Captured

Title: Captured
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: Tired of chasing the Donquixote Pirates, Tsuru gets Garp to help her. Of course, the pirates are captured easily. Garp catches sight of a familiar blonde haired klutz…
Warnings: OOCness; Garp; Yes, Garp is also a warning now; Crack-fic

"Uh…Doffy?" Diamante asked. "Am I imagining things or is that Garp the Fist with Tsuru?"

Doflamingo grabbed the binoculars and also saw the Hero of the Navy. "Why is he here!?"

"Doflamingo!" Garp called before jumping. He landed on the deck of the El Flamenco. "I've come here to capture you and your crew!"

Within minutes, Garp had already defeated all of them and had tied them up in seastone chains.

"Bwahaha!" Garp laughed. "I don't understand what's so hard about capturing them, Tsuru! This was easy!"

"Let us go!" Gladius shouted.

"You won't get away with this!" Lao G yelled. "Get! There's the G!"

"Ne, ne, you still never caught Corazon!" Trebol pointed out.

"Corazon? Why does that name sound familiar?" Garp put a finger to his chin. "I remember Senny mentioning that name…"

Corazon had just woken up from a nap and went to the deck of the ship. His eyes widened with fear at sight of the Marine hero. "Corazon!" Doflamingo called.

Garp turned towards Corazon's direction. "Roci-kun? What the hell is on your face and what are you wearing? Wait, why are you here?" He then narrowed his eyes. "Don't tell me you became a pirate!"

"N-No!" Corazon stuttered. "I'm still a Marine!"

"Corazon what the hell are you talking about!?" Doflamingo demanded.

"Then why are you on this ship?" Garp fused his fist with Armament Haki. "A couple Fists of Love should knock that pirate nonsense out of your head!"

Corazon immediately began to run. "Garp-san I can explain!"

"Get back here and take the Fists of Love like a true Marine soldier!" Garp chased after him.

"Garp!" Tsuru shouted as her ship got close enough for her soldier to board. "Rocinante isn't a pirate!"

"But he's on his brother's ship!" Garp pointed out. "Why else would he be here?"

"He's a spy infiltrating Doflamingo's crew," Tsuru explained. "How else do you think we got the information about their whereabouts?"

"What!?" The Donquixote Pirates glared at the blonde klutz. "You're a mole! A traitor!"

"Hey Garp-san," Corazon asked. "Since you already have your fists fused with Haki, can you use the Fists of Love on them?"

"Sure! Why not? Doflamingo's your brother and since you're sorta my nephew, he's my nephew too!" Garp hit Doflamingo on the head.

"OW!" Doflamingo yelped in pain.

"I think a few more times will help knock the pirate nonsense out of his head," Corazon said.

"DAMN YOU CORAZON!"

"Seriously though, Rocinante," Garp said. "What the hell is on your face and what are you wearing? You look weird,"

"I don't look weird!" Corazon argued. "My brother and his crew said I looked great!"

"We didn't want to anger Young Master," Jora said. "We actually think that you look stupid,"

Corazon curled up in a corner. "Meanies…"

"There, there," Tsuru patted his back.

"They're meanies, Tsuru-san!" Corazon cried. "Meanies!"

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