A Little Shock
A Tasertricks Fic
Loki x Darcy
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When Darcy Lewis came into work on Tuesday morning, the last thing she expected was to walk into the homicidal God of Mischief; yet there she was, flailing as she fell to the ground in an undignified heap as green eyes stared down at her.
Standing up fast enough to make her head spin, she called out in case anyone was in the lab, "Nobody freak out, but the guy that destroyed New York is standing right in front of me."
Loki smirked, " You are Miss Foster's assistant?"
"Yep." Darcy nodded her head slowly, hand inching toward the taser hidden in her bag, "And you're Thor's brother. The one that tried to take over the world and is supposed to be locked up."
He grimaced, "Yes, but the Allfather-"
Loki was cut off as he started convulsing, falling to the floor. Darcy's eyes widened, standing frozen with her taser held loosely in her palm. A few moments passed before she decided she could breathe again.
She nudged the fallen god with foot and braced in case he jumped up to exact his revenge. To her relief, he was out cold. She knelt down, staring at him with a furrowed brow. He seemed a lot less threatening up close, but the fact her was knocked out might have helped. She was just about to poke his face to see if his cheekbones - damn, his cheekbones- were real when Jane walked in, looking up from the papers she was reading.
"Darcy!" Her eyes widened, "What did you do?"
Darcy straightened up, "Don't worry, crisis averted; he's down. Now we just have to call S.H.I.E.L.D and they'll lock him up."
"You tasered him?" Jane knelt down to check his vital signs, "Why?"
Darcy shot her a look, "Uh, duh. It's Loki. That guy who tried to take over the world, you remember?"
"He was sent here from Asgard to help with the Einstein-Rosen Bridge!" She propped him up and tried to lift him onto a chair, "I can't believe you tasered him!"
Darcy grabbed his other arm and together the two women maneuvered him onto the seat, where he limply leant against the frame, "Well, in my defense, I didn't know."
"He should be fine." Jane cast a glance at him, before turning back to her intern, "He's been stripped of his powers, so he's relatively harmless and there are agents posted at the doors."
"Okay then, you seen to have this under control." Darcy slipped her taser into her bag, "So, i'm just going to go input some data and leave the two of you here."
Jane glared, "I don't think so. You tase him, you look after him."
"I can't babysit a homicidal maniac! I'm too young to die!"
"You should have thought of that first." Jane shook her head, "Honestly, I'd have thought you'd learnt your lesson by now."
Darcy scoffed, "Fine, next time there's a mass murderer in front of me, i'll make sure I invite him out to lunch first."
But soon enough, Darcy found herself sitting impatiently with music playing from her earphones, waiting for Loki to wake.
An hour or so later, green eyes shot open.
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Fin.
One of my favorite ships. Hope you enjoyed.