Hi! Here we are again!
-Of Drunken Beybladers-
By: Kiina & Menthol
Chapter Two
…This is going to be fun, Kai thought.
Waiter's POV
When I saw how much these kids could drink, I had a wonderful idea! The World Tournament of Drinking would start next week! I studied the kids. Would they be able to take part there?
This slate-haired boy would be able to manage this. He had drunk about three wine bottles already, and he was still very sombre.
The other raven-haired teen still drank from the glass. A very well-educated person, I noticed.
Then I looked at the always-shouting boy (Tyson). He wouldn't be able to pull it off. Actually, hewas currently lying under the table, drunk. Very drunk. Maybe hewas sick…
I noticed that the blonde one studied his "fallen" teammate intensely. Suddenly, he also fell from his chair to the ground andwas now very near to the other. Could they be…? Nooo…
The last one, the smallest of the group, gave death-glares to the wine. He surveyed it as if it was his enemy. Then all of a sudden, he brought it to his mouth and gulped it down. I really wonder, how such a lovely boy – oh God, what am I thinking?! Anyways, I wonder how much more he could stand…
Just now, I hear someone calling me, probably wanting something to drink. I have to go…
Normal POV
Tysonwas still lying under the table, totally drunk, while holding his wine bottle- half-full. I love this thing, he thought, and tried to drink another bit. He stopped when he heard Max falling beside him. Now Max was extremely close to him. Tyson blushed and looked at Max, who looked back at him. Because the blue-haired boy was blushing, Max tried to do the same. If I do the same as he does, perhaps the others will think I'm cool, the blonde thought. So, he continued to imitate Tyson, which wasn't very hard, because Tyson only lay there, immobile. Is he dead?, Max asked himself. Oh, this is cool, I have to do the same. So, he played dead, like Tyson…
Kenny felt a little dizzy and then, abruptly, all the inhibitions were suddenly gone. The enemy didn't matter now. He wanted to get rid of something that he should have done long before:
"Kai? I have to admit something," he said. "I love you."
All eyes were fixedon Kenny. Even Max and Tyson, who were "dead" a moment before, stood up and sent questioning looks at the small boy. Kai was very surprised. He had expected anything, but this –definitely not! Suddenly Ray jumped up and slammed his fist on the table.
"You can't love him!! Because I do, already," Ray shouted drunkenly. All his good manners were gone by now.
"Ray, can't we have a compromise? Look, we can love him both," Kenny stated.
"Guys?! Perhaps I don't want YOU to love ME!! Have you thought of this already? Huh?" Kai implored, a little bit upset. Both Ray and Kenny looked at Kai and growled
"Who asked you?!"
Kai didn't answer. Instead, he took his wine bottle and gulped it down, and then threw it onto Kenny's head. Kenny dropped to the ground and silently muttered something of enemies, and Kai, and wine. Ray looked at the boy in shock, but his expression suddenly changed. He smiled evilly. Now I have Kai for me alone. When his and Kai's eyes met, Kai warned him:
"No matter what you are thinking, stop it! NOW!!", their team captain shouted.
Max sat up from the ground and asked, interestedly: "What about the drinking contest? Will it still run?"
Kai turned to him and growled. "Yes, but aren't you supposed to be playing dead, anyways?"
"Oh yeah. Thanks Kai", Max answered and fell down again.
Kai let out a "hn" and then turned to Ray. His eyes narrowed, he began to speak in a serious voice.
"You know, Ray, now it's just between you and me."
Ray blushed. "Ahh…what?" He really didn't know what Kai was speaking of. Could it be that…
"The drinking contest, you fool!" the slate-haired boy barked. He held his hand high and asked the waiter to come. He ordered another 5 litres of wine.
"Kai, are you insane?! What will we do with 5 litres of wine, in God's name?!" Ray asked incredulously.
The team captain remained calm.
"First of all, we drink it. And secondly, I don't believe in God," he stated.
So, they waited for the waiter to come with the five litres of wine in God's name.
The waiter came. First, he saw Kenny, the boy lying under the table with the others. It looked like he had a bump on his forehead. The waiter could feel the angriness boil hot in his mind. He began to shout at the two drinking teens.
"Hey, what did you do with the little red-haired boy?!" he yelled.
Ray looked drunkenly at the waiter, and the only thing he said was:
"Peace." And the only thing he thought was: We only live once.
Kai didn't seem to care about the nearly hysterical waiter, and gulped down another swallow of wine.
But the waiter was really angry. What did they do to his little angel? They would pay dearly!
"What did you do? I will call the police if he got hurt!!" If Ray hadn't been dreaming, he would have been able to see the steam coming out of the waiter's ears.
Suddenly, they heard a strange noise from under the table. They looked down to see what it was: Kenny's forehead was turning into a shade of blue, but he seemed to cope fine with it.
"Nothing happened, Mr. Waiter: I am fine." Kenny sat up drunkenly, rubbed his forehead, and put on athin smile.
The waiter smiled back and started to apologize to the two other boys. But one didn't seem to notice him (Ray), and the other was obviously too busywith looking cool (Kai).
"Hm, the real reason why I came to check on you here is for your money. Have you got enough to pay for all this wine?" he asked seriously, gazing at the two drunken teens.
"Here, I'll buy the whole restaurant." Kai took out a credit card from his pocket and handed it to the waiter…
"Ah, and you are sure that it's valid?" he asked suspiciously, while looking at the little card in his hand.
"Yes! I am perfectly sure so go away!" Kai was beginning to hate this man.
After another two bottles of wine, Ray began to tell Kai things he had never wanted to.
"Kai, you know, I am a bit gay."
"No, I don't know, and I did not want to know."
"That's no problem 'cause now I'm telling you!" He shouted. Obviously, he had forgotten that Kai was sitting right beside him and could hear the boy very well, even without shouting.
Then there was silence, while they drank the next two bottles…
Ray began to feel a bit dizzy, his eyesight began to become blurred, and his surroundings seemed to turn.
"Kai, do you believe in God?" Ray asked.
"No." Kai never did.
God's POV
"What did he just say? He didn't believe in God? In ME? Bastard!" he cried furiously to the Archangel Michael.
"He is a kid. He may change!" Michael answered.
God looked angrily at him.
"Okay, okay, he will change, happy now?"
Yes, God was happy now that all was going to turn out well.
Normal POV
"Kai will you ever change?" Ray asked because he wanted to know the truth.
"Why should I?" Kai answered sternly.
God's POV
"Did you hear that, Michael?" God asked, nearly crying in grief, knowing that one had just openly neglected him.
"Master, it's only one child!"
"Yes, but this one child hates me!" God was now sobbing hysterically.
"Hm. Maybe you should go to this drinking tournament and convert him!" Michael suggested.
"Great idea Mike! Thank you!" God went crazy about the new idea. He would go down to earth and make sure that this boy would believe in him! He was a hero! He was GOD! His mother had always said that he was something special. Shehad been right!
Normal POV
After some time Ray fell from the chair. He simply gave up.
Kai was a bit drunk but not much, and a tiny smile of triumph appeared on his face.
The slate-haired teen stood up and went to look for the others.
Yeah! Finally, I won! He looked under the table, where a sleepy Ray lay.
"Ray, we have to take the others to our hotel!" He shouted, trying to wake up Ray.
"Kai? Is that you? I am so happy to see you!" Ray laughed, drunkenly.
"Well, I am not. But what should I do? I have to bring you to our hotel. Oh, Wait! Mr. Dickenson! I have to call Mr. Dickenson! Where is your cell phone, Ray?"
"Cell phone? What is a cell phone?" What in God's name was a cell phone?.
"A cell phone is something you need in order to live or otherwise you'll die!!!" Kai retorted angrily. How could someone forget what acell phoneis? What a blockhead…
"Ah! A cell phone! Now I know! Here." He handed it to Kai.
"Now, Ray, lie down again" And he aimed a punch at Ray. The boy slumped down instantly.
This is much better! Now I have to call the big fat man and then he will drive us home.
"Hello?" Mr. Dickenson's voice said
"It's Kai. We need a car."
"A car for what?"
"To get us home."
"Ok. Where are you?"
"At this new local."
"Ah. I know what you mean. I will pick you up."
"Hn."
And? It wasn't very funny, we know, you don't have to tell us, but we introduced god!
Preview for next chapter:
Kai will confess that he was not baptized and Ray has major problems to remember what happened. Tyson and Max still play dead and Kenny – we don't know now… °-°
Till next time!
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