Hunka Hunka Bran Marc
Well, in my fanfiction, well my other one…there is (or will be) a reference to something called Hunka Hunka Bran Marc. What in the world is Hunka Hunka Bran Marc? It's a cereal, filled with yum and delicious goodness. Ha Ha….wrong! It's the WORST cereal ever made in the history of crummy cereals. And just guess who made it?? I'll give you a hint….look at the name. What….Derek? Nah, he's too smart. He's Derek's Best friend…Marc Solan….the genius WHO thought he could make a cereal. Well, still back and enjoy the fiasco.
Marc was eating breakfast…a yummy bowl of cereal. As he was eating it…he thought of Addison, his love. But she was now in California. Mark just sat there, eating his cereal. It was quiet. Everyone else was working on something. Working on something else……and he wasn't working on anything.
He then looked down to his bowl of cereal. He felt sad. Addison was gone and everyone was gone. He then grabbed the cereal box to pour more. On the box, he noticed something.
Do you think what it has to be the next big cereal tycoon? Well, make a recipe and enter it in the annual cereal recipe. Who knows, maybe next year this contest will be on your box!!!
Mark lit up. This was it. He could make a cereal, enter it in this contest and be a millionaire. Addison will dig him. I mean com on who doesn't dig the Captain Crunch guy.
"Yeah, I'll enter the contest and I'll win back Addison. And be rich. I mean come on…who doesn't dig the Captain Crunch Guy" Mark repeated
That's what I just said! Anyway, Mark grabbed a pair of scissors and cut out the application. He then went out of his office. However, he remembered that he still had a plastic surgeon job.
"Darn it! Oh, well I guess the cereal will have to wait." Marc said through his teeth.
Mark's House
Mark got all he could to start making his cereal. He started careful with the corn flakes. However, he forgot to read the box and it turned out to be soap flakes. Then he got the raisins. However, once again, he didn't read and he got huge prunes. He continued with the fiasco confusing marshmallows and getting cotton balls, and instead of butter, sour cream. Then he thought it should be cooked. Well….he accidentally set it on fire.
"FIRE!!! Oh, there's a fire!!" Marc raced and got his fire extinguisher, but instead of using it the right way, he threw it into the fire. The fire went out, unfortunately, he forgot to take out the extinguisher, so that's in the cereal. He continued to make his cereal.
"Oh, I wish this helps me to win Addison." Mark said as her cooked his cereal.
