Lazarus Twittering, a supernatural fanfic

TITLE: Lazarus Twittering

RATING: T

Summary: Twitter effects even the land of Supernatural.

Spoilers: Lazarus rising – like major spoilers

Disclaimers: I don't own supernatural, twitter etc. This was purely for fun with no intention of copyright.

Notes: This is just something silly and fun, but something I had wanted to try for a while now. But I'm still as nervous as anything about posting this. Please don't be too mean!!!!

lucifer: am bored – sick of being in time out!

12:01am Sept 17th from hell web

castiel: Am heading out of town – can someone tape the 'lost' season finale for me?

11am Sept 17th from mobile web

uriel_roxs: castiel yeah, I will

11:30am Sept 17th from mobile web

bobby: just finished a job and heading home!

9:05pm Sept 17th from twitterberry

roadhouse_ellen: joharvelle Are you ok? Why haven't you called?

9:50pm Sept 17th from web

joharvelle: roadhouse_ellen I'm fine mom – stop worrying!

9:55pm Sept 17th from mobile web

joharvelle: longest night at work EVER! Am going to bed, Night!

1:01am Sept 18th from mobile web

dean_w: I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!!!

10:22pm Sept 18th from mobile web

dean_w: Where am I? Dudes I'm sick of walking :(

12:02pm Sept 18th from mobile web

dean_w: sooo thirsty….

12:30 Sept 18th from mobile web

castiel: dean_w Put the porn down!

1:30pm Sept 18th from mobile web

castiel: dean_w Hello? Are you deaf?

1:32pm Sept 18th from mobile web

bobby: Am going to kill the kid who keeps pranking me!

1:40pm Sept 18th from the web

alastair: Aww dammit! Where'd he go?

2:06pm Sept 18th from hell web

dean_w: s_winchester Dude, answer your phone!

2:25pm Sept 18th from mobile web

Castiel: Am back – lots of traffic, glad to be home…!

3:00pm Sept 18th from mobile web

lilith: am out of town demonmeg can you feed the hounds for me while I'm gone?

3:03 Sept 18th from mobile web

bobby: I am officially having hallucinations… no way he is real. Must stop drinking!

3:05pm Sept 18th from web

s_winchester: long day… in the mood for pizza.

6:40pm Sept 18th from web

s_winchester: dean_w …..DEAN?!?!?!?

6:45pm Sept 18th from web

rubylicious: Crap! I'm so outta here!

6:45pm Sept 18th from web

lilith: hi ho, hi ho it's off to break seals we go!

6:56pm Sept 18th from mobile web

dean_w: How I have missed you my beloved impala… daddy's home

7:32pm Sept 18th from mobile web

joharvelle: dean_w how in the world…? Is it really you?

11:20pm Sept 18th from mobile web

dean_w: joharvelle Back in the flesh baby! Miss me?

11:32pm Sept 18th ago from mobile web

dean_w: dude, psychics are hot!

10:26am Sept 19th from mobile web

s_winchester: dean_w you're back less than a day and u r already chasing tail

10:27am Sept 19th from mobile web

joharvelle: dean_w hey!!!!

10:32am Sept 19th from mobile web

roadhouse_ellen: joharvelle don't you go getting any ideas now that he is back!

10:35am Sept 19th from web

roadhouse_ellen: am gonna shoot the next customer who calls me 'honey buns'

10:37am Sept 19th from web

joharvelle: roadhouse_ellen MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:38am Sept 19th from mobile web

dean_w: s_winchester you are not invited!!!!!

10:40am Sept 19th from mobile web

castiel: does anyone else hear that? I'm sure I keep hearing someone call my name?

10:50am Sept 19th from mobile web

castiel: why does no one listen to me?

10:53am Sept 19th from mobile web

psychic_pam: OWWWWW! My freaking eyes!!!!

11:02am Sept 19th from mobile web

castiel: opps!

11:02am Sept 19th from mobile web

dean_w: omg that was so close – but now I have no pie :( damn demons

12:50pm Sept 19th from mobile web

s_winchester: smarter brother my ass!

12:55pm Sept 19th from mobile web

dean_w: tired… too much drama today. Still no pie.

7:05pm Sept 19th from mobile web

s_winchester: going out for 'cheeseburgers'… shhhh!

12:20am Sept 20th from mobile web

castiel: dean_w can you hear me now?

12:32am Sept 20th from mobile web

dean_w: my freaking ears!!!!!

12:32am Sept 20th from mobile web

castiel: dean_w oops!

12:35am Sept 20th from mobile web

bobby: I have to do everything around here!

12:40am Sept 20th from mobile web

bobby: dean_w I choose life!

About five hours ago from mobile web

castiel: am hitting the town with my new friend Jimmy!

About five hours from mobile web

s_winchester: ha! Ha! Take that demon b%h!... oooh opps.. my bad.

About four hours ago from mobile web

rubylicious: s_winchester getting pretty slick there Sam!

About four hours ago from mobile web

s_winchester: rubylicious what is going on around here?

About four hours ago from mobile web

bobby: workin' on an art project

About four hours ago from mobile web

dean_w: bored.. want pie… am kinda horny…

About four hours ago from mobile web

dean_w: joharvelle u working nearby?

About three hours ago from mobile web

castiel: dean_w you rang?

About three hours ago from mobile web

rubylicious: doesn't anyone in this town sell any damn french fries?!?!?!

About three hours ago from mobile web

s_winchester: feeling good…

About three hours from mobile web

johavelle: dean_w I am not on booty call

About three hours ago from mobile web

dean_w: joharvelle That's not what you said five months ago! :D

About three hours ago from mobile web

dean_w: dudes, getting pretty windy here. Oh-oh.

About two hours ago from mobile web

bobby: game on!

About two hours ago from mobile web

dean_w: oh shit!

About two hours ago from mobile web

castiel: dean_w you ripped my new trench coat!

About two hours ago from mobile web

castiel: bobby Nap time!

About two hours ago from mobile web

castiel: I am an Angel of the Lord

About two hours ago from mobile web

lilith: castiel Boooooo!

About two hours ago from mobile web

GOD:lilith Shut it! Don't make me come down there!!!!

About two hours ago from heaven

dean_w: just when I thought my life couldn't get any weirder...