Disclaimer: Hello, people! It's da Slaya! I have decided to make another random funny story. You know, for the fun of it XD So, I need some self inserts to join me in the fun. Its time for the Sleepover with Slayer (That You Don't Want To Go To)!

I lay on my bed, dressed in a black Bring Me the Horizon band shirt and black skinny jeans with leather strips on the sides. My black leather knee-high boots clad my feet, and my gothic rubber bands are on my wrists, accompanied with black fingerless gloves with a skeletal hand on the backs. A Supernatural belt buckle is on my waist. I'm wearing my silver necklace with a cross and Shield of David (I'm Lutheran) and my Black Veil Brides necklace. Instead of purple highlights in my long straight black hair, they're bright green, just for the punk appearance. My black Batman ear cuff is on my right ear, and a metal stud is in the other. I'm wearing a light amount of eyeliner.

I'm on my Android, searching for fun sleepover party games. I have decided to have an insane sleepover, and I honestly can't wait! Some other authors are coming over, and some Metal Fight Beyblade buds are coming over.

I chuckled evilly to myself.

I know a few would NEVER want to come to a sleepover with me as the host. I had to kidnap some of them to get them to go along with my Funnest Truth or Dare EVER. This time, I sent Slenderman and Eyeless Jack to get them, sense they're all afraid of them anyway. I understand why. Both of the Creepypasta characters can kill you within seconds!

I got up off my bed and waved my hand, using my WIZARD GANGALF POWERS to transform my FanFiction house into the ultimate insane sleepover house that you would not want to go to. SLAYA DA PURPLE!

Ahem, I got out the Doritos, Cheetos, and Takis, pouring the family-sized bags into large black bowls. I got out all the pop, including GRAPE SODA! And rootbeer. I cleaned everything up (I can be very messy) and put up the insane decorations. I ran into my bathroom and checked my eyeliner, seeing how RYUGA is going to be here. I know, I know, but he's my favorite! I quickly ran into my secret lair, which is so secret that there's even a sigh on the door saying to keep it a secret!...its in my room. But I grabbed my Evil Overlord chair and used my WIZARD GANDALF POWERS to make further preparations.

I rubbed my hands together. Time to summon some friends...

Not much, but there isn't much I can do without starting the actual insaneness. And I know there isn't any in this chapter, but I promise that there will be NEXT chapter.

Ryuga: ANOTHER insane story?

me: Its the sleepover you will NEVER want to go to! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *spins in Evil Overlord chair*

Ryuga: Ooh-kay then.

Jeff the Killer: Here's the form! Now go to SLEEP!

me: Jeff, no killing people!

Jeff the Killer: Aww...

Self-Insert Form:

Name:

Nickname(s):

Age:

Personality:

Appearance:

Outfit 1:

Outfit 2:

Sleepwear:

Swimsuit:

Bey (details included):

Bit Beast:

Special Moves (there may only be six):

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

Insane Symbol (mine is a skull):

Insane Catchphrase (like mine that I usually put at the end of almost everything):

Crush:

Others:

Well, I think I may want some OCs, but if I know I do later, that will be next chapter. I think self-inserts will do nicely :) Oh! And Ice Cream Junkie (Sister) will be joining us! Whoo! I need eight self inserts! Here's who's in :)

(Name-Author/My Sister)

Slayer-VenomSlayer2013 (me!)

Cream-Ice Cream Junkie (my sister)

FireHawk-TheAlmightyFireHawk

Demon-Tiger demon of light

Kiara Angel-GoldenAngel999

Fallenbey-Fallenbey

Ryugafangirl-Ryugafangirl

Phantom-LeoKnightus-Hollow

Yami-YamiGingka14

Samantha-amazingsamantha

Alrighty, have a wonderful day/night!

Jeff the Killer: Got to sleep!

me: I said no killing people!

Ice Cream Junkie: *holding a knife* Aww...

me: *sweatdrop* I wasn't talking to you but OKAY! Alrighty!

HERE COMES DA SLAYA!