((A/N: I was bored. Sorry.))
Disclaimer: I do not own anything but some bubble gum
and a pair of headphones.
Morbid Writes Batman Vignettes
Subtitle: Because She
Was Bored
Starring all your
friendly neighborhood super villains, and our local Cowl-head. Yay!
The door to the recreation room flew off its hinges as an explosion rocked the building. Several inmates stared in wonder as Batman stepped in.
"Okay! Everyone out!" he yelled, pointing insistently towards the door.
"Batsy? You're springing us from Arkham?" A thoroughly confused Harley Quinn asked, blinking.
"Yes. Now out! Ouuuut!" Batman waved his arms wildly.
"Why the breakout?" Two-Face raised a brow, flipping his coin.
"I'm sick of having to catch you people all the time! This town has a huge police force, you know. I mean, look at the size of the police headquarters. Yet whenever you escape, I catch you! The police just manage to be there to hand you to the doctors! I'm retiring! I wanna see Gordon and his crew running around instead of me hopping buildings!" Batman finished, crossing his arms. "Now escape, damnit!"
"Neat!" Joker snickered, hopping up off the couch. "Let's go and give the police the old runaround!"
The entire population of Arkham entered Gotham at the same time and wreaked havoc. The police force was so overworked that the volunteers quit and the paid workers were killed over time. Eventually the villains took over the city, but they got into an argument about whose turn it was to rob the key points of Gotham. Eventually they all killed each other, except for Jervis, who finally bought his island and is happily selling sunbonnets to this day.
The end.