GlOranges
A/N: I know this story may seem weird but my friend, Yochabel, gave me the idea for it as she wanted me to write a story. Hope you like it :P
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee
It was a warm and sunny afternoon in Lima, Ohio at William McKinley High School. Noah Puckerman was walking towards the choir room for Glee practice after school. He walked through the door and couldn't believe his eyes. All the members in Glee Club were eating Oranges!. He freaked out and ran as fast as he could.
"What's with Puck running out like that?" asked Finn as he placed the orange peel into the big.
"I don't know" stated Rachel as he got up from her chair, "Maybe we should go and check on him"
"I am going to check on Puck." Finn got up and left the room followed by Artie, Sam and Mike.
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Puck ran to the only place he knew that nobody would find him, the girls bathroom near the science labs. Little did he know that the boys in Glee Club decided to look there first as they knew that it would be the last place that he would think that he would be found in.
"Puck, man, why were you so freaked out back there?" asked Finn as he saw Puck crouched down on the floor.
"Was it Rachel's sweater" thought Sam.
"I just don't want to talk about it"
"OK then buddy but you still need to come to Glee practise we are deciding on our set list for Nationals"
"Fine" said Puck hesitantly, He couldn't let them find out about his secret.
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On Facebook later that night
Rachel Berry: Puckerman why were you so scared today at Glee
Puckerman: Your sweater just scared me a little
Mercedes 'Diva' Jones, Kurt Hummel, Brittany S. Pierce and 35 others like this
Rachel Berry: I find that very insulting
Kurt Hummel: I find it hilarious
Puckerman, Santana Lopez and 88 others like this
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Mercedes 'Diva' Jones: Who's up for another oranges party again tomorrow at Glee Club
Finn Hudson: I'm in :P
Mike Chang: Me too :P
Quinn Fabray: Wouldn't miss it
Puckerman: Why can't we have another type of fruit party
Finn Hudson: But Oranges are totally Awesome
Mercedes 'Diva' Jones, Quinn Fabray, Mike Chang and 241 others like this
Finn Hudson: My point exactly
Kurt Hummel: Finn Hudson dinner is ready and guess what's for dessert
Finn Hudson: ORANGES!
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Puck was heading towards another Glee Club practice. He knew that there was going to be Oranges there, he read it last night on Facebook. He was going to try his hardest to ignore them and pretend that they weren't there. He walked through the door to find the entire place covered in Oranges. Everywhere. On the floor. On the chairs. Even in the piano. Puck saw this and ran yet again. He couldn't handle it. They were everywhere.
"Puck!" screamed Finn as he saw his best friend yet again left the choir room in a panic. Puck wandered the halls of McKinley for a few minutes before returning to the choir room.
"Man, why do you keep running away like that" asked Finn. Puck couldn't take it anymore. He had to tell someone. It was becoming too much to bear.
"Yes, I have a fear of Oranges" Puck finally blurted it out. Everyone in the choir room dropped their mouths.
"What!" said most of the club in unison.
"I have a fear of Oranges. Now get them away from me before I have a panic attack" Everyone at once placed all the Oranges in the bin. Most of the girls in Glee came up to Puck to comfort him.
"Man, what makes you fear them?" asked Sam, confused by the unusual fear.
"There so round, and Orange, and they are sweet and sour. What's with that? Why can't they just be sweet?"
"Sorry Noah, But that is one of the most stupid things I have ever heard" laughed Santana.
"That's really mean" said Puck, nearly in tears.
"I promise that we won't have any Oranges in Glee Club ever again" said Rachel to which everyone in Glee agreed.
A/N: Please tell me what you think :P