Chapter One: Blue Moon and New Moon
My name is Stan Marsh, I have black hair and blue eyes, I was born in Colorado and I am fifteen years old, I love listening to Indie music and I think that Twilight totally sucks ass, but I guess that's enough for introductions right now. I glanced at myself in the mirror and saw my tired blue eyes looking back at me, I didn't get much sleep last night, and Wendy kept IM'ing me asking me to go out with her again. I looked at myself in the mirror again, maybe I should wear make-up, I thought. But no, I didn't want to be a plastic clone like everyone else.
"Stan hurry you're going to be late for school!" Mom called.
"Fine," I grumbled running my brush through my hair and grabbing my back pack before running out the door. While I was walking to school I bumped into the infamous Wendy.
"Hey," She said in that annoying squeaky voice of hers.
"Hi," I said trying to be polite but in my head I was thinking go away you freak bitch.
"Wanna come to my place tonight?" She asked running her short fat tongue over her bottom lip trying to look sexy.
"Uh I can't," I said.
"Why not?" She demanded placing her turtley hands on her size twenty hips, well her hands were a little above her hips but still.
"I have to watch my sister," I lied.
"Ooh I know, we can have a threesome!" She exclaimed.
"Sorry Wendy but the answer is still no," I said before turning to walk off, I was glad Wendy didn't chase after me like she did last time. Last time when she chased after me, she latched on to me and started humping my leg; I had to see a shrink after that. I then pulled out my mobile and started to call Kyle, I let it ring for a few minutes but when he didn't pick up I slammed it closed in defeat, he only answered his cell every once in a blue moon.
"Hey Stan," I heard the ugly voice of Wendy say.
"What?" I asked trying not to let my irritation show.
"Do you want to go see New Moon with me when it comes out?" She asked in a sick sweet tone moving closer to me.
"Hell no," I replied backing up.
"Oh come on it will be fun and besides they are all so hot!" She exclaimed.
"No they're not and I don't want to go!" I said not caring if my irritation showed or not.
"Fine you're just a big bully!" Wendy cried out and she ran off in the other direction, I laughed as I saw her get smaller and smaller and I continued my journey to school.