This is a story my mom wanted me to write. I hope you like it Mum!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia nor any of the moives mentioned. I haven't watched the German movies either. Everything I know about them comes from my two minute search on google. Enjoy!
A blond German sat at home on his favorite leather love seat, watching some shitty American movie. Alfred hag bragged for months about how a famous
director by the name of Time Burton was about to release a new movie. When the movie finally came out, Ludwig was the first to know. The American had given
him a 'legally' pirated copy of the movie to watch. He had even gone as far as to bring Feliciano over to watch it with him.
So here he sat, one arm on the arm rest, holding a beer, and the other wrapped around his shaking boyfriend. He sighed as he leaned his head back, closing
his eyes tightly to try to block out the shit that was playing on his TV.
He tightened the his grip around Feli's waist as he felt him shift closer, trying to hide from what he called 'The scariest movie on Earth!'. Ludwig could not
understand. He just couldn't! How on Earth was this movie scary!? It was named Frankenweenie for Gott's sake! Even for an American scary movie, this was
just utter shit.
As if to make matters worse for the blond, the movie had just started. They were nowhere near the middle, let alone the end! He took a swig of his beer and
prayed that he would pass out soon, which was a very unlikely scenario. He couldn't leave Feli alone if he was scared, no matter how stupid the movie was.
"Feli, are you sure you just don't want to turn the movie off?" Ludwig questioned, praying for a yes.
"No! Luddy, we have to finish it! We promised Al we would watch it!"
The German growled and shook his head. This movie was beyond stupid! His country's horror movies were so much better! His movies were actually scary. They
were disturbing even! Like Funny Games, or even Grimm Love?! Now those were good horror movies. Even with all the time he had spent on the battle field, he
was still able to get chills from those movies.
He was briefly pulled away from his thoughts by a slight whimper from Feli. He rubbed at the young man's side as he was suddenly hit with an idea. A plan of
revenge began to form in his brain. He would kill two birds with one stone if he showed that movie. He would show Alfred what a real horror film was and show
Feli what it meant to be truly afraid.
Ludwig was just finishing setting up for his little 'get together' when he heard his doorbell ring. He sat his freshly made gingerbread cookies on the coffee table
that stood beside his love seat. He began to arrange the cookies so they were all overlapping at certain parts as he called out to his guest.
"Come in! The door is open!"
Not a moment later he heard Alfred's booming laugh fill his house, along with Feli's cries of 'Luddy!'. It was but a few seconds when they walked into the living
room. Alfred immediately sat in the arm chair beside the window and stretched himself out. Feli smiled brightly as he took his normal seat beside Ludwig on the
love seat.
"Aw sweet man! You even cooked for the hero! Haha, what's up with the weird way you placed'em?! They look like they're all attached to each other's asses!"
The American shouted as he grabbed a few, breaking off one's head so he didn't take the whole tray.
"Oh nothing, just a bit of décor to fit with the movie." The German smirked as he hit the play button on the dvd player. He sat down beside Feli and waited for
the movie to start.
There were no previews. The movie opened to its title screen and the title of the movie caused a slight panic to shoot through both Al and Feli's bodies. The
movie however will haunt them for the rest of their lives. The movie that Ludwig had picked out was one of his all-time favorites.
The Human Centipede.
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