"Oi, West!" Prussia yelled at his younger brother. "What is it, Prussia?" Germany asked. "I was just wondering, have you done Italy yet?" Germany spit his beer out as his face started turning red. "Have I…?" but he couldn't finish as thoughts of a half naked Italy flashed into his mind. "Nein, bruder. And I don't believe that it's any of your business." He said, gaining back his composure."West, you pussy! Are you afraid because it's your first time? If you don't take control, you're going to be a virgin forever!" Prussia yelled, wrapping his arm around the blonde nations' shoulders. Germany spluttered, not knowing how to respond. His face turned red, as he became flustered.

At that moment, Italy walked in. "Hey Ita-chan! West here, has something to tell you!" Prussia said, pushing his brother toward the smaller male. "Ve~ What is it, Doitsu?" Italy said, rocking on his heels. "Italy…" Germany said, clearing his throat. "Uhm, will you come to my bedroom?" Germany whispered. Italy nodded, "Ve~ Why Doitsu?" Germany blushed, thinking about the reason. "I just… Need to talk to you…" he told him. "But we can talk out here!" Italy replied. Germnay sighed a bit, "But this is private." He said, lifting up Italy and taking him to his room.

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"So Ita-chan, what did West want to talk to you about?" Prussia asked with a smirk. "Oh! Doitsu didn't want to talk at all! He just wanted to make love with me!" Italy giggled. Germany practically died in the other room.