Hermione. You are so cool.
Your potions and charms totally rule.
You go to Hogwarts, a magical school.
You're in the house of the brave and the cool.
You help your friends out of really tight spots.
Your homework is perfect, not a blemish or blot.
Your patronus is an otter, a majestic beast.
Your beauty is abundant, an endless feast.
Your spirit soars light-hearted and free.
You think boys are idiots. I'll try not to be.
I love you Hermione! Can't you see?
Forget about Ron! You know you love me!!!