Once Upon A Time, In The Great Dictatorship Of Zoetopia, A Little Worthless Shrimp Named Crepatora, Was Swimming In The Ocean. He Ate A Magical Sea Pear, That Turned Him Into A ManBlob. He Blobbed Onto Land, And Got A Job As A Chef. But His Blob Chunks Kept Falling In The Food, So He Got Fired. Then, The Magical FanFiction Dictator, Zoe, Requested For Him To Cook For Her. He Made A Yummy Kangaroo Pie. She Loved It So Much She Ate Crepatora. Crepatora, Was Sad, Becuase He Died. So, He Got The Magical Life Shit From Some Black Market Hell Dealer, And Came Back To Life. Then, He Realised, His Whole Purpose In Life, Was To Be A Nuclear Peen Missile. Then, He Decided He Would Follow His Fate, And PeenSploded. Everyone In Zoetopia Died, Except For The Dictator, Zoe. Because She Had Eaten Him, And Grew Immune To His Nuclear Peen Powers. Then, They Faced Off In An Epic Deathmatch, And Zoe Won. She Had To Repopulate The Earth, With A Worm. The End~
