HAMTARO! The Kush Kush Tails! Haha get it! Tales. Tails! Haha, yeah I know, bad joke. This one is HamtaroxBijou. Unanswered questions in this chapter will be answered in following chapters. Please review and comment on anything you like! Tell me which couple I should pair up next! Or just a random pair that random things happen to!
Our story starts out with Hamtaro dancing in the middle of a wide open field.
Bijou: Um…Hamtaro, what are you doing?
Hamtaro: Oh, hi Bijou I was just dancing.
Bijou: I can see that…why?
Hamtaro: A rat came up to me and called me a tailless freak.
Bijou: This explains nothing.
Hamtaro: Then they threw me in a dumpster.
Bijou: (tear drop) ummm, still explains nothing.
Hamtaro: So I went to Boss and he said there was this ancient way to grow a tail but there's a specific dance for it. So I'm just trying out this dance to see if it works.
Bijou: Wow, you're really that gullible?
Hamtaro: Heke?
Bijou: Well, I was going to ask you if you wanted to come over to my house for some cookies!
Hamtaro: Um, sure! But can I bring a friend along?
Bijou: Actually, I was wondering if it could be just the two of us (eyes glow with anticipation)
Hamtaro: Oh, I get it! (wink wink nudge nudge) you want to host a party and let me be your co host! That's a great idea Bijou! You're the greatest hamster ever! Bijou?
Bijou: (floats away into cloud of nothingness)
LATER THAT DAY! Teehee
Boss: Hey Bijou! Awesome party!
Bijou: (sigh) yeah.
Boss: what's bothering you BB?
Bijou: This was suppose to be a me and Hamtaro thing but…
Boss: Yeah, he's as dumb as a lump of grass and social as a butterfly, I get it.
Bijou: Yeah
Boss: Well, if it doesn't work out between you two, maybe you and me could…
Bijou: (glare) I'll pretend that didn't happen and I won't karate chop you into dust.
Boss: Fine.
Boss goes to fin some more ladies to impress while Bijou sits at a table alone again. Bijou immediately spots Hamtaro in the crowd. The adorable way he rubs his hands on his head made Bijou blush uncontrollably as he says: Kush kush. Oxnard goes up to Hamtaro and notices Bijou sitting in the corner.
Oxnard: Hey Hamtaro.
Hamtaro: Hm?
Oxnard: I don't think Bijou is feeling well, she looks sad.
Hamtaro: I'd better talk to her.
Bijou notices Hamtaro coming over. She fixes her hair and tries to smile.
Bijou: Oh hello Hamtaro!
Hamtaro: Hi Bijou! Oxnard says you're not feeling well. Are you sick?
At that moment Hamtaro puts his hand on Bijou's forehead and her temperature rises from the heat of the moment.
Hamtaro: Oh, you do feel kind of hot! Maybe I should take you to the ham ham hospital?
Bijou: No I'm fine it's just that…
Hamtaro: Oh! I love this song! Do you want to dance?
Bijou: Of course!
Hamtaro, innocent as ever, started to dance like an insane fruit loop, but Bijou didn't mind. She thought it was so sweet and adorable. She didn't even notice Stan slip on a banana peel or Oxnard fall in the punch bowl. Her eyes sparkled watching Hamtaro dance, until he grabbed her hand and started spinning around with her.
Hamtaro: See? Isn't this fun?!
Bijou felt like throwing up but having her hand connected to his hand made everything seemed to go away.
Hamtaro: Bijou you look kind of green. Are you sure you're not sick?
Hamtaro stopped spinning her and Bijou fell on the floor from dizziness.
It was getting late and he figured that he should probably get back to his owner.
Hamtaro: Hey Bijou, I'd better go, but I'll see you tomorrow! BYE EVRYONE!
Everyone: Bye Hamtaro!
Bijou: Bye Hamtaro!
Hamtaro kushed his head one more time, then he scampered off. Bijou admired him one last time and decided to end the party before it got out of hand. That's when she noticed the death trap that had occurred.