Alright, this story idea has just recently been running around my head over and over again. I have to work it out onto paper or I doubt I'll ever stop thinking about it. Note 1: This will be my first attempt at two stories running at the same time, so my usual weekly updates may be a little skewed.

Note 2: This is a bit of blended story, based on the manga Alucard and characters who, (even though I still like them,) could kick the anime characters' asses. However it mostly follows the anime's storyline.

Day 1: Onset

Alucard absent-mindedly wandered through the murky, ghoul-infested sewers as Seras worked to keep up, keep alive, and blast the ghouls out of her way. 'Sometimes,' Seras thought to herself, 'This job really sucks.' Alucard opened his mouth and yawned, revealing the rows of shiny razor teeth set in his mouth.

"Police Girl, quit lagging behind." Alucard said sharply. "We are almost to the target." The target being a large group of Millennium's Freaks that (according to Hellsing Intel,) were in the process of carrying a large bomb, to be placed under the Queen's residence.

A moaning ghoul stepped into Alucard's path. The vampire shoved it aside. The ghoul attempted to bite Alucard's arm. "Watch out, Master!" Seras blew the legs off of the attacking ghoul, but this act only seemed to irritate her Master. "Damn it, Police Girl!" Seras flinched. "How many times must I remind you to aim for the heart or the head!" Alucard snapped.

"S, sorry Master…" Sera mumbled. Alucard crushed the ghoul under his heel. "Hmpf." Alucard grunted. "Stop your sniveling, we're close now." They had left the ghouls behind and had entered an area of the sewer that had many large tunnels branching outward, connecting to other branches, and branches upon those, to reach all parts of the city.

"Which way do you think they went?" Seras asked. Instantly Alucard pointed down a long winding path. "How can you tell?" But then Seras noticed the long claw marks across the walls. "Oh," she said, feeling rather foolish, "never mind then…"

As they walked, Alucard ran his fingers along the marks. "Looks like they've got themselves a werewolf. Those are pretty rare these days." Alucard said aloud, but to no particular person other than himself.

The radio sounded on Seras' hip, she strapped the Harkonnen to her back and answered the radio. "Alucard! Seras! What is taking you two so long!" Integra's voice thundered through the handheld. "Those damned Freaks should almost be to the Queen by now! Hurry it up!"

Seras sighed and clipped the radio back to her hip. Alucard was looking back at her expectantly. "Yes, Master?"

"Did you not hear Sir Integra?" Alucard asked. "The Freaks are just up ahead. Run along now and catch them."

"Alone, sir?" Seras asked worriedly.

"Are you questioning my orders Police Girl?"

"No, Master, my mistake." She said quickly. She un-slung her Harkonnen and ran forward. "I'll get there eventually." Alucard called after her. She ran seven minutes and rounded a bend in the tunnel. She was greeted by 15 Freaks all armed with machine guns, and five of them carrying an unsettling large payload of the explosive C4. Along with the Freaks were another 10 ghouls and an unmistakable werewolf in true form. (Besides the fur, claws and fangs, it is usually the ears that give them away.)

She was spotted, and soon all guns were aimed at her heart. 'Perhaps,' Seras thought as she raised her cannon, 'This entire day just feels like being sucky.' She fired off a shot that took three ghouls through the chest, before diving for cover.

She rolled through the rancid sewage and returned to her feet, with the Harkonnen reloaded. She fired again, blowing the head off of an oncoming Freak, but now had no time to reload. The Freaks had her pinned down from the rapid-fire, but the ghouls were surging toward her now. Grabbing at her, clawing, tearing at her uniform…. "Enough of this." Commanded her Master's voice.

Seras recognized one gunshot above the others, the distinctive blast from the Casull. Seras' ghoul problem was instantly solved, as they were suddenly blown to away, along with everyone else. Including Seras. She was hurled into the tunnel wall, as fire spread throughout the passage.

Through the flame, Seras could see rubble falling all around her. And somehow, though surrounded by chaos, Seras' mind found the undeniable truth. Alucard had deliberately shot the C4.

Her Master stepped over the dying flames and hauled Seras to her feet. "See that Police Girl? One shot and we're almost done. Just-like-that." Alucard snapped his fingers.

Her vision swam, and her head was throbbing, but Seras was compelled to ask the question; "Almost, Master?" Alucard turned to look at the wreckage. Freak body parts were strewn all over what was left of the walls and ceiling, and, Seras couldn't be sure through the hazy state her mind was in, but she could have sworn the rubble was shifting on its own.

"You'll find," Alucard said to her, "when you come across one, that werewolves are extremely stubborn creatures. In their true form, only decapitating the bastards work or, a silver bullet to a vital area."

The debris shifted again, before the werewolf erupted from it, roaring. "And I happen to have some in stock." Alucard continued. The werewolf was charging them now. Alucard raised the Jackal. "Observe." The werewolf leapt, and the bullet caught it right between the eyes, literally blowing its brains out. Seras could see the pieces of gray matter falling into the sewage.

"Lovely." Seras said with a disgusted frown.

When they resurfaced, into fresh air and onto the streets, they immediately took notice of Integra striding toward them.

She did not look pleased.

In fact, the woman was livid. Her face was red, and even from a distance a muscle in her jaw worked itself. "A-lu-card…!" she breathed through clenched teeth, she seemed to be on the brink of losing control. "Do you realize what you've done!" she screamed. "An entire city block, gone! Cars flying everywhere, sewage and fire blasting through the man holes!" Integra broke off and raised both hands to her temples.

"Why, why, why do you do this to me? Damn it Alucard! Hellsing is this close-" she made her fingers a centimeter apart, "-from being seized by the Royal government, again. And you blow up the sewers! Damn it all! Do you realize that the only reason we are even allowed to continue operation is because the Freaks got so bad in our absence that they had no choice!"

A young man came running to them. "Sir Integra! The police chief would like to have a word with you!"

Integra nodded and vaguely waved him away. "Alucard," she said dropping her voice so that only Seras and Alucard would hear, "we know you had your fun with Incognito, but you must control yourself! The both of you are to immediately return to your quarters." Integra returned her normal voice. "We will resume this conversation later." She added firmly.

Alucard said nothing as Integra walked away to deal with the chief, instead he quietly faded away, probably already in his chambers. Seras, on the other hand could not as of yet teleport from place to place and was forced to take a ride with the rest of the troop.

Several hours later, in the Hellsing Manor, Seras was making her way down to her room, looking forward to blissful sleep after the tongue-lashing herself and Alucard had received. "Oh, Alucaarrrddd…." Came Integra's falsely sweet voice, "I've got a job for yoouu…." Despite her best efforts, Seras' curiosity got the better of her, she tiptoed to the door of Integra's room, she could easily make out the voices inside.

"Yes, Master." came Alucard's deep voice. "Did you need me for something?"

"Why, yes Alucard I did." Integra answered. "My toilet isn't flushing properly."

"You're point being..?"

"Well, since it is your fault that the sewers and plumbing are out of whack, I'd like you to fix it."

"Fix it? I am a vampire, not a plumber, Master" Alucard slid the 'Master' in just at the last second, so as to not visibly show disrespect, but he knew it would be picked up that way at any rate.

Integra's tone became dark, "I'd like to see you try anyway, servant, so go ahead and give it a shot."

"As you command my Master." From within the room, three loud cracks were heard. Seras burst in at the sound of the gunshots, and was drenched by water. The toilet had been blown apart, and there stood Alucard in front of it, Jackal aimed at where the seat should have been.

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