AN: This is for the awesome people over on facebook. If you're not part of the group you can always join, link on my profile page. We had a lot of fun talking yesterday and I've decided to take our conversations and put them into a story. So enjoy, and I hope I got your characterization right esp the admins. If there's anything you want added let me know. I have a vague idea and outline of things. Don't own anything you might recognize from somewhere else.
"Last night sucked. I actually remember all that happened and it sucked. Why do we fail so much at throwing parties?" Grasshopper asked as she made coffee.
"I don't know but I'm really tired of spending so much money on all this stuff," Reed replied picking up a fallen streamer.
"At least you remember what happened. Coffee, now," Wildcat grumbled from under a pile of blankets on the couch.
"Curls…sexy curls…" Porcelain murmured.
"At least she had a good time, even if it is just in her dreams," Grasshopper sighed. "We have to find a way to throw a better party."
"Well what else can we do? We have streamers, balloons, music, and booze, standard party," Reed defended them.
"Maybe it's not the party, maybe it's just us, we're the ones that suck," Wildcat suggested before drowning herself in a cup of coffee.
"No, we're awesome. Everyone else just fails," Porcelain spoke up, now awake.
"True that. We are the top bitches," Reed agreed. "So how do we make it so that we're awesome to everyone else?"
The four girls sat around in silence trying to think of something. "I've got nothing and we're out of coffee," Grasshopper finally told them.
"Just make some more," Wildcat said.
"No I mean like we're completely out, see?" Grasshopper picked up the empty coffee can.
"All right, let's go to the store and get more coffee then. Maybe we'll think better after we get some fresh air," Reed said standing up and grabbing her coat.
The other girls followed and soon they were walking to the store to get coffee. They laughed and joked and talked about the night before.
"I mean why can't I actually have sex with his curls like in my dreams?" Porcelain was saying once again.
"I hear you sis," Wildcat nodded along.
"Ok, pause for a moment, how would that even work?" Reed asked.
Porcelain was about to answer when a door opened and a frantic girl walked out, running right into them.
"Woah, are you okay?" Grasshopper asked.
"It's raining glitter!" Reed exclaimed.
"I'm fine thank you," the girl said standing up. "Unfortunately my project is now ruined," she sighed watching the glitter falling around them.
"Oh gosh, that sucks, do you want us to help you fix it? I mean we did kind of run into you," Wildcat offered.
"Oh no, it was completely my fault. I should have looked before running out the door. I'll just have to call the customer and explain that I don't have the extra decorations they wanted for their party. It kind of sucks as I really could have used the money, but I'll get by," the girl said turning around with her bag and walking back in the door she had run out of.
"Wait! You make decorations? Are you a party planner or something?" Porcelain asked.
"Yes, I make custom party decorations and plan theme parties, Hailey's Hangings," the girl motioned to the sign above the door. "I'm Hailey. My store's new, but it's been going fairly good."
The girls looked at each other and nodded. Even though they couldn't actually read each other's minds they knew each other so well that it felt like they could. They all knew what they were thinking right then.
"Hailey, we want to hire you to help us with our parties. We can't seem to throw a successful one. Since we destroyed your other project, we'll give you a new one," Grasshopper offered.
"Really? That's awesome! Do you want to come in and take a look at stuff? I have time now since I'm not delivering those decorations. We can talk about it over coffee and cookies," Hailey suggested.
"Cookies! Say no more!" Porcelain shouted and rushed into the store, the other girls following.
"So, what sort of party are you looking to have?" Hailey asked as she brought the last of the coffee and a plate of cookies over to the table.
"An awesome one, like us," Porcelain said taking a cookie and eating it happily.
Reed rolled her eyes, "We do want to have a better party than the ones we have been having lately. We can't figure out what we're doing wrong. We have music, drinks, streamers, everything for the perfect party."
"Do you have a theme at all?" Hailey asked. "That helps parties sometimes, gets more people interested."
The girls looked at each other and hesitated before answering. "Well…there is one thing we all love…" Grasshopper slowly said.
"Klaine," all four girls said.
Hailey sat for a moment and then shrieked. "OMG I LOVE KLAINE! THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER AND THEY'RE SO ADORABLE!"
The girls all looked at her and then started to scream and dance in celebration.
"Omg! A Klainer! Yay! Best day ever!"
"Do you read fanficiton?" Hailey asked them.
"You read fanfiction? Omg! You are amazing! New best friend!"
They continued to cheer and hug each other for five minutes before finally settling down.
"Okay, so now that we've got that out of the way, let's get back to party planning. This is actually really awesome, because I've been wanting to have a Klaine party for a while, but haven't really had the guts to do it on my own," Hailey explained.
"Wait, we don't just love Klaine though, we also love CrissColfer," Grasshopper said.
"So we'll make it a primarily Klaine party, but also have some CrissColfer love," Hailey assured her.
"Excellent, now the most important thing is to somehow get Darren's curls so I can have sex with them." Porcelain spoke up. "I would prefer if they would have Darren attached too."
"I'll have to work on that," Hailey admitted. "For starters we need a bubble and foam machine like in Animal. The bubbles will have glitter in them because glitter is fabulous. We also need karaoke."
"I get to sing Teenage Dream!" Grasshopper called.
"Somewhere Only We Know and When I Get You Alone are mine!" Reed exclaimed. "Oh! And Raise Your Glass!"
"I want For Good!" Wildcat chimed in.
"I'll be your duet partner!" Reed offered.
"Can I do I Have Nothing and What Kind of Fool?" Hailey quietly asked.
"Of course!" Grasshopper said.
"Awesome, so music is totally covered. This is starting out to be a really awesome party. I have to make another delivery though, so why don't we think and meet again in a few days?" Hailey suggested.
"Sounds good, we can make a list of all the other awesome things we need," Porcelain nodded.
Hailey smiled and gave them her card before saying goodbye. The girls hugged her and waved and then turned to go back home.