The Cook-off

(Shake is watching TV)

Shake: Dracula why couldn't you be here...we could rule for aaaaaaallllllllllllll eternity!

(Frylock floats in with cooking supplies)

Shake: Finally your making food call me when it's done.

Frylock: Shake I'm not cooking lunch.

Shake: Then what's with all the cooking shit?

(Meatwad rolls in)

Meatwad: ...Yeah what's with all the cooking shit?

Frylock: Me and Carl are attending a cooking competition in the city today.

Shake: What's the point of that?

Frylock: A gold trophy.

Shake: That's only slightly interesting.

Frylock: Check channel 7, It'll show the cook-off...well I'm out.

(Frylock leaves)

Meatwad: You think he'll win?

Shake: It's not my problem.

TV ANNOUNCER: We'll be right with these messages.

Shake: What's sooooo important that they have to stop Dracula!

TV ANNOUNCER: The New Jersey cook-off is bound to be exciting as people from around the world and beyond will be competing in the cook-off of the year!

Shake: We know ya bastard now turn back to Dracula!

Meatwad: Why did he say beyond?

TV ANNOUNCER: the prize for first place is a gold trophy given by the great Chef Paolo and...

Shake: AND WHAT DAMMIT I WANT TO SEE MY MOVIE!

TV ANNOUNCER:...a $5000 check to the first place winner.

(Shake and Meatwad jaw drops)

Shake: Holy...Fuck Dracula I want that paper!

Meatwad: With that kind of money I could get boxy brown that perm he been wantin!

Shake: Screw boxy...with that kind of money I could start pimpin!

TV ANNOUNCER: The registration fee is a dollar and starts at 4:00PM today!

(Commercial ends)

Shake: its 2:30PM! We need to get downtown...and we need money...and stuff to cook with.

Meatwad: How we gonna do all that?

Shake: Don't worry for I have a plan...first we get cooking crap...then I'll figure I't out as I go.

(cuts to outside)

Shake: Dammit they took Carl's car!

Meatwad: Lets hitch a ride.

Shake: Okay you get a cab for us and I'll be right back!

Meatwad: Okay.

(cuts to shake in the kitchen)

Shake: Gonna need this.

(cuts to the back of the house)

Shake: Definitely need this...my secret ingrident!

Meatwad: Hey Shake I caught a cab!

(cuts to the front of the house)

Meatwad: Whats that bag and bat fo?

Shake: I'll explain in the cab.