Go and Be Dead, then Go Nonsane
By Eccentric Mookie
Disclaimer: The only characters I own are Giant Mosquito, Banana, Everyone (who dies ;-;), Random Lollipop, Leon's Brain, and Cheese-In-A-Box. All of the others belong to their rich and famous creators. -_-
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On the Destiny Islands, Riku just so happened to be stuffing his face with fried chicken.
Riku: Ah, my chicken, my demented chicken. I shall protect you with all of my power, never to let you enter the mouth of another soul. You are the chocolate in the air, in my nose. ::licks the box that the chicken came in::
Kairi: ::from a distance:: Raw meat is better!
Riku: ::grumble grumble::
Then, for some reason which is good for something but whose reason has not yet been identified (or a piece of paper), Riku went nonsane! ::cough::
Riku: ::grabs a minivan out of nowhere and drives into Yuffie:: Take that, you, you . person. o.o
Yuffie: ::goes flying through the air::
Riku: I didn't know she could fly.
Giant Mosquito: Feathers and particle board. is what we're ALLLLLLLLL made of! ^^;
Yuffie: ::appears before Riku:: I fly because my master shoved me off a cliff and taught me how. And then I failed to learn it. v_v
Leon: ::falls from the sky in a pair of clown shoes, mumbling:: How did they cram my gargantuan feet into these, anyways?.
Riku: Bwah! Such is the nature of stuff, which in some distant time was normal or dead and pineapples with the junk. Yeah! o_o
Leon: ::flies over the rainbow:: Yeah, well, when master Yug Rug finds out about your RUDENESS. -_-
Aerith: ::whacks everyone's butt with a banana::
Banana: ::sniff sniff::
Everyone: ::runs up, hugs Banana:: Hi, my name's Everyone! But now I must die to death. -.-'
Suddenly, the sky goes dark and lightning flashes as Sephiroth descends slowly.
Sephiroth: ::descends slowly, but crashes into ground anyway, then steps out of crater:: Would any of you care for some high-quality tartar sauce?
Cloud: ::walks in wearing hillbilly clothes:: Muwah! O_O Observe! ::carefully scrapes tartar off teeth, squeezes it into metal bucket:: There you have it! Home-made high-quality plaque sauce! ^_^
Sephiroth: That's TARTAR sauce! You illiterate child! ::stark raving mad::
Cloud: x_x ::whimper whimper::
Random Lollipop: ::shoves self up Yuffie's nose::
Oh no! How will Yuffie get the Random Lollipop out of her nostril?! Will Sephiroth and Cloud ever make any munny with their tartar sauce industry? And, most importantly. WHERE HAS RIKU'S FRIED CHICKEN GONE?!?! Find out in the next twisted chapter of Go and Be Dead, then Go Nonsane! ^_^
By Eccentric Mookie
Disclaimer: The only characters I own are Giant Mosquito, Banana, Everyone (who dies ;-;), Random Lollipop, Leon's Brain, and Cheese-In-A-Box. All of the others belong to their rich and famous creators. -_-
__________________________
On the Destiny Islands, Riku just so happened to be stuffing his face with fried chicken.
Riku: Ah, my chicken, my demented chicken. I shall protect you with all of my power, never to let you enter the mouth of another soul. You are the chocolate in the air, in my nose. ::licks the box that the chicken came in::
Kairi: ::from a distance:: Raw meat is better!
Riku: ::grumble grumble::
Then, for some reason which is good for something but whose reason has not yet been identified (or a piece of paper), Riku went nonsane! ::cough::
Riku: ::grabs a minivan out of nowhere and drives into Yuffie:: Take that, you, you . person. o.o
Yuffie: ::goes flying through the air::
Riku: I didn't know she could fly.
Giant Mosquito: Feathers and particle board. is what we're ALLLLLLLLL made of! ^^;
Yuffie: ::appears before Riku:: I fly because my master shoved me off a cliff and taught me how. And then I failed to learn it. v_v
Leon: ::falls from the sky in a pair of clown shoes, mumbling:: How did they cram my gargantuan feet into these, anyways?.
Riku: Bwah! Such is the nature of stuff, which in some distant time was normal or dead and pineapples with the junk. Yeah! o_o
Leon: ::flies over the rainbow:: Yeah, well, when master Yug Rug finds out about your RUDENESS. -_-
Aerith: ::whacks everyone's butt with a banana::
Banana: ::sniff sniff::
Everyone: ::runs up, hugs Banana:: Hi, my name's Everyone! But now I must die to death. -.-'
Suddenly, the sky goes dark and lightning flashes as Sephiroth descends slowly.
Sephiroth: ::descends slowly, but crashes into ground anyway, then steps out of crater:: Would any of you care for some high-quality tartar sauce?
Cloud: ::walks in wearing hillbilly clothes:: Muwah! O_O Observe! ::carefully scrapes tartar off teeth, squeezes it into metal bucket:: There you have it! Home-made high-quality plaque sauce! ^_^
Sephiroth: That's TARTAR sauce! You illiterate child! ::stark raving mad::
Cloud: x_x ::whimper whimper::
Random Lollipop: ::shoves self up Yuffie's nose::
Oh no! How will Yuffie get the Random Lollipop out of her nostril?! Will Sephiroth and Cloud ever make any munny with their tartar sauce industry? And, most importantly. WHERE HAS RIKU'S FRIED CHICKEN GONE?!?! Find out in the next twisted chapter of Go and Be Dead, then Go Nonsane! ^_^