I don't really know a lot about that Deadpool guy, other than he's a nut. Whatever
-Trailer from Marvel VS capcom 3-
Dante and Deadpool were fighting each other tooth an nail in...I think the were fighting in a bar or something
They're swords clashed Dante used his gun to blast Deadpools katana and break it. They both began shoot at each other, and amazingly missing every shot. Then the chased swords again for a short moment, and then retreated back to their guns and fired each other practically point blank.
Yet amazingly they managed to miss eachother still (In the real world Dante would so have blown him away earlier).
Meanwhile Mogan and Iron man were continuing their fight outside. Morgan used her pointy tentacle attack thing, but Ironman got out of the way and Morgans tentacles struck Deadpool in the butt.
This moment of slapstick comedy gave Dante the chance to slice Deadpool in tiny chunks of body parts.
"Jackpot," Dante said "Now I can help Trish fight that Dr. Doom guy and Super Skrull who are on that flying military base. Hey wait a minute...How she get her motorcycle on that place?"
"Hey!" Deadpools severed head said "I'm not finished yet,"
"C'mon I just cut your head," Dante said
"I'm immortal," Deadpool said
"Oh, well before you fully regenerate then..." Dante kicked Deadpools head out of the building and let it fall to the ground
"This really sucks!" Deadpools head said
With that Dante went out to fight more Marvel guys.
Even the Hulk (you think he could beat the Hulk?).
The End