50 ways we will not do to annoy our brother.
Hello, we are Lili Hana, Suki Jin, and Yuki Zin, the 15 year old daughters of Kuki and Wallabee Beatles, a.k.a the legendary Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 of the K/T/AND. now, enough about our parents. We are quadruplets, now you may be thinking, where's the other? Well, the other is our brother, Willi Ichiro. You see, we like to play pranks on him, and our mom got angry at the last one we pulled, so we forced to write a list of 50 things we will not do to annoy our brother. We mean, seriously! But anyways, mom wants this cruddy list done by dinner or we get the science channel taken out of our TV for a month! A whole month! Can you believe it! Anyways, here we are!
1. We will not sneak off and stalk him on dates.
2. -nor will we bring our friends with us.
3. We are not allowed to watch Nightmare on Elm street in the same room
4. -the reason being is that we will wear Freddy kreuger masks and sneak into his room
5. -Though when Willi peed his pants might have been funny it wasn't too funny for mom
6. -even though daddy found it funny we don't want him to get into trouble with mom
7. We will not forge love notes from Bella.
8. -probably because he likes Alice...
9. The above is just an assumption since he says he does not like Bella.
10. We will not steal Aragog(his tarantula)
11. -the last time we did that Aragog escaped from us and somehow ended up in our parents' bedroom
12. -it is not fun to hear our mom cursing
13. We will not kick Willi where the sun dont shine
14. We will not go to the bathroom when he's in there
15. -especially dressed as Freddy kreuger
16.-the same goes with Ghostface and Jason
17. We will not steal his snake, Nagini
18. Or put her in the shower when it's Willi's turn to use it
19. We will not ask Willi if it's his time of the month when he gets angsty and irritable
20. We will not comment on his love life
21. We will not hit him with a baseball bat
22. -even if he deserved it
23. We will not draw on his face and claim a Jigglypuff did it
24. We will not make fake blood and cover his bed in it
25. -mom did not find if funny
26. We are not allowed to hog the remote when WWE is on
27. We are no longer allowed scary movie marathons because of what happen last time
28. We will not force Willi to dress up like a girl so our parets can be known as the all girl children family
29. Just because Willi has an addiction to chocolate doesn't mean we should tell everyone he's PMSing
30. Even if the whole TND found it funny
he is in his room and moaning we are to not enter his room
32. -especially dressed a Freddy kreuger
33.-the same goes for Ghostface and Jason
34. We will not call him William the first
35. -same applies to calling him the first free Willi
36. We are no longer allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution with him for what happened last time
37. We are not allowed to take forever in the bathroom
38. We will not wake him up with a bullhorn
39.-even if he did do it to us first
40. We will not steal Bella's phone and send him flirty texts
41. -the same applies to Alice
42. We will not put itching powder in his shampoo
43. We will not wake him up with water guns
44. We will not put a poopy diaper in his room
45. We will not call him emo, even if his hair implies that he is
46. At public school functions we are to not talk to him unless it's an emergency
47. We will not put the twilight audio tape on when he is sleeping
48. We will not tell Willi to get a life since all he does is sit in his room with his gadgets
49. We will not glue a yellow hard hat to his head
50. We will never repeat anything that is on this list.
There you go! Lol, just something we had to do, look our for Willi/Buddy's list! Review please!