I've often herd stories about these kinds of things, but I never thought it could be this hard. It was unimaginable. The last thing I remember is rocking back and forth in the corner. If there was one thing, just one thing in the world that was truly imposable, this was it. I was trying to escape the thought of Twilight.
Tales of a Twilighter.
August 5th 2008
I have only read one book, the first one. It was truly amazing. I could not put it down. In the time span of thirty six hours, I finished Twilight. I now, eagerly await getting New Moon. I, unfortunately must wait two days… Two dreadfully long days. Not to mention, I, the idiot that I am, had to look at the Twilight trailer, which was amazingly awesome! Sadly, I then realized I had to wait five long months till the movie. So now, I impatiently await New Moon, and the Twilight movie, and the Avatar Movie, but that is beside the point. (Yes, you guessed it, I am an Avatard) Anyway… I hate what Twilight has done to me… I'm under its evil spell; it's evil, evil spell.
Curls up in corner and rocks back and forth I will not think about Twilight, I will not think about Twilight, I will not think about Twilight… Continues for five hours until slowly falling into a deep sleep
Whew, back! Sorry about that… I'm clinically insane… AHHHHHHH!! Why did I just scream? I don't know either…I think I'm just sleep deprived… Looks at clock oh, it's only 10:17... Maybe I'm just on drugs. Yep, that must be it. Wow, I'm really getting away from the subject of Twilight, aren't I? Oh, well! You shall listen to my insane rant on Twilight, or not…
Really, I'm only posting this because my friends are tired of my constant talking about Twilight. It's not my fault it's such an awesome book, is it? TWILIGHT!! GAH!! EDWARD!! GAH!! ZUKO-wait… That's my other obsession… TWILIGHT!! Yes, that the right one… I have too many obsessions; I can't keep track of them all… Well, that was an inside look at my mind… So you can see I have a problem... A lot of them.
This has been my first Tale of a Twilighter.
Thanks for putting up with my insane outbursts and what not…