"Gather round!" Will announced. Beckoning all of Port Royal to heed his news.
"I come bearing news from the west!" He surveyed the area, making sure every citizen within eyesight was looking in his direction.
"This years Struggle Tournment champion is Seifer Almasy! Furthermore!" Again he surveyed the crowd to make sure he had their attention.
"Belle and the Beast are getting married!" He allowed the cheers and whistles to run their course before continuing. "To Jaq-Jaq and and the Unnamed Band Octopus from The Little Mermaid!" He nodded. As if this was better news than the former.
The crowd exchanged awkward glances. One, two, three, six of them shrugged to one another.
"And I've decided to pursue my rapping career!" Again this news was met with cheers. "That's right! Willy T. Is back in Port Royal, bitches!" He stuck out his tongue and bobbed his head.
The crowd wasn't impressed and most of them crossed their arms and began to disperse.
"Hey! I'll be performing on the 26th! It'll be great! I'll be singing 'The Hobbits Are Going to Isengard' with special guests the 7 Dwarves! They're still on tour! Please! Please love me!"
But everyone dispersed without seeming interested and without saying a word.
Will.. depressed and lonely and alone since Elizabeth ran off with that girl from Twilight Town, Fuu, made a mad beeline for the battlements and threw himself over the edge. Falling several stories, he was promptly eaten by the Crocodile typically found in Neverland.
It was love at first bite.
Roo showed up looking for a pooh stick to return to the Fellowship of the Pooh, but he couldn't find one. So he used Will Turner's computer and ordered one off ebay. It arrived broken but a little wood glue and it was as good as new.
The End.