A/N: Wow, people! I told myself to make one of these like, two weeks ago! Well, I will be annoying Dimentio with my ever-loyal and Dimentio-hating cousin Marie. For the first time ever, I will call myself Rose. I hope you like this! R and R!

Chapter 1: Text him about whatever you're doing at the moment.

"OMG! You're Dimentio!" That's what Rose said the first day she met the Master of Dimensions. The next day, she said, "Dude, y r u still in bed? U r being so lazy! I can hear u zzzzzzz!" But, in a text.

Dimentio's head whipped up off of the pillow. His clock read six A.M. 'Like mosquitoes buzzing around a camper, she will not leave me alone.' The phone buzzed once again. 'I'm brushing my teeth, and then going to the bathroom. Don't disturb!" Dimentio swallowed hard. 'Why do so many people like annoying me? Is it because I'm so handsome that they would do anything to be near me?' The thought made him laugh. That would never happen. No one would ever love the traitorous jester he was. But still, the thought made Dimentio considerably cheerier. He floated downstairs in a lazy fashion and was about to get a Pop-Tart when his phone buzzed from in his pocket. 'I'm on the toilet. BTW, I put some worms in your stupid cereal. TTYL!'

"What are you doing down here?... Inquired Count Bleck, sounding innocent but really furious because you interrupted everyone's sleep," the one and only Bleck asked as he glided down the stairs.

Mimi, the teenage shape shifter, stormed down the staircase. "You interrupted my beauty sleep! NO ONE interrupts my beauty sleep!" Mimi's face was slowly turning red. "Why were you down here, anyways?"

"He needed to eat. You see, it's what humans do to survive. You wouldn't understand; an alien like you." Rose slowly made her way down the stairs, skipping the last one. "Oh, and Dimentio? Check your phone."

Dimentio slowly pulled out his phone, worried. "I'm downstairs, standing right in front of you. We can see each other! Cool!"

Dimentio then calmly set his phone back in his pocket, shoved his fist into his mouth, and screamed. "Mission accomplished," Rose muttered, smiling to herself before dashing upstairs.

"I'm eating cereal."

"I'm on the toilet. AGAIN!"

"I'm getting on my pajamas. Don't come in my room!"

"I'm in bed. Wanna talk?"

'Like Nastasia does with her paper when she spells something wrong on an essay, I am going to tear the girl's phone in half!'

So, how was it? I thought that it was okay, for a first chapter. R & R please!