The Cook-off
(Shake is watching TV)
Shake: Dracula why couldn't you be here...we could rule for aaaaaaallllllllllllll eternity!
(Frylock floats in with cooking supplies)
Shake: Finally your making food call me when it's done.
Frylock: Shake I'm not cooking lunch.
Shake: Then what's with all the cooking shit?
(Meatwad rolls in)
Meatwad: ...Yeah what's with all the cooking shit?
Frylock: Me and Carl are attending a cooking competition in the city today.
Shake: What's the point of that?
Frylock: A gold trophy.
Shake: That's only slightly interesting.
Frylock: Check channel 7, It'll show the cook-off...well I'm out.
(Frylock leaves)
Meatwad: You think he'll win?
Shake: It's not my problem.
TV ANNOUNCER: We'll be right with these messages.
Shake: What's sooooo important that they have to stop Dracula!
TV ANNOUNCER: The New Jersey cook-off is bound to be exciting as people from around the world and beyond will be competing in the cook-off of the year!
Shake: We know ya bastard now turn back to Dracula!
Meatwad: Why did he say beyond?
TV ANNOUNCER: the prize for first place is a gold trophy given by the great Chef Paolo and...
Shake: AND WHAT DAMMIT I WANT TO SEE MY MOVIE!
TV ANNOUNCER:...a $5000 check to the first place winner.
(Shake and Meatwad jaw drops)
Shake: Holy...Fuck Dracula I want that paper!
Meatwad: With that kind of money I could get boxy brown that perm he been wantin!
Shake: Screw boxy...with that kind of money I could start pimpin!
TV ANNOUNCER: The registration fee is a dollar and starts at 4:00PM today!
(Commercial ends)
Shake: its 2:30PM! We need to get downtown...and we need money...and stuff to cook with.
Meatwad: How we gonna do all that?
Shake: Don't worry for I have a plan...first we get cooking crap...then I'll figure I't out as I go.
(cuts to outside)
Shake: Dammit they took Carl's car!
Meatwad: Lets hitch a ride.
Shake: Okay you get a cab for us and I'll be right back!
Meatwad: Okay.
(cuts to shake in the kitchen)
Shake: Gonna need this.
(cuts to the back of the house)
Shake: Definitely need this...my secret ingrident!
Meatwad: Hey Shake I caught a cab!
(cuts to the front of the house)
Meatwad: Whats that bag and bat fo?
Shake: I'll explain in the cab.
