Written by 'Tina Ichijouji' and 'Miss Deity Fiction'
Disclaimer: We do not own 'Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' or any of Nintendo's games and/or any of the characters in 'Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time'. Jazlyn, the Garudo quartet and Jet are made up characters by us, including our aliases, 'Tina Ichijouji' and 'Miss Deity Fiction' though Jazlyn, the Garudo quartet and Jet are somewhat based on characters from 'Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time'. They are not for selling or for making profit. By law, this Fanfiction should be protected under the first amendment; Free Speech. So please do not sue us. We are poor. (Tina: We also don't own any of the videogame and/or anime characters that appear in this story.)
Dark Realm: A place where evil people go and/or are banished.
Gerudos: A clan of skinny, kinda-scantily clad, somewhat-buff tanned women with red hair and no qualms to kick you're a
Wolfose: the stars of the beginning of the Disney movie "Beauty and the beast" only more loud and annoying. Some of them are white.
Ganondorf: The main bad guy in the original 'Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' game and was formerly known as the only male member of the Gerudos.
Jazlyn, the four Gerudo sisters/Gerudo quartet and Jet: Characters made up by us, 'Tina Ichijouji' and 'Miss Deity Fiction', the rulers of the world
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Backstory by Fiction: Okay people. I'm taking charge here! What I say goes. Now. After his defeat, Ganandorf was sent to the dark realm...(Fiction: why? Cuz I say so. Tina: No, cuz it happened at the end of ocarina of time storyline. Fiction: Did I ask for a commentary?)...was permitted to return to Hyrule because a strange being from another world prophesied that Ganandorf being sent to the dark realm would cause warps between different dimensions. And guess what. It did. The strange being from another world cast a spell to send Ganandorf (Tina: Um, you do know that you've been spelling his name wrong for the last couple of sentences, right? Fiction: yes I do. I was only spelling it wrong to torture your mortal soul. Tina: I pity your denial. Fiction: Don't make me hurt you =.= Tina: .) ...out of the dark realm into a temporary jail cell specially for psycho evil people somewhere in Hyrule. Sadly the strange being from another world, in an attempt to cast Ganondorf back to Hyrule, miss-fired and the spell pulled out too many people from other worlds and dumped them randomly around the land of Hyrule. Now the strange being from another world, after making a mistake in casting the spell, only had enough power to cast Ganandorf's (Tina: You're spelling it wrong agaaain. . Fiction: I'm rebelling! Tina: Riiight .)soul back unto the land of Hyrule. mumble the idiot.
So the cell specially for psycho evil people could not contain a soul alone and Ganandorf's (Tina: you knooww- Fiction: WHO'S WRITING THIS?!) soul was free to roam around. Yet still evil, it managed to consume the body of--hey I'm not telling you just yet. When the too many people got sucked into the warp, they were turned into kids. How? I don't know. Well, I do, but you'll have to read the story to find out. So they must gather together, cooperate and help the original hero of "Legend of Zelda" to save the land of Hyrule and fix the results of the nastiest dimension traffic ever in the history of the world.
Tina's Editors notes: Grumble Stupid ! Ahem! Anyway because our fic got kicked off this site because some idotic tattle tale (You know who you are. May you be struck down ruthlessly by the weak boss at the end of the first level of every video game you play fifty times in front of all your friends) Fiction and I have decided to do a slight rewirte of this chapter. We'll be cutting out the script sections Fiction wrote when we were discussing how the story would go and when she got bored with some of the more serious sections. Personally I thought they were some of the funniest parts of the chapter even if they did interupt the flow of the story as Anthony Bault pionted out when he reviewed the original. I'll also be takeing this opportunity to writie in things that Fiction missed when she wrote the original. (Come to think of it I guess that's one good thing about this so I take it back . . . make it thirty times in front of all your friends.)
Shattered realties
A 'Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' Sequel/Multi-crossover fic
Chapter One:
The New arrivals
" Ah, princess Zelda." A soldier near the garden outside the castle greets young Zelda as she walks into the castle. Just then, the sound of thunder echoed throughout the sky, but when they looked up, there were no clouds or thunder. So Zelda ignore it and continued to enter the castle and head up to her room.
" umph......huh?..." Light seems to blast through a tall window as light steps are heard outside of the room. A small humaniod figure looks about the room panickingly before ducking under the royally made bed. The door opens and Zelda walks into the room and over to the window. The wind softly blows the curtains as she looks out. Then she hears a quiet shuffle coming from under her bed. Then a whimper. Then a sneeze. Then another shuffle. Then a cough. then another sneeze. By that time, she finally got the impression that something was under her bed, and was obviously allergic to dust. So she walked cautiously over to the bed, knelt down, lifted the bed curtain she saw one green eye, and another blue and then...
" Aaiyeee!!!!"
" Looks like Zelda found another bug under her bed. I better go and take care of it." Impa says tiredly with a sigh. She casually walks up the stairs, walks down the long wide hall and as she opens the door, she sees Zelda innocently sitting on the bed.
" Where's the bug?"
" The b--" Then there was a shuffle coming from somewhere in the room.
" What was that? That must be a pretty big bug."
" Uh, i guess you could say that."
" So, where is it?"
" uhh..." Suddenly, Impa sees, like Zelda, two different colored eyes peek out from behind the window curtains.
" Zelda, that's not a bug."
" Uhh...I found her under my bed." Impa walked towards the bulge in the curtains and pulled them back to reveal a young girl, Zelda's age, with short medium brown hair and two little hands that covered her eyes. The girl slowly pulled them away, and smiled innocently.
" Why hello." Impa said. " What do we have here?"
"Yuna?" The young girl said almost un-surely.
" A Yuna, eh? Well what would a Yuna be doing in princess Zelda's bedroom?"
" Bedroom? What is a Princess Zelda?" Impa pointed to Zelda who was standing behind her.
" Oh."
" So how did you get here?"
" ..." Then Yuna began to sob, which eventually led to fairly loud wailing.
" Don't worry, you can tell me. I'm a friend."
" I...I...I 'M NOT A BIG PERSON ANYMORRRRE!!....AND...AND...I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AAAAAAMMMMM..."
" Calm down. Calm down." Yuna stops crying as told and Impa hugs her and then wipes her tears.
" Where am I?" Yuna asks while sniffing every now and then.
" You're in Hyrule castle."
" Hyrue?" Impa laughs at Yuna's response and mispronunciation.
" Hyrule. So, Yuna, where are you from?"
" I'm from Spira."
" ..." Impa's face becomes blank.
" Spira? What's that?" Zelda asks feeling a little forgotten.
"It's my home...and...and...I WANT MY FRIENDS BAAAACK!!!" Yuna starts crying again but this time not as loud.
" Don't worry. Calm down. We will find your friends and this ..Spira...wherever it is...so don't worry. Ok?" As Impa reassures her again, she stops crying. Once again, another clap of thunder echoes. Zelda gasped.
'Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck...cluck cluck...buckaw...'
" Mommy! Look what I found!" A little girl pointed to a little boy laying on the floor of the cuccos pen. " He's cute!"
" Honey, don't get too close. It might bite."
" But shouldn't we wake him up?" Just as the little girl standing outside the pen said this, a cuccos that was perched on-top of a ledge over the pen pooped and it's poop coincidentally landed on the boy's face. And of course, he woke up. The boy jumped up, looked around, with the white goo still on his face. The cuccos froze, turned around to face him and looked at him oddly. The boy looked around, walked around in a small circle, then stopped to look up, and then as soon as he looked down at himself, he looked back at the cuccos and screamed. That, at startling the cuccos, made them go berserk. Then, while the girl and her mother were still watching this, obviously entertained, the boy darted out of the pen, leapt onto a roof, jumped off the roof, and ran around in big circles in panic. Accidentally, he stepped on a cucco that, to the boy's dismay, had gotten out on the wrong side of the hay that morning. So the cucco crows loudly, calling the twenty other cuccos and suddenly they lunge out of thin air at the young boy. He instinctively ran away but stupidly dived into the well. Although the cuccos could not reach him there, the girl and mother who had been following him, watching the whole thing, looked into the well. As the boy surfaced to the water, the girl cried out, " He's not a boy anymore!" As for the mother, she just screamed, grabbed her daughter and ran shouting " Demon! Demon!" The boy...er...girl climbs out of the well and after looking down at herself, looks back up, sighs and says.
" ...Where the hell am I???" Then, the boy...er...girl shook herself off, walked over to a slightly unstable moving crate, boosted herself up onto it and sat there on top of it with her legs crossed and arms folded. Then after looking around, she mumbled to herself.
" This better not be one of Ryoga's doings or he's gonna get what's coming to 'im." A cucco stood pecking the ground a few feet in front of her and then looked up and stared innocently into the girl's eyes. Suddenly the crate collapses following a squawk and after seeing feathers fly everywhere a cuccos weaseled out from under the girl's butt, scrambles around, and then cried out a shrieking call which summoned, again, the other 20 cuccos. The girl darted around one of the houses and just as she passed under a window, an old man had just dumped a bucket of warm used bath water out. It landed right on the girl, and a little boy who had been sitting on one of the roofs saw the girl turn back into a boy and shouted, " Freak!"
The boy, who was now soaking wet, looked up totally clueless and shouted, " Can you tell me how to get to Japan?" The boy only looked even more oddly at the other boy, and again shouted, " Freak!!" Following the boy's taunting, another clap of thunder echoed.
Music from Goron Village plays in background
" Aaagh!"
" What is it Daguna?"
" There's something in the way of the entrance to one of the caves."
" What do you mean?"
" I mean, there's some strange creature lying on the ground and won't move."
" Then move it."
" I can't. It might be alive."
" Oh don't be such a scardy goron, Daguna."
" I'm not a scaredy goron."
" Then move it."
" ...er....Fine, I will." Daguna walks down the dirt path and turns a corner into one of the cave tunnels and stops at a strange dark figure lying on the ground. At being too afraid to move it himself, he grabs a stick on the ground and prods the motionless creature. The first time was too soft, so he tried again. This time didn't work either, so out of anticipation and impatience, he stabbed it-...
" OW!!!!" the strange creature cried out. Obviously the creature was alive.
" IT'S ALIVE!! RUN!" As Daguna ran from the scene, the figure turned to lay on it's back, opened it's eyes and then slowly got to it's feet while cursing under it's breath. Daguna soon returned with his friend.
" See! I told you! It's fierce! Don't get too close! It's dangerous! Look at it's sharp teeth!" The stranger groaned and rubbed it's stomach where the stick injury had left a dark bruise. " See!!! It's going to eat us!"
" Calm down, friend! It's only a Hylian...and it looks like it's injured." Says Daguna's friend. Then the figure looks at the two strange rock-like creatures.
" I didn't do it." Daguna said defensively.
" Wha--? Hylian?" The figure stopped short and stared at the two gorons for a minute or two.
" So if you are not a Hylian, than what are you?" Without saying anything, the stranger looked down. Then with a horrified expression on his face, he looked up and said,
" I'm a midget!"
" Midget??" Daguna's friend said confused. Then Daguna spoke up.
" I knew it! It's some kind of monster from the dark realm here to steal our souls!"
" Daguna, Calm down." His friend said.
" I'm a monster??" The figure said. " Heh, look at you two." the two looked at each other.
" There is nothing wrong with us! You are the strange one!" Daguna said.
" Yeah, strangely normal." said the stranger while frowning.
" Now that I look closer you can't be a Hylian." Said Daguna's friend.
" Yeah!" Said Daguna agreeing with his friend.
" Whatever you may be, we gorons welcome you as long as you come in peace."
" I didn't want to come here. I don't even know where I am, not to mention how I got here!" He said.
" You are in Goron Village."
" Goron Village. I guess that figures. Are you two in someway related to rocks or something?" Before the gorons could respond, the boy pointed to a rock and blurted " Hey, there's your cousin Mel!" The Gorons turned to look at the rock.
" We don't have a cousin Mel. And why would we eat our cousin Mel?!"
" I dunno. You're a rock. Would you want to be eaten by your own cousin?"
" DEMON!!!" Daguna shouted.
" Daguna, shut up." Said Daguna's friend. " We are not rocks. We are Gorons. We eat rocks, but we are not related to them."
" I don't know about you, but I'm still a midget!"
" What is your name?"
" Hey, what's the plant doing in here?"
" I am Dongu, and this is my friend Daguna."
" Rocks have names?"
" Ah, so you are listening."
" Is this black vegetable supposed to be blinking?"
" Oh no, don't touch that!"
" Ok." Then the stranger tossed the blinking vegetable to Daguna.
" No! Don't give it to us! It's a--"
'BOOOOMM!!!!'
" Hey, that exploded like a bomb."
" That was because it was a bomb." Daguna said scowling with his face covered in ashes.
" How was I supposed to know?!"
" sighFollow us please stranger..." Dongu said calmly.
" Roy. I'm Roy."
" Roy?"
" It's better than 'stranger'."
" What is a Roy?"
" Don't get me started!"
Once again, the thunder sounded.
"I found her in the Sacred Forest Meadow."
"What is it? I've never seen anything like it before." a little boy with messy blonde hair that fell into his eyes asked.
"Not 'it', 'she'." the girl who'd spoken first said firmly.
"How do you know it's a girl Saria?" A girl who also had blonde hair asked.
Saria shrugged.
"I just do."
"Whatever she is she's sooo CUTE! And it has wings!" the girl squealed.
"Yeah! Hey I think it...er...she's waking up!" the boy noted.
The little creature laying on the ground that the group of children were bent over staring at stirred. Its ears twitched and it slowly opened its eyes. "errghhhhh...." it groaned.
"Hi there, little one! I see you finally decided to wake up." Saria said buoyantly. Finally the creature opened its eyes, looked up at the children and shouted,
"What the-.....who the-.......WHAT THE-?!??!" Suddenly it jumped up and looked frantically around at its surroundings. " Oh my god. I must be dreaming!"
"Um, no, you're in Kokiri forest." Saria stated.
" Koka wha?"
" Kokiri."
" ? "
" ..."
"...uh....ok..."
" Saria, I don't think it's a she..." said the other girl.
" Yeah! Girls don't sound like that, do they?" said the boy.
" Yeah, and I don't think she's cute anymore," the girl noted.
" Excuse me, little creature....may I ask what-" the creature suddenly interrupted Saria's sentence shouting," Little?! Why I oughttaah!!" Then suddenly the strange creature glared at Saria, paused and it squinted its eyes as a strange constipated look appeared on its face. This moment continued on for 5 more seconds until finally the strange creature opened it's eyes wide.
" Um.....are you okay?" the creature looked up at the boy who asked the question.
" I can't fly!"
" What?" the boy said bewilderedly. The girl giggled as Saria picked up the paralyzed looking toy-like creature.
" Wh-...What are you?" The creature sat down in Saria's hand and sighed.
" Powerless. My magic is gone. I was a very powerful creature, but now I'm just..."
" Um, why don't' we just settle for a name then." Saria giggled lightly as her childish lips and eyes smiled.
" Oh. Well. You can call me Kero, but the rest of the world knows me as the mighty all powerful dangerous Keroberos...or so they should." Kero folded his arms across his chest and lifted his head confidently. So don't think that just because I don't have my powers at the moment that-" Kero paused as he felt something tickling the small wings on his back. The girl facing Saria behind him was lightly poking and playing with his wings out of curiosity.
" Why won't your wings work?" She said.
" I don't use my wings. Now stop that!" He swats at her fingers with his lion-like tail.
" Then how do you fly??"
" I use my magic, but I don't have my magic right now apparently, or any idea where I am."
" But I already told you. You're in Ko-" Saria began to refresh his memory but suddenly...
" SAKURAA!!!!!" The others leaned or stepped back startled at the small creature's bellowing.
" ...h-hey, what are you doing??" Saria asked, still a little phased.
" I'm trying to call Sakura."
" Who's that?" the boy asked.
And of course, thunder sounded.
A loud thump echoes from the jail chamber in Gerudo Fortress. Four small curious Gerudo quadruplet's perch themselves on a windowsill ten feet or so above the bottom of the chamber and look down at the small red and white bundle.
(Laze) "What do we have here?"
(Kiki) "Looks like a dog."
(Lili) "I think it's a cat
(Kuna) "I don't know what it is, but it doesn't look much like either to me. Actually, maybe it's rabbit."
(Laze) "You dolt. It couldn't be a rabbit. Its ears are too short."
(Kiki) "OOH, OOH! MAYBE IT'S A WOLFOS!!"
(Lili) "But Wolfos live in the forest! Jazlyn said so!"
Then thunder sounds again in the distance
(Kuna) "What was that???!"
(Laze) "Could it be Jazlyn?"
(Kiki) "It sounded like thunder."
(Kuna) "But there are no clouds and why would there be a storm in the desert?"
(Lili) "You silly, there are storms in the desert sometimes. You know that."
(Laze) "But Kuna is right. Where are the clouds?? I think we should go check it out."
The stranger lying soundless on the floor of the chamber begins to come to as the four Gerudo sisters hop off of the ledge and run off to see where the sound was coming from.
At the Gerudo entrance from the Desert Colossus, two adult gerudos walk in through the gates each holding one small child with a girl about the same age leading them in front. The girl looked different than most gerudos because she had straight shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes while most gerudo had red hair and green eyes. Her skin was also lighter than the other gerudo. This was simply because she not a true gerudo. She was an orphaned hylian girl who had come to live with the gerudo when she was just a baby and was raised by Gerudos leader Nadooru. She was different than the others but everyone at Gerudo Fortress treated her like one of their own.
As soon as they saw her the Four Gerudo Sisters ran up to greet her.
"JAZZEE!!!!" Kiki shouted enthusiastically.
"Jazlyn!" Laze cried.
"Jazlyn, what were those sounds?" Kuna asked.
As the sisters surrounded Jazelyn they started to shout rapid fire questions.
(Lili) "Jazlyn, where were you?"
(Kiki) "Did you kill anything?"
(Kuna) "Wasitamonster?"
(Lili) "Tentimesyoursize?"
(Laze) "Brutallyrippingapartothercreaturesbeforeyoucameinandrescuedthem?"
"Okay, okay, one at a time!" Jazlyn said patiently.
(Kuna) "Was there blood?"
(Laze) "Yeah! Was it all bloody and stuff?"
"Of course not!" Jazlyn answerd with a laugh "There was no monster. I found these two girls stranded out in the middle of the desert at an old abandoned hut. I whistled for help and Shiva and Laru came and carried them back with me. That is all that happened. No drama, death or blood. Sorry."
"Awwwww. But that's boriiiing." Laze moaned.
"Yeeeaaahh." Kuna agreed.
Jazlyn laughed again "Oh stop, you two." Jazlyn then turns to Laru, "Where is the prisoner?"
Suddenly, as Laru pointed over to the buildings behind Jazlyn, a small creature with dog-like ears, white long hair and a red kimono crashes out of one of the small huts and darts hysterically towards the exit of Gerudo fortress leading to Hyrule Field. As a crowd of panicking gerudos rush after the darting creature, Laru and Shiva put down the two other children they were holding and chase after it.
"There goes mister Wolfos!" Kiki cried, pointing.
Laze just sighed in frustration. "Kiki, that's not a Wolfose!"
Kiki looked at older sister, confused. "Huh?! Then what is it??"
(Jazlyn) "Don't worry, I'll find out. I'm gonna go and calm down the angry mob. You two keep an eye on those other two strangers." The four sisters look blankly at the two sleeping girls while Jazlyn jogs after the mob.
"What are we, chopped liver?" Laze said when Jazlyn and the others were out of earshot.
(Kuna) "No, we're the Gerudo sisters." Kiki nudges Kuna.
(Kiki) "Duhh! She was saying they just left us behind as if we were just little kids."
(Kuna) "We are just little kids." The others looked at her warningly.
(Lili) " Hey, why didn't they throw this other one in the chamber?" Lili pokes the girl with whitish hair with her foot, pushing the girl to wake up. " I don't think it's a girl."
" What....did .....you....just....say....?" The strange girl asked groggily. Lili stepped back as the girl rose to her feet and looked around slightly nervous.
" W-....where am I?...."
(Laze) "You're in OUR fortress." The strange girl's left eyebrow rose. Then she heard a soft groan and turned around to see her companion staggering to get up with a 'I-just-woke-up' look on her face.
"Rikku--....gasp" After gasping at the sight of her friend, she looked down at herself and then a look of distress appeared on her face. " Rikku! Look! Look at us!" The girl called Rikku stood up straight, arched her back and stretched her arms out while yawning sleepily before fully opening her eyes. As soon as she did, the same expression appeared on her face and the other girl swirved around to face the sisters again.
" What did you do!!? And how did we get here?!"
(Kiki) "Don't look at us. Jazlyn just told us to take care of you two. We didn't do anything!"
(Rikku) " Then....why are we little???! Payne, where is Yunie??! I want Yuniie!!"
(Payne) " Is this some kind of joke??!"
(Kuna) " What do you mean you're little? What's wrong with that? You're supposed to be little, aren't you?"
(Payne) " No we're not! We're ten years younger than we used to be an hour ago!"
(Kiki) "Then what happened during that hour?"
(Rikku) " Welll....I....lets seee.....I think I went potty.....and then........"
(Payne) " We fell asleep and then woke up here." For the first time in her life, so it seemed, a tear rolled down her cheek. Payne was very much frightened already, and the tear only made things worse.
Kuna went up to Payne and put her hand on her shoulder.
" I'll help you." Soon the others, Laze being the last one to soften up, agreed with a "me too," or nodded silently.
(Lili) "But how are we going to help them?"
(Kiki) "Jazlyn might know what to do."
(Laze) "You three are a bunch of woosies. If you all like Jazlyn so much then I think you should prove it by showing you can be just as tough as her." The others looked surprised at their sister's bold statement.
" I think we should leave Gerudo fortress. On our own." The others were shocked at how she could even consider doing such a thing.
(Kuna) "But we don't know very much about the world outside of Gerudo Fortress. We only went outside of the fortress when we were following Jazlyn. She knows it better than we do. I think we should just wait. Not only does she know the places better than us, but she doesn't like it when she's left out on adventures. Plus she told us to wait here."
(Lili) "I agree with Kuna. I think we should wait here."
(Laze) "Fine, but while Jazlyn isn't here I get to boss people around."
"He went that way! I think he's headed for the Hyrule Castle! Get him!" Though the angry mob hadn't been quite fast enough to catch the strange creature, Jazlyn gave them directions to help them on their way--the way she wanted them to go. She ran off towards Lake Hylia and sure enough, on top of the side wall parallel to the gates that blocked the entrance sat the creature resting after the hectic encounter.
"Hey you! Wolf boy! Come down here and I won't hurt you!" Jazlyn could see him sneer briefly at her threat. He stood up and pounced down off the wall directly to the ground in front of her, rose slowly...and then blinked bewilderedly.
"W-.....hey....you're.....I'm.....why......"
"You're small?"
"Yeah! That's it! ...HEY....What did you do?!"
"Took you long enough to realize it. I'll give you an explanation once you give me your name."
"Your worst nightmare. Now hand over the shard!"
"What?? What are you talking about??"
"That must be how you made me little! You're a demon! Now hand it over!"
"I'm training to be a sage but I'm not a demon and I didn't do this."
"A sage?? What kind of demon is that??!"
"A sage isn't a demon. It's a person who guards a temple in Hyrule. I'm training to become the sage of light."
"Of light? So you're a good guy?"
"Uh huhhhh." She says while nodding.
" I hate good guys. I'm the most powerful demon in the world, so BACK OFF!" Jazlyn laughs at the pouting boy's announcement.
Jazlyn grins. "Well the most powerful demon in the world must have a pretty powerful name too..."
"Damn right! It's Inu-yasha; you may kiss my feet later."
"Never heard of a demon named Inu-yasha before. Well I suppose now that I know your name, it's only fair that you know mine. My name's Jazlyn. I am the future sage and leader of the Gerudo clan. Nice to meet you." Jazlyn held out her hand to shake inu-yasha's. Inu-yasha drew back and grimaced.
"Eww, good people germs."
" INU-YASHA!" Inu-yasha looked over Jazlyn's shoulder to see an angry and flustered mini version of Kagome marching towards them.
"Where were you?!" She shouts.
"The girlfriend?" Jazlyn asks plainly.
"Over my dead body." Inu-yasha grumbled.
"Reaally...m-hmm" She said teasingly.
(Kagome) "I was THIS CLOSE to being dead, and where were you??! Inu-yasha, you choose the wrong times to flirt! Luckily a young blonde boy wearing all green was there to save me!"
"Hero!" Jazlyn blurted enthusiastically.
"Who?"
"Um, I know him. I like call him hero, but his real name is-"
"Blah blah blah blah. Now tell us how to get out of here." Inu-yasha said while folding his arms.
"Uh, if I knew how, I would have done it already."
(Kagome) "What's that supposed to mean?" Kagome looks at Jazlyn suspiciously.
"It means I'd like to help you both get out of here but I can't...though I could show you around....but it'll have to cost ya."
(Kagome) "Like what?"
"A new pet dog." A sweatdrop appeared near Kagome's head, but before Inu-yasha could pounce on Jazlyn, she shouted "SIT!". Inu-yasha went from being in mid-air pounce to eating the dirt. "And a well trained one too . ..."
(Inu-yasha) "Damn you! I am not!" Then out of the corner of Jazlyn's eye she saw a group of little people running towards them about 20 feet away
(Kuna) "Jazlyn!!!"
(Jazlyn) " Hey! Laze, Kuna, Lili, Kiki! What are you all doing here?? I thought you were going to stay at the fortress."
(Lili)" We got bored, and Payne and Rikku need our help. They need to get back home."
" So those are their names...--well now we have to figure out how you all got here, what happened to your....older selves....and..." Before Jazlyn could finish her sentence, thunder echoed above their heads. "Uh-oh."
"Uh-ohhh." The quartet choresed
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....the girl slowly opened her eyes at the sound of what she thought might have been someone sawing metal while finding herself on a soft bed in a quiet cozy unfamiliar room.
" Wha...where am--gasp" The girl looked down and noticed something different. "I...I'm little."
Then she sat up in the bed and looked around.
" Where am I??"
Then she got up from the bed, walked over to the door and as she slowly opened it, the sound she had heard when she woke up got twice as loud. She looked down the stairs to see a stout looking man snoring in a bundle of hay with several chickens(cuccos) freely walking around the room. Why...she thought...would someone let loose a bunch of chickens in the house? Is this a barn of some sort? She carefully tip-toed down the stairs and tapped the man on the shoulder. The man didn't wake up. She tapped him again. He still did not wake.
" Excuse me sir." The man continued to snore loudly. " Sir.." She tapped him on the shoulder again, only a little harder this time. He still continued to sleep. Then another young girl walked in through the front door and at the alarming presence of the stranger, she bowed courteously.
" Oh, a visitor! Excuse my father. He's a deep sleeper. I'm Malon. Are you here to buy our milk?"
"Milk?" the first girl blinked and thought so this is a farm "Um...no I'm new around here. Do you know where I am?"
" You're at Lon Lon Ranch."
" Lon Lon? Is that a food?"
" Nooo." Malon giggled. The girl laughed also. " So what is your name?"
" Hotaru."
" That's a strange name. Never heard that before."
" pause ...Uh, I'm sort of lost. I don't know how I got here."
" Well, I can't tell you how you got here...but if you want, I can lend you one of our horses."
" But would that get me back to Japan?"
" Japan? What's that??"
" Maybe I'm in another country..." Hotaru said guessingly. Malon just responded with a shrug. " Well I wouldn't mind taking your offer on lending a horse. Could you also tell me how to get out of here...this Lon Lon?"
" No problem. Follow me." Malon said enthusiastically. Then another roar of thunder was heard throughout Hyrule.
Thunder echoes again
A young girl with brown hair lies face up in the shallow end of Zora's fountain. As she opens her eyes, her green irises look around confusedly and as she sits up she hears a purring sound behind her. She turns around to see a giant owl about half her size staring straight into her face about 3 inches away from her nose.
" hu-AHHH!" she nearly falls back as she scooted away from the giant creature.
" hwooo..."
"Wh-where am I??? K-Kero!? Kero!!"
"Last time I saw him, he was in the lost forest."
"gasp You can talk!"
"Yes I can. I can also hoot..."
"Um, do you think you could tell me where I am?"
"You are in Zora's fountain. And behind you is Jabu-Jabu, but that is not important." Sakura turned around to gaze in semi-awe at the giant fish behind her before she turned back to the owl to see it jump backwards and reveal what he had been standing on; a thick book and a necklace with a strange item hanging from it.
"A creature named 'skull kid' came and attempted to steal these items, but it fled at noticing my presence. (Fiction: Who wouldn't? Tina: Fictiioon!) I believe they belong to you."
" Oh yes! Thank you so much!" She picked them up and briefly hugged them to her chest.
" My pleasure. You must watch over your items with the best of your abilities, but I am afraid to say, that you and many others may be in grave danger."
" Why is that?"
"You and many others were brought here to fulfill this prophesy that the sages of this land predicted. Another stranger, like you and the others who were sent here, attempted to cast a spell that would hopefully save Hyrule from berserk dimension activity and the most evil man alive in Hyrule, Ganondorf but he did not do it fast enough. But I hear that all of this was caused by far more than just a mistake."
" So you're saying that I was taken from my home, my world, and transported here....by accident?? How am I going to get out?? Where is Kero?"
" Kero has lost his magic, and so have you."
"gasp"
" I think this may have been planned. Despite me only being an owl, I will do my best to help you and the others who've been transported here to get back your powers and go home."
" So.....that means my Clow cards...won't work?"
" Or that strange item on your necklace. Your current physical state has been spared at the sacrifice of your powers."
" Why??"
" Whenever someone were to go through the dimension portals, they must have some kind of magical protection barrier or armor. The spell the stranger cast must have been a summon spell to summon Ganondorf, but in error, the spell was targeted at several slightly open doors to different worlds. If you had possessed some kind of special protection, your body and/or your magic would have been spared, but the purpose of this glitch I believe is to prevent those from different worlds visiting other worlds with the ability to takeover or disturb the status quo of that world. After the stranger did not get Ganondorf, he tried again, but his power was weak and he only had enough magic to transport Ganondorf's soul. Now we must find Ganondorf's soul and return it to the dark realm, though it may be a lot harder than I predict....unless I have underestimated eight, nine and ten year olds."
" Uh, I'm eleven."
" Oh."
" So where ARE my powers??"
" Well, in this realm they do not exist because of the glitch."
" So I have to go home in order to get them back??"
" I believe so."
" What if I didn't have magic? What would have happened?"
" You would have been one year old."
"...." The girl looks at the owl in shock.
" The only alternative I can think of is to go to visit one of the great fairies."
" Who are they?"
" The daughters of the tri-force. The tri-force is the center of this world. It is our world. The great fairies help this land to flourish just as their mothers did."
" Who is that evil person you mentioned?"
" Ganondorf."
" So his soul.....is loose in this world?"
" Yes and at any moment he could possess a body."
" Like.......mine?"
" I hope not."
" You HOPE not??!"
" How about I fly you to meet your friend Kero."
" Uh-"
The big owl flapped it's big wings, launched itself into the air and hovered over the girl. Then it came down carefully and picked up the girl by the shoulders with it's talons as gently as possible..
" Hold on tight, and don't forget your items." The owl picks her up and gradually flies further and further up into the sky. Soon they were so high up they could see humans down below. In less than a minute, they were landing on a pillar in the middle of Kokiri Forest.
And again thunder sounded.
As the five Gerudo girls, Inu-yasha, Kagome, Rikku, and Payne walked over to the middle of Hyrule Field where they had heard the thunder sound around LonLon Ranch, a giant owl was headed towards them carrying what seemed to be a girl and....a stuffed animal? They all watched as they saw the owl fly over towards them and softly land the two passengers onto the ground about ten feet away.
Jazlyn glared at the owl." Who is that ugly thing bringing us this time?"
Kuna stared, wide with wonder." That's Kaepora Gaebora!"
Kiki blinked. "You mean the big owl Jazlyn says talks too much?"
Kuna looked at her sister and nodded "Yup. That's him."
Lili shielded her eyes from the sun as she watched Keapora flying toward them. "Is that a girl he's carrying?"
As Keapora set down his passenger Laze squineted hard. "Yeah and what's with the stuffed animal?"
(Kero) "I heard that!!"
(The quartet) 00 "It can taallk!"
Meanwhile Inu-yasha, Kagome, Payne and Rikku were still focusing on Keapora.
(Inu-yasha) "What kind of demon is that??"
(Kagome) "That's the biggest owl I've ever seen."
(Rikku) "Wowww..."
(Payne) "Is it going to hurt us? Should we kill it?"
Jazlyn rolled her eyes. "Don't worry. The worst thing that old bird can do is talk us to death."
Payne raised an eyebrow at Jazlyn while Rikku just continued staring at Keapora in fascintaion.
(Tina's Editor's notes: Well that takes care of that. Hopefully we'll get more reviews this time. Most people should know who most of these characters are but I'd like to see if anyone can guess which anime or video game Roy is from. Anyway, seeya!)
(Oh yeah! I'd like to take this oppotunity to adverties one of my fics. It's a Songfic for Megaman Battle Network with Simple and Clean from Kingdom Hearts [the remixed version from the opening seqence]. It's a werid fic in more ways than one since it's AU and a dream seqence but it's worth checking out anyway.)