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D: Hi, I'm D of Bishie MindTwins!
E: And I'm E. I'm guessing you figured that out by now.
D: Since my ankle is sprained, we wrote this thingy out of boredom. Have fun!
E: And kudos to those who can figure out who's screen name belongs to who before they actually reveal who they are. Not that it's hard or anything.
D: WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING KTHNXBY
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MisaWins has signed in
MisaWins: Hellooooo? Is anyone on?
Raitosexierthanu has signed in
Raitosexierthanu: Uh, yeah. Hi.
MisaWins: ... Do you know Raito-kun? WELL CAN'T HAVE HIM! HE'S MINE! :D
Raitosexierthanu: Misa, this IS Raito. I got a new email.
MisaWins: ... oh. Misa knew that.
MisaWins: ... Really.
Raitosexierthanu: Yeah, sure --;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
ChocolateLol has signed in.
ChocolateLol: ZOMG YOU HAVE BEEN HUGGED!
MisaWins: wut?
ChocolateLol: GO SIGN INTO ANOTHER CHATROOM AND HUG PEOPLE THERE! NOW!
ChocolateLol has signed out.
Raitosexierthanu: Okay wtf was that?
MisaWins: Misa doesn't know. Probably some silly internet tag.
Rotflcake has signed in
Rotflcake: Hello there, Raito-kun
MisaWins: ... YOU HAVE BEEN HUGGED! GO SIGN INTO ANOTHER CHATROOM AND HUG PEOPLE THERE! NOW!
Rotflcake: ... Why do you think I logged in here?
Rotflcake: YOU HAVE BEEN HUGGED! GO SIGN INTO ANOTHER CHATROOM AND HUG PEOPLE THERE! NOW!
Raitosexierthanu: Omg not this again. You srsly phail L. Don't think I don't know that it's you.
Rotflcake: ... You are correct, Raito-kun.
Raitosexierthanu: Well it was kind of obvious you know. Way to pick a username exactly like all your OTHER usernames pissy
Rotflcake: Raito-kun, you should take Advils if you are PMSing.
Raitosexierthanu: What the are you implying? thurbyg,jrfbgksdjbnk,dn
Rotflcake: You know exactly what I'm implying, Raito-kun.
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL has signed in
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: YOU HAVE BEEN HUGGED! GO SIGN INTO ANOTHER CHATROOM AND HUG PEOPLE THERE! NOW!
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: Omg, is that u kami? OMGOMGOMGOMNGOMGOMG! 3 3 3 3
MisaWins: ... Misa understand she is your idol, but Misa wouldn't go so far as to call herself a god.
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: OMGWTF you biatch i wuzn't talking 2 u. u suck. i was talking to my KAMI, OMG ILU.
Raitosexierthanu: I'm signing out now.
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rotflcake: Why, Raito-kun? It's not like you have to fear him. You're not Kira. Or so you tell us blatantly every day...
Raitosexierthanu: Uh, yeah. I'm logging out because... I'm going to go . . . get some fast food . . . or somethintg. Yeah, I'm hungry
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: KAMIKAMIKAMIKAMIKAMIKAMIKIRALOVEKAMIKAMIKAMIKAMI OMg ilu 4ever omg omg omg omg omg omg omg kami kami kaimk !!11!!2rf
Raitosexierthanu: kei-ai-ess-ess, n00b.
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: OMG kami ttly talked to me omg omg this is ta best dae of mai whole liffffeeee!
Raitosexierthanu: Sorry guys, I have no idea what he's talking about.
MisaWins: yah, n00b. If u think u can have Raito-kun ur ttly wrong. He's MINE :D
MisaWins: who r u anway?
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: Only liek kami's biggest fan ever to evar exist.
MisaWins: ... well, Raito-kun isn't Kira, so kindly STFU and GTFO plz.
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: ya watev. u know u want me kami. D
MisaWins: Misa isn't Kira either! Raito-kuuuun, this gai annoyz me! Do something!
Raitosexierthanu: srry guys forgot to tell you I was brbing. What did I miss? See L? I ttly got fast food.
Rotflcake: Yes, Raito-kun, I know. I was right there. We went to Burger King.
Raitosexierthanu: yeah, about that... why the kid's meal?
Rotflcake: I need the toy to bribe someone into helping us with this case.
Raitosexierthanu: Sure. I've seen the stash of kids meal toys you keep.
MisaWins: OMG you guys went to Burger King WITHOUT MISA?
Raitosexierthanu: Um, you were right across the room from us. Don't tell me you didn't notice.
MisaWins: Misa was 2 busy putting t3h n00b in his place.
Raitosexierthanu: ... acceptable excuse.
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: Ya watev. u suck. kami i ttyl. not anyone else though. bai! 3 3 3
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL has signed out
ChocolateLol has signed in.
ChocolateLol: YOU HAVE BEE-- oh wait I already hit this place.
Raitosexierthanu: :O
ChocolateLol: ... you're not Raito Yagami by any chance, are you?
Raitosexierthanu: Uh yeah. Look at my screen name. Idiot.
ChocolateLol: kay 'cuz I have a friend who says ur lame.
Raitosexierthanu: ...
Raitosexierthanu: I don't care. cmon L, let's go eat our fast food.,
ChocolateLol: L's ON?
Rotflcake: yes Mello, yes I am.
Raitosexierthanu: L u no this guy? Can you get him to go away? He's annoying.
Rotflcake: ... Being mean to orphans raises ur chansez of bein Kira bai 2
Raitosexierthanu: OMG i didn't even know he was an orphan. stfu. Let's go eat the stupid fast food!
ChocolateLol: ... L, you know Near won't help you with the case no matter how many Kid's Meal toys u send him. He's still pissed at you for not showing up on his birthday.
Destroyeroptimusprime has signed in
Destroyeroptimusprime: STFU mello I'm not pissed. Clean up this mess you made, your choclit just melted all over my legos.
ChocolateLol: CLEAN UR OWN DAMN LEGOS U SOCIAL RECLUSE. IT'S NOT MAI FAULT U DECIDED TO PUT DEM IN MY CHOCOSTASH DRAWER.
Destroyeroptimusprime: omg you know very well that drawr wuz mine first. It had my transformers in it since like last month.
ChocolateLol: ... and u hid ur toys in Mello's underwearz, WAI?
Destroyeroptimusprime: no, u hid ur underwearz in my toys. its on my side of the room.
ChocolateLol: Near, those are Matt's underwearz, not minez.
Destroyeroptimusprime: o rly? that's weird they looked like yours. there were pink ones.
ChocolateLol: every1 Whammy's has pink underwearz, since SUM1's spiderman dolls winded up in teh wash wit teh underwearz.
Destroyeroptimusprime: not mine
Destroyeroptimusprime: and it wuzn't my fault. i forgot about those.
MisaWins: Misa doesn't know you people!
ChocolateLol: i don't knowz u either. hoo R u, bitch?
MisaWins: Raaaito-kun! he's annoying me again!!
Raitosexierthanu: What? srry, I was brbing.
MisaWins: ChocolateLol called me a bitch!
Raitosexierthanu: Well it's true
Raitosexierthanu: I mean no it isn't
Raitosexierthanu: ...
Raitosexierthanu: luv u!
MisaWins: aww Raito-kun you're so sweet. Misa loves u too!
Raitosexierthanu: now excuse me while I go stop L from eating me cheezburger. AUUUGH HE'S PUTTING CHOCOLATE SAUCE ON IT
Rotflcake: You were on the computer again. I thought you were done with it.
Raitosexierthanu: ASKHFDJHGDSJG U HAD YOUR OWN CHEEZBURGER! :O
Rotlfcake: yes, Raito-kun, but then you stomped on it. remember?
Raitosexierthanu: oh ya.
Raitosexierthanu: well u deserved it. u called me kira.
ChocolateLol: but u ARE Kira! xD
Raitosexierthanu: nope. :O
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL has signed in
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: I'm baaaaaaaack kami!
ChocolateLol: OMFG it's u again!
OMHILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: OMFG weren't you that gai from the Online D and D game?
ChocolateLol: no, that was mai friend StripeyGoggles. They booted him off the site after he hacked into it slightly and made everyone who beat him turn bright pink.
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: Oh ya. i remember him. but idc now. kami u didn't reply to my email! :(
StripeyGoggles has signed in.
StripeyGoggles: wut's this I hear bout L being online?
Rotflcake: It's true.
StripeyGoggles: L! ZOMG WHY DIDN'T U COME ONE ANY1'S BIRFDAY DIS YEAR?
Destroyeroptimusprime: ya. i missed u. srsly.
Rotflcake: I am sorry I wasn't able to come on your birthdays. I was working hard on the Kira case-- I still am.
Destroyeroptimusprime: :(
Raitosexierthanu: fine ryuzaki you can have my cheezburger. But I get the rest of the fries.
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL: oooh kami what r u doing? are u eating cheezburgers? that's hawt.
Destroyeroptimusprime: hold on, I'll brb. i have to go finish that puzzle i started
StripeyGoggles: lol u furgot the period
Destroyeroptimusprime: Bak. ur one to talk, you spelled 'forgot' wrong. stupid.
StripeyGoggles: STFU English isn't my first language. French is.
ChocolateLol: OMG I didn't know you were french!
Destroyeroptimusprime: wutev. same here matt. except i'm not french.
StripeyGoggles: yes, Mello, I'm French. yes, near, we all know you'reTthai.
Destroyeroptimusprime: ur just jealous since Pad Thai pwns some stale baguette any old day.
StripeyGoggles: not if you soak the baguette in egg yolk and fry it on the griddle.
Raitosexierthanu: Totally not following this. Ryuzaki, give me back my shake.
Rotflcake: no. (mmmm french toast.)
Raitosexierthanu: Cmon. not even after i bought one for you? :(
Rotflcake: yes but I already finished that one. and I'm thirsty.
Raitosexierthanu: omg that's what water is for. jeez.
Rotflcake: ... D:
StripeyGoggles: drop it kira-kid. L gets what wants. Always.
StripeyGoggles: and why is there melted chocolate and legos in my underwear drawer?
ChocolateLol: uh lol
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Destroyeroptimusprime: lol
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Rotflcake: lawl
Rotflcake has signed out
Raitosexierthanu: OMG GET BACK HERE YOU SHAKE-STEALER
Raitosexierthanu has signed out
MisaWins: Oh no, Misa can hear them fighting through her ceiling. Misa had better go and stop them.
MisaWins: lol, stripey-chan.
MisaWins has signed out.
OMGILUKIRALOLOLOLOL has signed out
StripeyGoggles: Hello? ... Helloooooo? Heeelllllloooooooooooo?
StripeyGoggles: Oh, screw it.
StripeyGoggled has signed out.
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D: Kayz. I know there's already a million fics out there like this, but they're just so much fun to write.
E: Yeah, and easy to do with two people too. And we know that many of these characters never meet. I admit it's my fault for putting Mikami in there, but i had to haha
D: YOU HAVE BEEN HUGGED! GO TO THE END OF THE NEXT CHAPTER OF FANFICTION YOU WRITE AND HUG YOUR READERS!
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E: Seriously, give me back that shake.
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