Hello people and welcome to the first chapter of my new story. Quick info is that this is going to be a Sherlock crossover chapter where there will be some JohnxOC and I will also be introducing a new character based off one of my bestest friends ever. I think that's it enjoy :D

*Flashback*

"Ok so tell me again. What exactly you were doing in a box that's all magically harry potter tentish?" my best friend Bingley asked looking very confused. I sighed at the thought of having to explain yet again about my travels with the Doctor to her.
"Alright I'll give you the short version. My dad has been writing a book about a 900 year old alien ever since I was a little girl and for the longest time I thought he was completely fictional till I met him on the day my teacher Ms. Carlisle died and then after that I went and traveled with him for a year we saved reality and I then left him because I thought he was going to dump me like he did with all his other companions" I explained. Bingley just nodded looking at me like I was crazy.
"I'm serious" I told her. She had been the first person besides my dad who I had talked to about this. I knew I could trust her because after I had come back to school I had been told that my old best friend Sadie didn't want to hang out with me anymore because I had changed. So I was sort of friendless for the rest of the year. Then when I went to my Dad's for the summer I ran into the marvelous person I now know today as one of my bestest friends Bingley Mason, which isn't her real name it's just a nickname people gave her because they thought it would be hysterical if we were Bingley and Darcy.

"So wait when all those planets were in the sky you and the Doctor were the ones who put them back and saved the planet?" she asked smiling at me. I nodded at her.
"That's pretty freakin' amazing" she told me.
"You mean you're not freaked out about this at all?" I asked her completely surprised at her reaction.
"Are you serious? No! That's brilliant but why'd you walk away from it all? You could've traveled forever with the Doctor" she shouted but then I had to cover her mouth with my hand because Donna was in the house and she was speaking quite loudly.
"Remember Donna can't know anything about him or else her brain will explode" I whispered to her.
"But still you could've traveled instead of being stuck in this old boring place" she said.
"Oh like I didn't think of that thanks for mentioning that to me" I said to her sarcastically.

"I think you're gonna see him again" she told me.
"Right and then I'll marry him" I joked with her. And we both laughed at that.
"Just remember when you do see him and go run off with him again make sure to visit little old me at some point" she said.
"Are you serious of course I will" I said hugging her.

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"Now the London Museum of Natural History" the Doctor said landing the TARDIS.

"Yay" Macy squeaked out one of the few words she knew. The others were Mummy, Daddy, TORDIS (her attempt at saying TARDIS), and shoe.

"Hang on a museum? Can't we just go to the real places?" I asked strapping Macy into her carrier on my back.
"Yes but how would I know how I'm doing in the discovery of ancient artifacts department. I get the feeling River's finding more stuff than me these days" the Doctor said opening the door. He had landed us in an area that was dedicated to the 1940's.

"Oh my god is that what I think it is?" the Doctor said out loud looking at a manikin they had of Albert Einstein and on his head was a fez. I smiled at the Doctor.
"Control yourself Doctor we'll get you a fez later" I said trying to make him walk on hoping he wouldn't steal it in broad daylight.
"But look it's just right there calling me to place it on my head" He whined as I tried to drag him away from it.

"Macy say Daddy needs that fez" the Doctor told her.

"Daddy ees cat hez" she tried to mumble out.
"See she says I need it. And you don't want to go against your daughters wishes right?" he asked.
"Macy say Daddy's an idiot" I told her.
"IDIOT" she shouted with a smile on her face. Everyone gave me a disgraced look for letting my daughter say that word. I just laughed.
"Great nice word to teach her" he said to me and we smiled and laughed at each other. Things had been quite peaceful after our wedding and everything was going marvelously. Mostly we had spent our time traveling and visiting people with the occasional moments of River staying with us for awhile.

"So now where to first?" he asked himself and then he saw some sign and grabbed my wrist and we playfully ran into the area that was supposed to be dedicated to fossils but there was nothing there except for one fossil. There seemed to be some huge press conference going on and people were asking this man with gray hair questions.

"Detective inspector Lestrade the Tyrannosaurus Rex was one of the second last remaining fossils that hadn't been stolen till now making this the seventh stolen fossil from the museum. Any theories onto what is going on?" A reporter asked.

"Well so far all we noticed is that the thief has left no signs on how they have managed to take the fossils not to mention we've been wondering on how one even manages to hide 7 dinosaur fossils going by unnoticed. But right now I'm hiring one of our best people onto the job and I'm sure the fossils will be returned soon" he told the crowd

Sherlock Holmes stared at the girl across from him sitting on his couch. She had long light brown hair blue eyes and wore glasses. She just sort of stared at him back wondering what on earth he was doing. This had been one of the weirdest job interviews she had ever encountered. He hadn't spoken for about 2 minutes.
"So I should let you know that this job won't pay that much to help you pay your way through college" he told her. She raised an eyebrow at him.

"How'd you know I needed this job for college money?" she asked. Sherlock rolled his eyes at her.

"Your sweatshirt"

"My sweatshirt?"

"Looks like it hasn't even been washed yet so you must have bought it recently and who usually buys new college sweatshirts? Incoming college students or someone gave it to you. But I don't think someone just gave it to you I think you bought it to show off how smart you truly are and show off the college you got into which isn't bad. However considering that the college you are going to is quite expensive and you don't really seem wealthy. I'm going with the idea that you're on financial aid looking for easy jobs to help you pay your way through college" he told her. She looked at him amazed.
"Correct" she told him.
"No need to tell me" he smiled at her.

"So now what's your name?" he asked her. She smirked at him. She found it funny that he had made such a correct assumption about her and he hadn't even known what her name was.
"Bingley Mason" she told him.
"Real name?" he said catching her lie.
"Alexandra Josephine Mason" she admitted.
"Bingley's better" he nodded. Bingley leaned back in her chair wondering what was going to happen next. She wanted this job so bad because of how easy it seemed all she had to do was update some blog and she would get paid for it not to mention any money she got paid with was good with her because she was desperate to start paying off her college loans now before they would become an even huger burden in her life. Sherlock then got a text on his phone.
"Your hired meet me and my colleague at the London Museum of Natural History at 11 pm" he said looking up from his phone.
"Huh?" she asked completely confused.
"Do you want the job or not?" he asked her.
"Why do I have to go to a museum?" she asked.
"To write down notes. That's part of your job you write down notes on my cases detail by detail and update them on my blog. Simple isn't it" he said.
"No that would mean I have to follow you around everywhere" she said.
"I'll only text you when you're needed won't take that much of your time up" he told her. Bingley thought about it for a moment.
"Some of my cases are dangerous" he added. Bingley was suddenly paying attention now. He must have known how badly she needed some adventure in her life. She hadn't been up to much lately because she had felt so lonely not to mention that she hadn't seen her best friend Darcy in forever and Darcy was usually the one who would add adventure to her life. Sherlock smiled at her sudden attention towards the job.
"So the museum at 11 then? See you there" he said leading her out the door of his flat.
"I haven't even said yes" Bingley said blocking him from closing her door by putting her foot in the way.
"Your voice didn't but your face did" he said closing the door.

Damn it he's right Bingley said looking at herself in the mirror that was in the hallway. Then she ran to her flat to finish some homework and prepared herself for the long night ahead of her.

I looked at my watch and saw that it was 11 o'clock at night. I let out a loud yawn. The Doctor had decided that he wanted to figure out how these dinosaurs were being stolen because he had noticed the thief had left behind no signs of how he had stolen them.
"Ok so why couldn't we just let the police handle this?" I asked.

"The police are stupid they don't notice things as well as I do" he said. I rolled my eyes at him.
"How we do we plan to stop this so called thief when we do see him? You're not exactly Bruce Lee in the fighting department and I have a baby strapped to my back" I said to him.

"Well I haven't really thought about that but when the time comes I'm sure I'll think of something" he said. I nodded and listened to how silent the museum was.

"So while we're just standing here I think we should go nab that fez" the Doctor suggested. I laughed at him and finally said

"Alright"

So here I was standing in a empty museum with two men I barely knew bored out of my mind with a flashlight in my hand waiting for someone to steal some stupid dinosaur bones. Great just how I love to spend my Saturdays I thought sarcastically in my head. The only upside to this so far was that Sherlock's colleague John Watson was muy caliente in a sort of kittenish way I think that makes sense. Not to mention he was a doctor and I just happened to be going to school to become a nurse. It's just one similarity doesn't mean you were meant for each other the nagging negative voice in my head said.

"So your boyfriend dosen't mind you staying out late for work?" John asked to make conversation.
"I don't have a boyfriend. What about you?" I asked.
"Don't have a boyfriend either" he joked making me laugh. Sherlock was pacing looking around at where the previous fossils had been.
"Whatever happened to the murders I used to solve? How is it I'm stuck here looking for dinosaur bones? Why do we even need these things there not even that interesting" Sherlock said I think to himself.

"Well I would think this is better than people getting killed" I said to him.
"But that's so much more interesting than this. The next case the police are probably going to have me solve is getting a kitten out of tree. The police are so needy sometimes" he said. John laughed. Sherlock and I looked at him.

"The imagery of you saving a kitten from a tree is quite hysterical though" John admitted and then I started laughing along with him. Just then we heard footsteps and we went silence and quickly ran for a place to hide. We saw two people standing where we had just been. One was a man and the other was a woman with a backpack or something on her back. If it hadn't been so dark we would have been able to see them. The man had something in his hand from the looks of it I would have to say a fez?
"Come on try it on" he said to the woman.
"No I'll look ridiculous you're the only who can pull it off" the woman said to him. I froze for a second. I knew that voice.
"No" I whispered and then I saw that Sherlock and John also seemed to recognize the voice.

"Darcy?" John whispered.

"You know her?" I asked and Sherlock shhhd me. I saw the man put the fez on Darcy's head and it immediately fell over her eyes making her ears stick out and she laughed at the man.

"But it just doesn't make sense" John said to Sherlock still keeping an eye on Darcy and the man.
"It does though. Haven't you ever noticed how she can perfectly go under the radar. A robbery would be the perfect job for her to commit" Sherlock said.
"No she would never do that. Trust me I know her and she wouldn't even be able to get a bone out the front door without getting caught" I whispered to Sherlock remembering how Darcy was sometimes really bad at sneaking around.

"How do you know her?" John and Sherlock asked.
"She's my best friend" I said watching Darcy take the hat off and place it on the man's head and then kiss him.

I was smiling while I kissed the Doctor and really happy that Macy was still asleep after the ruckus we had made trying to look for that fez in the dark museum.
"So it's about midnight and I see no thief. What do you say we go back to the TARDIS put Macy in bed and pop in a movie then go to….Hawaii in the 1950's" I smiled at him. The Doctor looked around the place one more time and then looked back at me.

"Sure why not" he said grabbing my hand. And then I heard the strange noise of wings flapping and the next thing I knew I was flying in the air. I looked up saw a Pterodactyl was carrying me by Macy's carrier.
"DOCTOR" I screamed.
"Hang on I'm trying to think of something" he said running around pointing his sonic at it. I started to slide out of straps on my carrier.

"Sherlock remember when they did that drugs bust on your flat?" I heard John ask.
"Um yes John… yes I do" Sherlock said.

"Did they ever find anything because I'm getting the feeling I'm not seeing this through sober eyes" John said as we watched the Pterodactyl fly around the museum.

"I'm not sure anymore" Sherlock said. This just isn't real I thought seeing a real live dinosaur carrying my friend away from here. I her saw sliding out of the backpack she was carrying and then she fell to the ground with a large thud that could've knocked any normal person out but she just got back up and grabbed her shoe.
"GIVE ME MY BABY BACK YOU STUPID FLYING CHICKEN" she shouted at the Pterodactyl flying over us now. BABY I thought Darcy had, had a baby and didn't tell me. Then Darcy threw her shoe at it but missed and I saw it was coming towards us.
"Duck" I said to Sherlock and John. I knew what Darcy could do with shoes and it really hurts when you get hit by one. I moved out of the way and Sherlock got hit in the head. Darcy then collapsed to the ground probably from how badly she had hit her head from her landing. The man ran up to Darcy and caught her before she could hit the ground. John ran out from his hiding place.

"John what are you doing?" I whispered but he ignored me.
"Move out of the way" he said to the man in this authoritive voice that I had noticed many doctor's seemed to use when I had volunteered at the hospital before college.
"No I've got it" the man said to him looking at Darcy.
"She'll be fine if you give her to me" John told him.
"I'm a Doctor" John and the man said in unison. DOCTOR I shouted in my mind.
"Hang are you the Doctor?" I asked walking up to the man and John. Now that I got a closer look at him I saw he had dark floppy hair and greenish eyes and an adorable face. His clothing however was questionable. He wore a tweed jacket, a bow tie, suspenders, and combat boots. The man finally looked up from Darcy.
"Hello John" he said to John surprised to see him there.
"Doctor?" John asked.

"Wait you know him to?" I asked.
"Bloody hell that woman has an arm. And why are you so surprised John you should know that married people travel in pairs" Sherlock said rubbing his head where Darcy's shoe had hit him.

"Nice to see you again Sherlock" the Doctor said. Darcy stirred in the Doctor's arms and her eyelids started to flutter.

"Doctor it toke Macy" she said not paying attention to who else was here.
"I know we're gonna get her back though" the Doctor said hugging her.

"WOULD SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" I asked I just couldn't take it anymore. And then I saw Darcy look at me wide eyed.

"BINGLEY" I screamed jumping on her and hugging her almost knocking her down. I felt her hug me.

"Permission to hit?" I heard her ask John after we were done hugging. Before he could answer she smacked me really hard on the arm.
"What was that for?" I said hitting her back.
"Do you really have to ask" she said. And then I felt the guilt wash over me remembering when I had told her that if I did ever travel with the Doctor again I would visit her at some point. But I had been to busy lately. Oh my gosh I'm such a terrible friend I thought.

"Bingley this is the Doctor, Doctor this is Bingley" I introduced them. I gave her a look that said I'll explain everything later.

"Bingley Mason oh I've heard loads about you. You're brilliant and studying to be a nurse I've also heard, that's always a good road to go on especially when your shopping in the husband department. There are many attractive men in the medical field" the Doctor said shaking her hand. I saw Bingley move her eyes a bit towards John and then blush.
"So you work for him then?" I asked pointing at Sherlock.
"Not sure if that's a compliment or not" Sherlock said.
"Yeah just got the job today its helping me pay my way through med school" she told me.
"Good very good" I said to her.
"Now what are you two doing here?" Sherlock asked getting into his consultant detective mode.
"Well looking for the thief as well" the Doctor said trying to leave out the time traveling bits. Sherlock seemed to just leave it at that because he just nodded.

"Alright so we're looking for someone who can steal fossils completely unnoticed and can change one of them into the real thing. That's not complicated at all is it" John said.
"And also what do they want with our daughter?" I added.
"I have an idea" Bingley said.
"Thanks but your opinions not needed in this conversation at the moment" Sherlock said rudely. Bingley and I looked at each other and then smacked him on the arm.
"Would you stop attacking me" Sherlock sort of shouted at me.
"Oh get used to it. I was her personal piñata for awhile and look at me now I'm tough as nails" the Doctor said and I smiled at him.
"What is your idea?" John said to Bingley looking at Sherlock and I as if we were two kids.

"Well if I'm correct Pterodactyls don't usually travel far from their nest so what if this place has an attic and that's where everything is being hidden" she said.

"Does this place have an attic?" I asked around. The Doctor pointed his sonic screwdriver up at the ceiling and the noise started wavering a bit.
"I am getting sources of alien tech" he said.
"Alright what about doors or stairs?" Bingley asked. I was loving how we were totally starting to run this operation.
"There are none" Sherlock said looking around.
"So why would they have an attic but no stairs?" John asked.
"Maybe whoever is hiding up there knocked them down when they started this whole robbery and created a perception filter making us think there were never any stairs" I said.

"Hmmm you get cleverer every day Darcy" the Doctor smiled at me.
"I wasn't before?" I asked fake glaring at him. Luckily he got I was joking. It seemed strange that Sherlock, John, and Bingley weren't asking questions. They probably have decided to deal with the fact that everything the Doctor and I do is beyond normality I thought. A thought suddenly popped into my mind and it must have also popped into the Doctors because we both looked at each other and said.
"The TARDIS" and then we high fived each other at our brilliance.

"The what?" John asked.
"It's how we travel through time and space" I explained to him as we got up and everyone followed the Doctor and I to the TARDIS.

"Right we're really gonna fit in there" John said.

"Just wait and see" Bingley said with a huge smile on her face. I knew this had been something she had been waiting to see ever since I had told her about the Doctor. The Doctor opened the door and we all walked in. The Doctor and I looked at Sherlock, John, and Bingley's faces that were in awestruck. I saw Sherlock walk in and out a couple times inspecting it.
"Don't you want to say something" the Doctor said trying to make them say it's bigger on the inside.
"It's just like you said it was bigger on the inside" Bingley said grabbing Johns arm shaking it with excitement.
"It's amazing" John said putting his hand on top of Bingley's. Bingley and I made eye contact and had one of our little telepathy conversations. We all looked at Sherlock.
"How is this po-?" he tried to mumble out.
"Oh my god the worlds ending. We just made Sherlock Holmes go speechless" I said to the Doctor.
"Alright now Sherlock close that door. We are getting Macy and maybe the fossils back" the Doctor said and we took off. When we landed and climbed out we were in this dusty attic. The Doctor took out his old reliable portable sunlight and we walked down a long dark hallway till we came across a man sitting in an arm chair surrounded by fossils holding Macy in his arms with the Pterodactyl next to him. When we walked further into the room I saw the man had sort of crazy hair, glasses, and wore a suit.

"Hello Doctor, Darcy very nice to see you. I'm glad you also brought Scooby and the gang with you to see this" the man said.
"Mommy, Daddy" Macy squeaked out trying to get out of his grasp. I tried to go and grab her but the Doctor held me back.
"How do you know who we are?" he asked.
"Oh you know when you live in a cell in a storm cage near someone called River Song you tend to hear about you and your wife" he said.
"Who are you?" Sherlock asked.
"Oh well he's called the Doctor I guess you can call me the Paleontologist" he said.
"Bit of a mouthful isn't it" Bingley said. He smirked at her.
"What do you want?" I said through gritted teeth.

"Nothing just the chance to see people run in terror once I bring back the Dinsosaurs. I just love chaos and it's something I'm just not able to see a lot of these days" he said.
"And you want us here to see how it all begins" John guessed.
"Yes and I all I need for this to begin is one of the two adult time lords over here" the Paleotologist said pointing between the Doctor and I.
"Hang on time lord" Bingley whispered to me.
"I'll explain it later" I whispered back.
"You already created one dinosaur why do you need us to create more?" the Doctor asked.

"My species used to be very similar to yours were we also had two hearts but couldn't. When I created my machine I had no idea that it would suck out so much of my life source that it would take one of my hearts making me human" he explained.

"But if I could use at least one of your life sources up that would be enough to bring back to life all the Dinosaurs in this very room" he continued. And then he lifted a sheet off this thing he had in a corner of the room which was hooked up to all the fossils in the room all it needed was either the Doctor or I's hand to bring them back to life.

"All you need is just one of us then?" the Doctor asked.

"Yes just one of you" the Paleontologist agreed. The Doctor turned to me so it was just him and I talking.

"What are you doing?" I said looking at him. He slid me his sonic unnoticeably.

"When I go up there make sure he hands you Macy. After that point the sonic at the machine. It'll blow the whole place up and destroy all of this" the Doctor whispered to me. The Doctor then turned away from me and nodded his head at the Paleontologist.
"Your handprint awaits" he said gesturing for the Doctor to walk towards the machine.
"Alright give me my baby back please" I said.
"Hmm don't think I'm gonna let you off that easy" he said. Then he snapped and I saw a restraint go over the Doctor's arm not letting him move from the machine.
"What?" Bingley exclaimed.
"You see it's gonna be hard trying to create chaos around the whole world with just 7 well 8 dinosaurs now so there are plenty of other museums out there for me to rob I could use her for later" he said tightening his grip on Macy.

"Take me instead then" I pleaded.
"Are you crazy?" Bingley whispered to me trying to stop me but John held her back.

"No I wouldn't let that happen I only said I needed one of you. Won't it be fun to see the pain you have to go throw when I destroy the Doctor, and then Macy, and probably River Song after that" he smiled at me. I was about to lurch at him but Sherlock grabbed on to me. Reminding me that he could kill the Doctor and Macy at any moment if I didn't do as he said. The Paleontologist smiled again and then said.

"Time to turn the machine on" and the lights on the machine glowed brightly and I saw the Doctor struggling to get his hand out of there. And then very unexpectedly Bingley ran up and punched the Paleontologist in the nose. She then grabbed Macy and continued attacking him. The pterodactyl was about to attack her but Sherlock and John distracted it. This gave me my chance to go help the Doctor. I ran to him and unlocked him from the restraints we then pulled him out and put it on self destruct.

"Come on run" I shouted at the others as we ran back down the hallway into the TARDIS. The Doctor took off in the TARDIS and landed us safely outside the museum where we watched the roof of the building explode. A couple minutes later an ambulance showed up along with a bunch of police cars. A bunch of medical people pulled Bingley and I towards an ambulance where they made us sit down for a couple minutes and they wrapped blankets around us because they said the trauma of the situation would be hitting us sometime soon and when it did we would need to sit down for it. Bingley and I had rolled our eyes behind the persons back after they had said that.

"Mommy" Macy said from Bingley's arms when we sat down. I then grabbed her and held on to her wrapping her along with me in my blanket.
"So you're a mommy" Bingley said looking at me. I nodded.

"I'll explain everything on the way to Hawaii" I told her.

"Oh so your just assuming I'm just gonna run off with you on an adventure" Bingley said. I gave her one of my Really? looks.
"You know me so well" she smiled at me.

"Hmm dosen't it seem strange that they just wrapped the women up in blankets but not the men" I said looking at Sherlock, John, and the Doctor talking to Detective Inspector Lestrade.

"Sexist doctor's probably, I bet you they think we faint at the sight of the spider" Bingley joked making me laugh. I saw John walk over to us.
"So why do they have a blanket wrapped around us I never heard of these in medical school?" Bingley asked him.
"It's called a shock blanket it's supposed to absorb the shock" he guessed and I saw Bingley giggle all girly like at him. I got up and walked to the Doctor so John could talk to her. I saw her give me a worried look and I gave her look that said make your move woman.

"So?" I said trying to make conversation.
"Yeah" he said nodding his head.
"My night was interesting" I said.
"I'm sure it was" he smiled.
"Is there ever a dull moment with you two?" I asked.

"Never" he said.

"Alright then, John Watson you are now officially looking at the Science Deductions official blogger" I said.
"Great" he said. Then it was silent for a moment.
"So as being one who has also experienced major trauma before I have been told that it helps to deal with these types of situations by talking to someone" he said writing something down on a receipt he hand in his pocket and then he handed me his phone number.
"I'll be sure to make a call sometime soon" I said hugging him.
"So I'll see you tomorrow then?" he asked.
"Maybe. I'm off to Hawaii" I said walking into the TARDIS seeing my best friend being held in the arms of a man she had told me so many amazing stories about. I had never seen her any happier. The Doctor pulled a lever and we took off.

Sherlock and John watched the blue box disappear.
"So all you gave her was your phone number" Sherlock said a bit disappointed.
"Well yeah your not supposed to move to fast into these types of things" John said to him. Sherlock just shook his head at him.
So I hope you liked the first chapter of my new story :D I love you all thanks for reading it.