Disclaimer: I don't own King Gale, Narnia, or the Lone Islands. I don't even really own the NCK. Just the characters who work for them in this story. All NCK equipment is mine, but you can use them if you like :)

Narnia Canon Keepers

The Rescue of King Gale

CHAPTER ONE

Beep! Beep! Beep!

Thomas Kesdin pulled out his Canon Alert Phone and pressed 'Talk'.

"Hello?"

"Kesdin," came the familiar voice of the dispatcher. "We need you. It's not major, but it could turn into something serious if we don't deal with it."

"Be right over," Thomas said, taking a last bite of his donut. He turned off the phone and called, "Hey, Jim! Want the rest of my donut?"

"No thanks. You have the cooties. Give it to the dog."

Thomas tossed the donut under the table and heard a smack as the Mary-Sue-Sniffing dog, Ticky, gobbled it up.

"Gotta go," said Thomas, running out the door.

He took the elevator to the third floor and soon found himself at the dispatcher's office. There were several other Canon Keepers in line. The dispatcher was giving out assignments.

"Minor case of Suspian. Try to take them alive if possible. Here is your equipment."

"Edmund/OC. Pretty dangerous. You'd better shoot the OC and spray this on Ed. He's not quite non-Canon yet. He should come to his senses pretty quickly."

After two others, Thomas found himself at the desk.

"Alright, Kesdin, this is rather a strange one," the dispatcher said. "Not your typical Mary Sue story. The author obviously knows something about the books, and has read The Last Battle. This is one about King Gale."

"Ah," said Thomas. "The one who killed the dragon on the Lone Islands."

"Yes. Well, the first two chapters are fine. Just about King Gale. Of course there will be romance, but it's kind of going too far. We're afraid Gale's love interest might end up slaying the dragon herself."

"Uh-oh."

"Yes. Perhaps you can give the story a little nudge back to the right lines. I doubt that Gale's true love is very dangerous...yet."

"Ok. What should I bring along?"

"Just your Canon 780 Tranquilizer. Here you go."

Thomas took it and the Inter-Canon transportation device and turned to go.

"Oh, and Kesdin."

"Yes?"

"The true love doesn't necessarily have to be eliminated. Just put in her proper place. King Gale is supposed to kill the dragon. But that's about all we know about him. It's fine if he gets married. It's even fine if she helps him defeat the dragon. The only thing is: don't let her turn into a Mary Sue."

"Righto!" Thomas said, snapping a salute.

He stepped into the Zone not far down the hall and flipped the switch on his transportation device to ON. Then he punched in:

Lone Islands-King Gale.

A moment later he was whirling through darkness, and a few seconds after that he had landed on solid ground.