Peter is Great by Peter Pettigrew
Peter is great. Why is Peter so great? Because he is. Great. Here is a list of all the good things about Peter:
1. Peter smells nice... most of the time...
2. We'll get back to that.
3. Peter is intelligent... some of the time...
4. ...
5.Peter can turn into a rat... with additional help from his fellow Marauders.
6. Peter is a loyal friend... some of the time...
7. That was a lie. Peter is a compulsive liar.
8. Peter gets confused with the list of what is wrong about Peter and what is good about Peter.
9. Peter could have been good looking. Could have been.
10. Peter was played by Timothy Spall. Timothy Spall is a cool guy that fought leukemia.
111. Peter sometimes needs help cunting and speeling.
112. Back to good points about Peter: he is huggable like the old teddy bear disregarded in your attic.
113. Peter likes milk.
114. He is very gullible. Bad for him, good for you. If you feel like tricking him.
115. Peter thought Remus was secretly a woman instead of a werewolf.
116. Peter laughs last. Not because it wasn't funny, but he had to process the information.
117. Peter is easily bendable. To your needs. Excluding sexual favors. Except that one time.
118. Peter does not condone Voldemort's actions... all the time...
119.This is all we know good about Peter. Except for him making friends with some odd blokes back in school. Then shortly after school, but that wasn't good.