Disclaimers: I DO NOT own Megami Kouhosei no matter how much I want to……..

I'm sure everyone has seen this in every fanfic there is out there….

Author's Note: sorry….this has a bit of yaoi and yuri in it, and if either makes you feel uncomfortable, you would not want to read this fic. And I'm sorry if the people here are a bit out of character……….likewise, this is just another humor fic. And sorry to all Azuma fans…..he's being bashed here quite often.



Behind the scenes of GOA after filming hours….



Teela: --and CUT! Okay, everyone, that's all the filming for today. You can all return to your original selves now. *mutters * great..its finally all over for today….



Kinza: thank goodness for that. I've been waiting the entire time to get out of this repairer's uniform!



Zero: * appears next to kinza* why?



Kinza: do you think it's normal for a girl, (and a very pretty girl in fact) like ME to be wearing a pair of pants/shorts? Whatever they are. And the shorts expose way too much of my thigh.



Zero: I like it…..*stares at Kinza's thigh and drools*



Kinza: HENTAI!!! *whacks Zero *



Erts run towards Zero*

Erts: ZEROOOOO!!!! ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH OTHER GIRLS AGAIN?? HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT US AGAIN???



Zero: o-of course not…Erts…calm down…….no one knows, remember?



Teela: *eyes them suspiciously *what do you mean by "us?"



Erts: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN??!! THIS IS THE 6th TIME THIS DAY I'VE SEEN YOU STARING AT OTHER GIRLS!! AND I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!



Kinza: THAT I DID NOT KNOW. 0___0



Zero :oh what the heck. *drags Erts out of the current room they were in and to…….who knows where they want to go? *



Teela: Now it's all peace and quiet. Working with a bunch of morons like this is hard work.



Kinza: what makes you think that? * points to Hiead and Inhky. You could see that Hiaed is latched to Inhky's leg*



Inhky: HIEAD! Let go!! *flings leg but hiead stays on* GET AWAY FROM ME!!



Hiead: *sniff * I thought you liked me……I thought you wanted to know me better…… I feel so…hurt and BETRAYED!!



Inhky: THAT WAS DURING SCREENING TIME!! Of course I had to act according to the script or else the director Teela would get annoyed. And we wouldn't want that now, would we? *smirks at Teela with "the look"*



Teela: *shivers*



Kinza : oh look……Teela, you dreams of getting rest is drifting beyond your reach.



*enter pilots and Azuma*



Rioroute: Teela, could you change my character so I DON"T have to eat so much? I feel bloated by the end of everyday, and then when I go rest Phil gets mad because I have no appetite for her dinner.



Gareas: And why do I have to be in love with Leena in the screening? You know perfectly well I'm in love with Ernest, and that Leena's in love with Tune.



Kinza : More secrets come out………



Azuma: Now now, Kinza, you know that all good little girls don't nosey into other people's business and learn their secrets. It's called privacy! Spell after me…P-R-I-V-A-C-Y



Kinza: Shut up. You may look 40 but you IQ is defiantly dwelling in the minus areas.



Ernest: and why is he talking like Barney? Has he been watching the tapes again??



Rioroute: I guess. *watches as Azuma dashes off to annoy someone else- Yu * You must seriously ask Tune to lock away those tapes. You know what they're REALLY used for.



Gareas: can't believe that they're actually more effective for killing off victims than the Ingrids.



Teela: isn't that good? Then we don't have to spend so much cash repairing them. You know how much they cost.



*Azuma runs back *



Azuma: YUMI'S BEING MEAN!!! TEELA!!



Teela: there there, don't cry. *mutters * moron. And he's called YU, don't you remember? We went over this yesterday.



Azuma: But Yumi suits him better. *sobs as Yu walks over *



Teela: *trying to keep patience* Now, Yu, what did you say to little Azuma here?



*Rioroute and Gareas whisper in corner*



Gareas: she calls him "little Azuma?"



Rioroute: this is twisted.



Ernest: Shh!! Let's watch this!



Yu:……………………



Teela: eh?



Rioroute: he's saying that he's actually a girl!!! I knew it!!! Yu's so skinny, pale and short and looks so feminine!!



Gareas: moron, Yu's a GUY. Otherwise how would HE be able to control an Ingrid?



Ernest: But then, Gareas, Teela's a woman and she can pilot an Ingrid….unless……



Rioroute, Gareas, Ernest: TEELA'S A MAN THAT WEARS DRAG!!!



Teela: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!! I'LL CUT YOUR PAY!!

All: ooo………

Ernest: so Yu, what did you actually say?

Yu:……………………

Ernest: he said that he like to Tap Dance.

Gareas: no!! he said that he like to eat sushi with coffee.

Rioroute: I still think that Yu's trying to say he's actually a woman.

Teela: heck with all your theories. I think he wants to go to a bar and drink with us!

Gareas: how? He's underage

Yu: YOU MORONS!! I DIDN'T SAY A SINGLE WORD TO THAT ANNOYING AZUMA TWEEP!! DID I NOT MAKE MY POINT CLEAR, OR ARE YOU PEOPLE JUST REALLY THICK OR SOMETHING????

All: 0___0

Kinza: wow, he talks.

Teela: okay….putting everything aside, I think we should get to training now. He bar's not open till another 3 hours.

Gareas: But why train? You know that we train with……..TWISTER!

Teela: Stop complaining. It improved your flexibility, didn't it? And you actually enjoy seeing Ernest in different 'positions', don't you?

Gareas: *turns red*………okay, I'll just keep quiet from now on.

Teela: then let's get started.

TBC?

Note: I don't know…….I found this fic quite stupid so I might not continue it…and sorry if anyone found it offending. And please, if you are to really flame me, please don't be that harsh as this is my first fic.