So, this is my FIRST bleach fan fiction ever! :D disclaimer: I do not own bleach kubo does, unfortunately. DX
Summary: what happens when Grimmjow, Ichigo, Rangiku, Noba, Ririn, Kurodo and Kisuke and Chado. All play truth or dare! I'll tell you ….CHAOS THAT'S WHAT! Might add some more characters later on in the story! Enjoy!
Chapter one: Grimmjow, truth or dare anyone?
There was a knock on the door. Urahara Kisuke looked up lazily from his make-shift fan. "I wonder who that could be." He got up and reached for the door knob, however he was smushed by the door potentially collapsing in a pool of dust and wood, revealing a very pissed of blue haired arrancar replacing the space the door used to be. "Where is he!?" Grimmjow looked around frantically. "Where's the strawberry!?" The blue haired arrancar strode into the middle of the room, while a flattened Urahara tried to calm him down.
"Grimmjow, why are you here, may I ask?" Kisuke looked puzzled. Arrancars hardly ever show up in the living world, unless it's to…
Kisuke came to a shocking realisation. "Hey, you are NOT killing Kurosaki-kun!"
"NANI!? I DON'T KNOW WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM!" Grimmjow pelted in his face, making sure he heard all of it; before calming down. He breathed heavily, before slumping down on the floor in a sitting position. He repeated. "I don't want to kill him..." Kisuke looked down. Grimmjow actually, didn't look menacing like usual. He looked lost and sorry and lovi-
"I WANT TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING! I'M FRICKIN BORED!" –Impulsive, annoying and well, bored?
Kisuke chuckled and snorted at him. "You. Bored? How can you be bored?" He knew he was beating round the bush but, hey, this is Kisuke we are talking about. He smirked under his fan.
"Well, yer, I can't really be bored. But still! I haven't seen the strawberry in ages! I just thought we could do something?" Grimmjow raised his eyebrows; he couldn't believe he was saying this but being stuck with Ulquiorra's depressing personality really takes its toll on a guy like Grimm.
"Hm, I have an idea. That is, if you are willing to play?" Kisuke chuckled evilly and lowered his eyes.
This particular action made Grimmjow feel uncomfortable. It looks like he is goin to rape me… He thought.
Urahara Kisuke, promptly jumped from his crouching position, to a somewhat more normal one. If you call sitting with your legs folded the opposite way normal then, good for you!
Grimmjow flinched as Kisuke came closer to whisper in his ear. "Truth or dare…" He whispered. Grimmjow frowned.
This, was his big idea? Truth or dare. The silly kids' game you would play at a sleepover? He mentally shunned Kisuke for his fowl plan and childish mind.
"Well, what do you say?" Kisuke chirped with a goofy face. Grimmjow, (Who was still frowning) Thought for a moment.
"Well it's either that or Ulquiorra's depressing aura." Grimmjow sighed. Maybe it won't be too bad. Hey, I might even be able to dare Ichigo into fighting me! With that, Grimmjow smirked.
Grimmjow was brought out of his thoughts, when Kisuke strolled out of the room. Only to call Ururu to get a pen. "Ah, arigatou, Ururu." Urahara peered from his fan.
Ururu nodded and followed suit. She sat down next to Grimmjow peering into his bright blue eyes.
"What pretty eyes you have." She stated in her soft tone.
Grimmjow was surprised! He had never had a compliment before.
"Che, thanks, I guess." He looked up at the ceiling, a scowl present on his face, before softening it a bit.
Just then, Kisuke had finished the letter he was writing. He read it aloud.
"Dear friends, Grimmjow has made an entrance and I have suggested that we host a sleepover to entertain everyone for a while! If you receive this letter, then you are invited! If not, then no entry!
(Truth or dare included!)
I hope everyone will take the time to come!
From Urahara Kisuke (you know where to find me). Xx" Grimmjow gaped. Baka, this is so stupid!
"Well, what do you think, Grimm-kun?" Kisuke turned along with Ururu to Grimmjow who was sweat dropping.
"Well, for one, that letter is complete rubbish. And two, WHO PUTS KISSES ON A LETTER! YOU'RE A DUDE RIGHT!"
Kisuke pursed his lips, before replying in a pout.
"Grimm-kun, we really need to work on your anger issues…" Grimmjow's eye twitched.
"Oh, I forgot to say something else…DON'T CALL ME GRIMM-KUN YOU BASTARD!" He hollered, sending Kisuke and Ururu flying around the room.
"Ururu, go collect the sedative! It's in the box downstairs labelled: sedative in case Grimmjow goes on a rampage in the shop! We can't have an arrancar going on a rampage, not in my shop anyways!" He called out to the little girl, clinging onto a chair for dear life.
"Hai!" Ururu let go. She went flying and whirling around the room; before getting to her feet and running downstairs to collect the sedative Urahara wanted.
Meanwhile, Kisuke was focusing on keeping a firm grip on his fan and his beloved hat. Can't lose those!
A few moments later, a little head of black ebony hair peered out of the stair case. She was holding a little syringe, containing Arrancar sedative. She walked over to Grimmjow; who was throwing anything he could find at Kisuke, in an attempt to rid his flaming anger.
Now, Kisuke has dodged several items in his life time…but certainly not a "TOASTER!" Kisuke ducked; making his hat float up into the air, only to land safely back on his head a second later. That was a close one!
...
Ururu pounced. Her eyes snapping up to get a good shot on the hot tempered arrancar. "Target locked." She announced; ready to fire the drug. "And, fire." She lunged forward, kicking off of a chair to propel her little frame into the air. Grimmjow turned, only seeing black hair flying toward him with a funny looking syringe. "Oh, shit…" His eyes grew wide as, Ururu stuck the syringe into his abdomen. She pulled out the syringe before announcing her success.
"Mission completed, Urahara-san." She saluted before sitting back down.
"Ah, arigato Ururu!" Kisuke exclaimed before watching the blue haired arrancar struggle for his grip on consciousness.
Grimmjow felt weird. His eyes were losing focus; his head felt like it was swimming. God he didn't have to go and sedate me! Those were his final thoughts before crashing to the ground, in a forced sleep.
Kisuke kicked him, just for good measures.
He stared out of the window, with his fan up to his mouth. Hm, I wonder if the other got my invite?
...
Meanwhile, a shy young man with a mask was walking down the street. His aqua eyes peered out of the slit in mask to look at his other modified soul friend. Kurodo was ranting on about something, again, whilst Ririn was trying to get him to shut up. He sighed; there had been no reiatsu activity for a while now.
All he wanted was some action. Just then a burst of reiatsu filled the area.
He stopped in his tracks and looked to his friends. Ririn and Kurodo looked at Noba with concern. This was very unlike him. "Hey, Noba, is something wrong?" Ririn chirped out. Noba closed and opened his eyes, grasping the flowing reiatsu, before letting out a breath he didn't know he was holding.
"I sensed some reiatsu. It's coming our way, but it has a very similar pattern, I think its Urahara-san's reiatsu."
Ririn and Kurodo looked at each other, then back to a concentrating Noba.
"Urahara-san's? But why would he be coming here, he knew we were going on patrol, this fine afternoon!" Kurodo stated before turning to Ririn for some answers.
She just looked as confused as him. So, they all turned their gaze to Noba; who was currently staring at the floor with his eyes closed. He suddenly panicked when he felt more than zero gazes on him. He blushed. Ririn and Kurodo picked up on this and stopped their staring, knowing how shy Noba can be.
They looked at him with knowing eyes.
Noba gulped, before breaking the silence "I-I think he has attached his reiatsu to something. Like paper."
Ririn's face scrunched up disapprovingly. "That bakamono! Why would he do that?" Her eyes were blazing with confusion.
"No idea, unless he needs to contact us." Noba suggested, whilst scratching under his mask and reaching his fiery red hair.
"Well, if he needed to, then he should enter the 21st century and buy a phone- OW!" The blonde headed girl grimaced and rubbed her sore head, as a little note in the shape of a paper aeroplane floated down onto the ground.
They all peered down at it with confusion, before Kurodo crouched and picked it up in slim fingers.
"That thing hit me on the head!" Ririn pointed and scolded the little piece of paper.
"Ririn, it's just a piece of paper. I'm sure it didn't hurt that much!" Kurodo hushed her by holding his hand on her little mouth.
"But it did…" Ririn mumbled out from under Kurodo's hand.
"Now, now, let's see what this says shall we?" the shape shifter looked at his friends for confirmation to go ahead.
They both nodded reassuringly.
Kurodo unfolded the piece of paper and read it aloud in an announcement voice (A/N: just imagine like the x factor voice XD).
"Dear friends, Grimmjow has made an entrance and I have suggested that we host a sleepover to entertain everyone for a while! If you receive this letter, then you are invited! If not, then no entry!
(Truth or dare included!)
I hope everyone will take the time to come!
From Urahara Kisuke (you know where to find me). Xx"
They all looked at each other, not knowing what to say to the ambiguous letter sent by their creator.
"Well, at least it wasn't a letter to say someone was hurt." Noba contemplated.
They all 'hummed' and nodded agreeing.
"Hey, I think we should go!" Ririn chirped once again, clinging onto The front of Noba. He blushed slightly at the contact. Ririn just sighed at the shy man before dragging him and Kurodo in the direction of The Urahara shop.
Well! I hope you enjoyed chapter 1 ! I'm sorry about what I did to grimy! XDD
But this story is humor and crack mixed together! :P
Now, the next chapter won't be as long…well none of them will. I just wanted to get the opening into one chapter you see .
Well stay tuned for more noba! A LOT MORE NOBA! And more noba blushing. Being cute ..ect.. :D :3 and a bad ass Grimmjow XD