Dragon Ball
Evolution
By xXvampANDraidenXx
Chapter one: time
Once upon a time.
Goku was once upon a time in school. Chi chi! Was there. Her Mexican mother was there too. Goku thought she was pretty hot. Not her mother. Her. Chi chi. Chi chi was hot. She sensually eats strawberries in a gay dream.
He thinks about the flowers and her eating sensual strawberries in a gay dream and gets really excited until he notice mother staring at him with queer look. Why was the mother there? Goku, the Canadian, wondered.
"I'm here," the mother said, "because."
How did she know that's what he was thinking?
"I read your mind so good," the mother yelled real loud like.
"YOU THINK MY DAUGHTER HOT," the woman yelled, "But not me, so I'm sad."
Then Goku was at home and Bulma Briefs was talking with his grandpa and had a moustache of milk because that's what grandpa drinks. Silly grandpa thinks that's what cool kids does.
Um, on the first day of school," chi chi said. I mean Bulma.
"Goku think it.
Goku then saw the the notice in bulma's third mind. Brian. Brian the brain.
No. Noooo.
The End.
Dislcaimer: that movie show thing doesn't belong to me
This was a collaboration with my friends and it's a one-shot so I think it bad.