I've used some of these cliches in my story. I'm just poking fun (and seriously critiquing) some Naruto fan fiction cliche's I've seen.
Hordes Of Civilians Beating Up Naruto On His Birthday And He Awakens An Odd Power
"KILL THAT DEMON FOX YEAH!" Said one drunken civilian. They had pitchforks, and even some Jonin were joining in on the fun. Even though the Hokage made a rule prohibiting anyone from mentioning the Kyubi, they weren't punished for it..?
Naruto was being beaten with pitchforks, torches, even some jutsu. When he was on the verge of death, someone was about to finish him off until he found himself in an odd mindscape.
"W-what is this?" Naruto asked. "It's your mindscape kit. I will give you the Rinnegan, Six Paths Senjutsu, Tenseigan, Byakugan, Sharingan, Rinnesharingan, heck, I'll even throw in one- no, two Chakra Fruits." The voice came from a very beautiful lady. Even though Naruto had a Biju sealed into him, he was personified, because why not?
Naruto was kicked out of his mindscape, and he killed everyone in the village, the end.
The Secret To Paperwork
"GAH! I HATE PAPERWORK! I WISH I KNEW A WAY TO STOP THIS PAPERWORK!" An angry Hiruzen said to himself as he was writing on a paper. "Jiji, you know the secret to paperwork?" Naruto asked as he walked in. "YES PLEASE TELL ME!" Hiruzen begged like a dog. "Shadow clones." Naruto whispered. Hiruzen hit himself on the head and passed out.
Naruto Coming Back To The Academy Like He's A Different Person
Naruto was training for the last 3 days under Kakashi's tutelage. Since he stopped eating ramen, he was 6'4, 145 pounds of pure muscle, and had a toned face. He had no more baby fat. As he walked into the academy, people simply stared at him. He had a red trench coat with black flames, and the kanji for "Fox". He had ANBU pants and the regular Ninja sandals. "H-hello, Naruto." Iruka said. "Hi." Naruto said, his voice was around 5 octaves deeper than it was 3 days ago. Naruto did a Rasengan and smashed it into Sakura. He then summoned the Gedo Mazo and revived the Jubi for good measure.
Hinata's Stuttering
"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi, N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-naruto-K-k-k-k-kun." Hinata said, with a blush as red as Kushina's hair. 'I wonder why she stutters like that?' Naruto thought.
Celestial Beings Other Than The Otsutsuki Interfering With The Naruto-Verse
Naruto woke up in a white room. "Hello, Naruto, I am Kami," the now identified Kami said. "I will give you a whole bunch of broken powers, and I will even be a part of your harem (which already has around 200 people in it) for good measure!" Kami said.
Lemon Scenes When Naruto Is Younger Than 18
Need I say more?
I dunno why I wrote this. I'm guilty of the first one, I like giving Naruto broken abilities.