
And do my Kanto smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can Poke mash
"Mmm, Poke mash good!"
"Get off me Muk, you impatient slime ball!"
