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DR47: I don't own anything.
This story was first posted under the title of 'Shopping', written by me. But everybody got so confused that this time I just want to clear things up.
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Everything is said by Harry! In some parts he is merely repeating what Hermione is saying. It's just a different approach on writing.
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"Hermione, where are you dragging me?"
"The clothes shop."
"Oh Lord, why me?"
"What? I didn't say anything!"
"Yes, I'm sure."
"Why are we going to the shops?"
"To look for a dress?"
"Why?"
"For a party?"
"What party?"
"Oh, Ginny's 18th birthday party."
"And why do I have to come?"
"Because?"
"Because is not an answer."
"Because I need something to wear too?"
"No, I don't!"
"I do?"
"I have clothes at home though."
"What? They're not good enough?
"Oh fine! Can we just hurry up and go?"
"Why not?"
"I whine to much do I?"
"No, I don't! You whine to much!"
"Right, I'm immature!"
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"Ok, we're here now."
"Well, just pick any shop!"
"I don't care which one."
"Fine, I'll choose then."
"That shop!"
"Why not that one?!"
"Okay, okay! That one then."
"That one's ok, good!"
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"That dress is nice,"
"It's not?"
"Why?"
"Oh, the colours don't match your skin tone. Right!"
"And it's too short!"
"Sheesh!"
"No! No! I didn't say that!"
"I think you would look hot in it!"
"I have got no fashion sense, do I?"
"And I don't know what women want to hear?"
"Okay, I get the picture!"
"What about a nice skirt?"
"No?"
"You only want a dress."
"But there's thousands!"
"Stop complaining?"
"Fine!"
"You want that dress."
"Because it brings out your eyes? Right, I knew that!"
"You want to look at shoes now! But we just got here!"
"Shoes are more important?"
"Fine then, we'll look at shoes!"
"Oh man, why did I ever agree to do this?"
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"How do you expect to wear those?"
"The heel is so thin it looks like it's about to break!"
"Why don't you try these on?"
"No?"
"Because they're not high heels?"
"But they match the dress you liked."
"What! You don't like that dress now?"
"Why not?"
"Oh, because you want a pokka-dot one now?"
"Why pokka-dot's?"
"I ask too many questions do I?"
"Because it's adorable?"
"Hermione, since when did you care about being adorable?"
"No! I didn't mean it like that!"
"You are adorable … I mean beautiful, I mean … um …"
"Hey, you're the one who dragged me into this!"
"Sorry! I'm sorry, ok!"
"Who could of ever thought shopping could be so much a drama?"
"Ok, so you've decided on those ones."
"You're sure?"
"The black high heels? Yes?"
"Good, I'll go pay for them,"
"WAIT!?!"
"What is it now?"
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"Come on Hermione, come out."
"I'm sure it looks great on you!"
"I promise I won't laugh,"
"Whoa!"
"You look amazing!"
"Yes you do!"
"It makes you look fat?!"
"What? I don't know you at all?"
"Of course I do!"
"Please stop crying!"
"Please!"
"You want a hug?"
"Do you feel better now?"
"Yes?"
"I love you too!"
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"So you've decided on that dress, yes?"
"Well I'm glad that's over!"
"Come on, let's go home."
"WHAT!?"
"We still have to get something for me?!"
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The End
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I'm sorry if there were any confusion or punctuation errors!
Please don't hassle me about them!