kuro-chan: WHATS UP GUYS!

Zero: *facepalm* this is so stupid.

Kuro-chan: shut up queen-sama. my fanfic isn't that bad.

Zero: ...um...yeah fluffies aren't my thing.

Kuro-chan: so you want a lemon *evil grin* fufufu

Zero: NO. DON'T YOU DARE PAIR ME WITH SOLEM!

Kuro-chan: ha you'll get it later. anyway guys this is my first fanfic. well, my first UPLOADED fanfic. i have a ton of OC characters too so expect to see a anime X oc soon. anyways...zero do the honors of the disclaimer!

Zero: boooooring! anyway-

Me: *cuts in*

Disclaimer: i do not own any of the characters from yu yu hakusho. i do not own the setting either nor the anime this is for entertainment purposes only. i DO own the plot. and I DO own Zero.

Zero: you don't own me -_-

Kuro-chan: yeh ur right...Ace does. XD

Zero: grrrr

(y/n) means your name. you insert your name there. on to the fanfiction!

Chapter 1: The Witch of the Real World

Kurama was sent to Prince Koenma's office that day to speak of a new mission. even though the team was disbanded and Yusuke was fired as ghost detective, Koenma still had Kurama do some of his dirty work.

"Yes, sir? You mentioned something about a mission for me?", Said the fox.

Kurama was really a fox demon that had been hurt in battle. so he disguised himself as a human to rest.

" i need you to kidnap someone for me, Kurama. A girl named (y/n).", said the prince.

"why?"

" because, she's a witch."

kurama glared at the small figure sitting on books to keep his head atleast above the desk.

"If you are asking me to burn this girl at the stake i'm not interested, for i do not quite like the smell of burning flesh."

" no no no, i simply want you to bring her to this world. "

" may i ask what world is she in now? "

" the real world where we were a silly TV show made in Japan. "

This was true. Yu Yu Hakusho was only a TV show. They discovered this not too long after the show had ended. Their lives now rarely move forward and only do in Fanfictions that freakish fangirls made. mostly about kurama and hiei though.

" Why do you want her so badly?"

"just do it, kurama. Oh, and bring Hiei with you. The girl is ALSO part wolf."

" a...half witch half wolf? That is just puzzling...why would something like that be in the real world?"

" I honestly have no idea what to tell you. All i know is that i got a letter from my father to do as he said and bring her here. now hop to it."

"...what does that mean?"

" it means get to work! they say it in the real world."

" yes, sir..."

END

kuro-chan: welp that's the end of chapter one. ik it's all dialog but i was like 10 years old when i made this one.

Zero: you act like ur better now since you're 14...humans are weird.

Kuro-chan: agreed. XD.

Izaya: but you just have to love them!^^

Zero: oi! what did i say about having izaya crossover in our convos after the chapter!

Kuro-chan: but he's soooo hot and clever^^

Izaya: *dangles Kuro-chan off a building; then steals her phone and stomps on it manaically*

Kuro-Chan: T.T ok get rid of him.

Zero: nah. i think i'll watch the show :} see you next chapter guys~

Kuro-Chan: THAT'S MY LINE!