Disclaimer: I will own 'Get Smart' and all other films with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson when I rule the world. Bow down to your new master!!!

A/N: You know I am shocked with all the people who watched 'Get Smart' and DID NOT write a slash fanfiction between Agent 23 and Agent 86. So appalled that any fanboy or fangirl would pass up a chance to make something so beautiful, happen.

Who doesn't want to write a slash with 'The Rock'?

P.S. 'Thoughts'

"Talking"

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Agent 23 point of view

'Ugh…my head. It feels like I've been hit by an eighteen wheeler. Why the hell is the light so bright?'

I blink my eyes a couple of times to get use to the lighting, and take a look around.

Ruins of the wrecked train and exploded vehicle surround the area, and as I look further around I can see the remains of the 'football'. Suddenly, I feel a burning sensation coming from my arms and legs and I try to stand up.

"Fuck! Well, I sure as hell didn't see that coming. Damn agent 23 can hit!"

More cautiously, I slowly ease my way to my feet and walk over to the crushed briefcase.

'I didn't even want to do the damn mission but that fucker threatened Maxie. And I rather be thought a damn double agent than see him hurt.'

I crouch down and open the remains, only to see the screen in shards.

"Shit, I hope Maxie took care of that fucker. Or else he's going to skin my ass and his. I didn't event want to get anyone involved in this, but Chief just had to insist that we take the case. Sometimes I just want to kick that old man to the curve, especially when he sent Max out there. What the fuck was he thinking?"

Feeling pissed, I throw the hunk of metal at the remains of the train. It groaned in protest, and fell over. I put my head in my hands to think.

'I'm pretty fucked either way. If I tried to go back to the agency I would be arrested before I even get within ten feet of the door. And if I try to contact that bastard he'd probably have me killed on sight. Oh……Fuck It! I guess I'll go back to the damn agency. Even if I do get arrested, at least I'll get to see agent 23.'

As I started in the direction toward town, I felt a sharp pain to the back of the head and everything went black.

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Authors Note: This is short I know, but it's my first story. It is supposed to be a multi-chapter fic.